Who will play Barb in the very guaranteed biopic?

Who will play Barb in the very guaranteed biopic?

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really makes you think . .. . . ..

THICC version, rip snorlax

dude lsd lmao

They say the eyes are the gateway to the soul. And I have looked into the abyss known as Barb

I've been going deep into the Sagas over the past few days and it's an amazing story, really underappreciated. From anti-gay to lesbian, from a virgin to a man shoving medalions up his ass to please a 13 year old boy. What a grand journey.

>cousin knows nothing of Chris
>tell him about him off hand one day and then show him the wiki article I think I said something about drawing something to prevent raping a girl, then showed him the Megan page.
>he spends all night reading about Chris

He really is a fascinating subject, the gift that keeps on giving. Watching him livestream playing with his dolls the other day was funny as fuck.

>Financhu crisis happening
>Patrion makes $24
>has to slash 50% off the stamps sale
Is this the final saga? He won't be able to pay for his tomgirl transformation.

can you imagine what day-to-day life is like in that fucking hellhole of a house?

Sup Forums and ED did this to them. We may have gone too far in a few places.

kathy bates

Probably the same as the day in my house. You wake up, start staring into the monitor, then you stop and go to sleep.

underage

Thanks to trolls he believes he had like 10 girlfriends. Without the trolls he wouldn't even have this lie to comfort himself with. He should be thankful.

I ordered stamps from him two weeks ago and he hasn't sent them or even talked to me on Ebay, opened a dispute up and am getting my five buck-a-roos back.

Pretty revealing interview
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I think he crossed that line from likeable retard into the full retard.

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Why did Liquid achieve every single one of Solid's dreams while Solid failed miserably? What made them so different?

he could make a living drawing sonichu and making vids but he's too fucking lazy

Is he ever going to get back to drawing his comic?

He really couldn't, he doesn't really have a following. Everyone who's "following" him just want to get a laugh out his next grand failure.

Liquid was meme'ing and wasn't autistic. Also had talent.

I remember reading somewhere that he actually got together with the real "Kasey;" how they later drove around together and trolled Chris some more irl. This was several years ago though.

He can't just FLIP THE SWITCH and make himself WANT to draw comics! It's not that easy! He's a complex man (female)!

never seen this one before

That's because it's new

I'm pretty sure Barb was using military methods to signal to us in the newest video where she was blinking a lot.

I think a Chris-chan movie should be made how the Monty Python films were, the Sonichu segments should be completely animated while the rest are more grounded in reality. The opening could be an animation of Chris getting kicked out of community college then swearing vengeance on the principal.

Here's who I would cast:
Chris-Jonah Hill
Liquid Chris-Paul Dano
Kacey-Chloe Grace Moretz
Megan-MEW
Bob-Tobin Bell
Snorlax's other son-Shia or Kevin Smith

>when the interviewer looks just as autistic as chris

Stopped watching there

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I hope his death is live streamed

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All of the sagas could be adopted into a hilarious and heartwarming family-friendly movie about a kid with crazy imagination. Would have to cram it all in elementary school though.

Damn you, stupid sexy Chris..

Why are there my little pony eyes under his shirt? Does he have a giant my little pony manbra?

>Holland, 1945 by NMH plays as Chris is doing a bunch of hilarious romantic gestures in a bid to win Kacey's heart

MOAR

What part will Sum41's CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP begins playing?

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Apparently Kacey is a huge fan of McFlurrys, which is a type of ice cream sundae sold at McDonalds. She eats them almost daily, occasionally even twice a day. Liquid often has to drive her to McDonalds to buy her a McFlurry. He doesn't go and fetch it for her, she rides along. Why doesn't she just drive herself? Because she'd rather play Candy Crush Saga on her iPhone than drive.

This even occasionally happens in the middle of the night. Kacey will fucking wake Liquid up, at like 3am, and say "Honey, you know what I'd really like right now?" Liquid will nod and get out of bed, ready to drive the bitch to McDonalds. It will even happen when they have company over. Kacey will get a hankering for a McFlurry, and everyone will have to pile in the car and head to McD's so she can have one.

