To enhance the quality of Sup Forums i introduce positivity threads

to enhance the quality of Sup Forums i introduce positivity threads.

this is actor jason staham

write something nice about him.

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Excellent freediver.

bald one dimensional faggot who always plays himself fuck off

He's the best thing in F8. Crank 2.5: Baby on Board was so fucking great.

I've never not liked him on-screen.

He is based

"The Bank Job" was good - even though he didn't actually get a job in a bank! How does he do it?

>less than half his age
>look a billion times worse than him
how does he do it?

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He's the only man on earth who looks better bald

He is short and bald but he bangs a cute girl

underrated actor in general, he's so great in Snatch

>ze Germans

>there is now a safespace on Sup Forums

it's called a Stathspace

>Dr Pavel, you dont know me
>Youre abou to

what did he mean by this

Being German I find this nevertheless quite amusing.

humble action star

just start being a cockney bastard

He's family now.

Seems that taking the action path was a mistake. He definitely has the acting chops and the charisma, he could be a huge star.

His performances in the Guy Ritchie films were top notch.

I blame Hollywood.

Only because that character is literally Jason Statham

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Crank 3 when you glorious motherfucker?

He's a talented dancer.

He looks sexy with a beard.

He was good on Jim and Sam

where is the beard?

He was the best part of Furious 8.

You can see facial hair on his chin and around his mouth if you look real closely user

He can make watchable even an FF movie

>the joke
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>your head

Awesome body, especially for his age.
His voice matches his looks and tough guy image, unlike e.g. Willis or Travolta.

He's a nonce and a sodomite like all British actors.

He was a fine footballer.

Aye. He's so manly he doesn't need a beard on his face.
He has one under his cock and he braided it in Dwarven fashion.

You talking shit about Willis in a positivism thread???? Get The Fuck Out

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lmao this. He used to actually hawk counterfeit goods on the streets like during the opening scene.

Are you talking about Mean Machine? I can't believe I actually enjoyed a movie featuring Danny Dyer

Jason Statham is probably the only man on this planet who looks like a serial rapist with hair, and a civilized respectable human being without hair.

That and he and Vinny Jones actually played football.


Pic related is top ranked NCAA Field Hockey player Emma Watson.

He was pretty good in that Melissa McCarthy movie

Willis sounds like a squeeky teenager.
That's especially funny once you know his German standard dubs guy has the most awesome voice _in the world_.

I'm a big fan of the Jason Statham Cinematic Universe (last two Fast & Furious movies, The Transporter trilogy and The Mechanic movies) very surprised they let the same character appear in different studios franchises, they should do more crossovers with him

>Willis sounds like a squeeky teenager.
This is completely untrue user and you know it. Rewatch a few die hard movies and revise your opinion

Statham was also on the British National Diving Team.

needs to start a tv show about his daily life buuuut his daily life is the same thing that happens in his movies???

martial arts fighting! Car chases! explosions! Coming this fall:

JASON STATHAM: Walk a day in my shoes

Just make it Crank 3

Good dancer
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He's actually a really competent fighter and action dude.

Also he was the only funny thing in that Spy film which was completely mediocre in every aspect except for him.

He was good in collateral

his wife's tits are ballooning nicely with milk as she's getting ready to birth his spawn

he's based for a bald manlet

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Jason Statham has performed well in some pretty awesome fight scenes.

He also had a tremendous voice. He should consider doing voice work.

Underrated

Badass

Jealous

MILKY MILKY NOW MOMMY!!!

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Since learning that I want him and Tom Daley to do a good cop, grizzled cop movie.

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He looked good with hair family, check I Claudius

>He looked good with hair family, check I Claudius

That was a toupee, he's been bald since he was 19

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