Here is the fucking weird part: Kacey, for some reason, has gotten it into her head that the McFlurrys in their local McDonalds aren't up to standard. There's a McDonalds a couple of miles from their place, but Kacey thinks the McFlurrys there are "shitty" and makes Liquid drive her to another one, which is a further 4 or 5 miles away. Considering the whole point of McDonalds is the complete global uniformity of the food, it's safe to assume this is a complete delusion that Liquid indulges for the sake of a quiet life. Remember, this happens pretty much every fucking day, unless Kacey got her daily McFlurry fix when she was on lunch from work. Although, like I said, that doesn't always stop her from having another one in the evening.

Liquid, as some people here might already know, is a huge fan of the Legend of Zelda series of video games. Last year Kacey was rooting around in their garage and she stumbled upon a box full of Zelda shit. Some toys, etc. Not particularly strange, but the remarkable thing was a collection of notebooks where Liquid had written a novel-length hand written Legend of Zelda fanfic with himself as the lead character, replacing Link as the heroic protagonist. Initially Kacey was impressed, but that soon turned to horror when she discovered the romantic subplot. Liquid had written himself into a romantic relationship with Princess Zelda, complete with graphic sex scenes. To be clear though, this wasn't a porno thing. Most of it was about Liquid battling Gannondorf, saving Hyrule, etc. But the numerous sex scenes left nothing to the imagination. Since Liquid refuses to fuck Kacey citing a low sex drive, she was understandably pretty upset. This lead to a huge fight, Kacey destroyed the fanfic novel (and as it was handwritten, that was the only copy) and Liquid is now banned from playing Zelda games, or even mentioning it.

I'm surprised Chris hasn't tried to sue Youtube yet considering he was the first one who did a Let's Play with his Animal Crossing videos.

So, how is she doing? Is she going to die soon? I'm worried.

>Mfw Kek reaps her soul tonight
>Mfw WW3 begins the same night

coincidence? I think not my dear Watson.

hes not smart enough to do anything like that

Why?

Chris could be the final blow that kills Youtube along with the whole censorship shit that's been happening lately. We just need to get anons to make them think he was the one who started all this Let's Play, video reaction and other things in that criteria to what makes Youtube it is today.

Would Chris have a legit case if he did try to sue Youtube?

A Chris-chan movie would be Oscar worthy. Live action mixed with animated Sonichu segments reflecting how his real life effects his art.

I remember following them back when new shit was happening on a near daily basis, it was some near Truman Show level shit

>>>/reddit/

Corporate lawyers at Youtube could placate Chris with a box of childrens toys, it wouldn't go anywhere.

I feel nothing for chris and feel bad for his mother, she was like a 300 lb blob then after his dad died she lost like 150 of it now is a scarecrow for her fucking ABSOLUTE FIALURE FAGGOT CARICATURE OF A HUMAN NARCISSISTIC SELFISH NO CONCIOUS HAVING FAGGOT SON who tries to milk empathy for donations so he can buy TOYS. he has proven himself to have no empathy over the years. fuck that shit

and fuck ulillillia for letting normies corrupt him now nothing he does is interesting.

Are they on food stamps? How are they able to keep on paying for their internet connection? They literally have no source of income at this point.

How much longer until Barb croaks?

Your tax dollars at work

She's already dead inside

less than 2 years is my guess

Barb has a pension, if not a huge one.

Chris is notoriously on welfare though, although lately he's been selling shit and making (and wasting) money on that. He made 1500$ the other day.

welfare/social security. Also they have thousands of dollars in credit card debt

I mean, atleast hes making money as a legitimate artist. Though i say that as loosly as possible

Keep up with the current Financhu Crisis saga brah. He's making 1200 from neetbux. They are currently 139k in debt though and they don't even own the house, so he's not inheriting shit. But I'm sure it'll work itself out.

>implying theyll go after a literal autistic tranny and his gaunt mother at deaths door

Patton Oswalt was born to play chris-chan

>and they don't even own the house
How long have theyve been in that house though

Kek takes her soul tonight

Some ween also donated 1000 bucks to him ostensibly to continue the comics, so that's 2500$ this year alone. Pity it's all wasted, of course.

Is Chris-Chan the most documented person on Earth?

Whats this finachu saga. Is that what were calling all the etsy tier shit hes doing? I know he just sold the totem

I'm imagining some "fans" will take him in and it'll become a little game for the people on kiwi farms to see who can house him the longest.

He could be the narrator of Elderly Chris reflecting on his past.

>atleast hes making money as a legitimate artist
Except he's not though

Image related, they took the bank took them to court

His etsy store got shut down (likely because he took the money and ran)

To put it bluntly, yes

Honestly it seems so. Its freaky how much more people are dedicated to learn about someone who is a living joke then someone like stephen hawking or the fucking president

To be fair his "successful" brother is an even bigger piece of shit to her, so maybe she actually likes Chris. Also, she's old, it's natural that her health is going away, it's not a huge tragedy, we all die at that point.

Why is Chris' brother such a faggot?

What are the status on people who messed with him most like Liquid or Clay? I heard Liquid got cancer but it would be absolute pottery if Chris somehow became insanely rich, they all ended up broke and ended up as bad as he was when he started making videos.

>this means he transitions back to male

I'm not ready for another arc

Hi Chris!

>all the etsy tier shit hes doing
No that's the sold out saga. Financhu crisis saga starts with him begging for donations, creating Patrion and selling his dad's crap to make ends meet.

Part of it has to be that we enjoy failures more than successes. Makes us feel better about ourselves.

Just put him in his dead wife's wig

I hope OG chris returns, almost as some dark mirror to our age of nostalgia that he returns to his original form, complete with clown shirt and short hair. Who will helm this chris chan reboot?

he's jealous of how fabulous chris looks as a woman

It's funny because his retarded brother has more fans than this failed movie critic with youtube views in the 100s.

Liquid is married to Kacey and is miserable. I heard the cancer came back too, but even if it hasn't, come on, married to Kacey.

Champthorn, who started the wiki, became a communist tranny and tried to delete it after a while because mocking another essentially communist tranny is bad, you know.

Clyde Cash lives off his parent's fortune. Tried to start a game journalism website, failed.

Marvin (the man in the pickle suit) and the Asperchu guy can still be found on the forums being fans.

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>he was so pure

Honestly who would want those shitty stamps unless they were handeled by his greasy fingers

>I heard Liquid got cancer
Didn't he always have cancer? One of his arms always was fucked up

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All those years...

>Marvin (the man in the pickle suit)
Pickle suited nigger

Next arc is Chris going full Norman Bates and becoming his mother while keeping his mother's corpse around like from a scene from Weekend at Bernie's.

He really was
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>the inevitable patreon videos of him using his moms corpse as a ventriloquist dummy
It will be illegal as shit but my sides will be in orbit

> Hanging out with friends from uni
> A lot of them are normies
> We talks about internet cultures, cringe videos and what not
> One of us makes a joke about furries
> "What's a furry?"
> Oh boy
> A couple of us starts to explain as best as we can what is a furry, with examples on hands
> I conclude with a reference to Chris-chan
> "Chris who?"
> mfw

>AND i JUST WON
>and I just won
>and I just won

I miss non tranny chris.

>At one and a half years The Lord put the mute button on me...

>marry a hateful hambeast just to troll an autist
What a waste of life

prolly when the unclit is introduced

INSTEAD IM GOING UNDER
INSTEAD IM GOING UNDER AGAIIIIIIIN

I miss when society either ignored trannys or actively mocked them

Chris Duckworth was one half of some youtube brothers duo, but he was the dorkier, less confident one, his brother essentially bullied him.

Dude had no self-esteem and went for the first girl who liked him.

It was a simpler, less cold time in general.

People keep saying trolls ruined Chris, but from my point of view it's the SJWs who are evil. We could've trolled him into being a better stronger human being, but they provided him an escape into a tranny fantasy world. He'll die by their hand, we tried to help him.

I can't wait for someone to suggest to him that he could sell her bones and hair as relics

Wasnt around when chris wasnt a tranny, what was the internets reaction to him him becoming a female soul