I've been thinking about getting Grindr but I'm only like 45% gay. I'm cool with jerking off, dick sucking, frotting...

I've been thinking about getting Grindr but I'm only like 45% gay. I'm cool with jerking off, dick sucking, frotting, and basically anything except anal sex. What do you think? Should I go for it?

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go for it JIDF jew.

I mean you get dicked by HAMAS every 2nd day you may as well try get a relationship out of a dicking.

You don't have to be into anal sex to be gay. Anal sex is a ton of work and super annoying to prep for. Your attraction to men isn't contingent on one specific sex act. I'm a lesbian and I don't like receiving penetrative sex but love giving head. Download Grindr, my dude. Don't do anything you don't want to and go git sum!!

>I'm only like 45% gay.
This is science

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Most dudes on grindr just want to suck a cock or get fucked in the ass. If you arent down for fucking, most will not give a shit.

Grindr is great. Until my girlfriend caught me I was on it a lot.

>I'm cool with jerking off, dick sucking, frotting
That’s sounds like more than 45% gay. Just saying

I got Chlamydia twice from swapping oral on that shit. I still go back. Just sucked a dick of some old fat guy with a big uncut cock in the sauna at the gym a few days ago because of that app. Also, I'm straight. Gf doesn't know.

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What percent gay am I if I'm only going to let a male suck my dick or top him if he's under 20 and hairless?

Alright, 75% in that case.

Like 5% that's hardly gay at all.

69%

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Go for it, I've fucked(I'm a top) a few twinks and shit was awesome.

I love sucking old fat guys dicks.

And uncut dicks.

You just hit the lottery.

How do you deal with the guilt? I want to, but I don't wanna fuck up and lose GF

Well, I'm a different person but I think if it's not working out with your girlfriend you might just want to break up with her to spare her the heartbreak and trouble it would cause. Or just don't cheat on her in the first place.

It's working out fine, hence why I don't want to lose her. I just want some dick on the side, white knight

Dont feel guilty. Youre just getting a nut off with a bro. Its no different from jerking off.

Just dont get caught. Thats what fucked me up. Lmao

Sorry,
Was meant for

Hm, guess that sounds reasonable.

Obsessed

How do you explain to your gf how you keep getting std?

Just be safe and selective about who you hook up with and everything's copacetic

Could you elaborate on this? I understand the disease part, but anything else I should take into account?

Maybe it’s because I had dicks jammed in my mouth all throughout my childhood and adolescent years but one day I woke up and decided “fuck it” and I don’t have a lot of experience but I don’t regret it. I often have ish I had a cool DL friend that would let me blow him so I don’t have to do the whole search.

A lot of guys on there are fags

For one, don't meet up with anyone who doesn't list their age and weight. If they can't be honest about basic shit like being older and fatter than they want to admit, why should you believe them when they say they don't have an STD?

For instance, my general rule of thumb was to seek out married guys. The last thing they want is to catch an STD or get blackmailed or have their wife clean them out in a divorce, so they are a much safer option than the flaming twink with 8 different face pics on his profile.

Anyone who's WAY too gung go about hooking up within 5 minutes of having a conversation is a red flag.

OH ALSO!!!

AVOID GRINDR TRANNIES.

They're all the bad parts of females without any of the fun anatomy.

I lie about both until it’s time to get serious.

Good advice! How to know when someone is married/engaged though?

Additionally, I'd really love to fuck trannies. Is it truly that bad?

Not the person youre asking, but from what ive seen even the most passable tranny on grindr is a trainwreck IRL

Here’s a tip. If you want your dick sucking to stay on the down-low, don’t use Grindr. If you’re anyway closeted or discrete, don’t use it. If you’re not comfortable with tell al your friends and family you use Grindr to hook up, then don’t use it. Cause chances are super high you will hook up with someone that will use that against you and demand money to keep his mouth shut about you

The vast majority will tell you they are married or it will say so on their profile. If they lie about anything, theyre instantly disqualified like user said above. If they'll lie about something, they could lie about STDs.
>tranny bit
Thats been my experience, that grindr trannies are just attention whores that wish they were f*males. Id also love to fuck a tranny.

I've never had that experience, but thats why I go for married or otherwise attached guys. Theres no shortage of other and or sites to use. Ive also fucked with adam4adam, sniffies, squirt (all sites) and hornet, jacks (apps) but grindr works best

Really solid advice guys. I was planning on using a second old phone for grindr, but might just limit myself to talking to people through discord

Any advise on where to hook up? I can't host and I'm pretty terrified about going to a random's house and getting kidnapped.

Not speaking from experience (I'm the other user asking questions), but I'd simply always meet in public first. Then take it from there. Otherwise a hotel is a good option

I hosted in my car, and would park in a secluded place, or Id just go to their house.

Ive had the best experience with older married men. Theyre more careful, never catch feelings, and very discreet.

Bro just meet other equally curious guys through discord and other social media. Grindr is basically the social media equivalent of a squalid restroom where 60year old Latinos and junkies are cruising

The second phone for grindr is an EXCELLENT idea.

This.

Exactly this.

How does one meet people discretely via social media?

How do you find people local to you on discord? Oldfag here, please explain.

>implying I wouldnt love to suck a 60 year old latinos cock
Fuck junkies though. Lots of meth too. "Ice cream"

Can't tell if ur sarcastic

1. Don't be old

I'm 26 so somewhat of an oldfag aswell from the eu, have no idea how people meet in the US,

Most experiences I ve had were with guys from other countries that were planning on visiting my country i met them on discord servers that weren't explicitly for hookups or porn sharing(gaming anime discord etc were 20-30 age group generally hangs out)
The one older married dude I met locally was from omegle and made sure to talk with him on fb as well for a few weeks. All those experiences never involved buttsex

Your still going to hook up or message with someone who will find out who you are and have screen shots of all your messages and cock pics to share with your friends and family

am I gay if I want to fuck a boy who's younger than me (20), hairless, white and wears girl clothes?

Yes.

sounds 100% gay to me user

damn, but where do I find men like this :( I've tried grindr but nobody uses that damn app

ok boomer

Topping isnt gay.

That's kinda gay, OP.

True but these 60year olds are usually seasoned arsebandits, that won't settle for anything less

I'm thinking about getting grinde but i don't want to post my face. do people post upper body pics on their profile or how does it work?

Do you have kik?

No, actually being serious. At least "how do you find locals on discord" if theres some trick.

My country is very small, so I'm lucky I guess

Lots of upper body pics. Or memes. Or whatever.

A lot of people (reasonably, IMO) wont meet unless they get a face pic first though. I didnt have a facw pic on my profile but if i decided i wanted to fuck someone i would send one.

Most of the Grindr crowd is be loud and proud gay post your face or gtfo. If you’re closeted/no face pic they won’t even return your messages. Also you make yourself an easy mark to scammers looking to get money from you

I use a homemade gloryhole to suck off guys from Grindr. It's preferable to go this way for me because I'm socially awkward and this way I get to just suck people off without having to do the weird small talk or anything else.

Have you ever set up a video cam to record the guys on other side of hole?

My area is only about 30% militant fags, the vast majority are "straight" guys like myself who just want to have sex on the side without involving divorce lawyers or ridiculously "outing" themselves and being ostracized as a 100% flaming homosexual for the rest of their lives.

My interest in guys is limited to pretty much just oral and Grindr is absolutely the best way to go about it lol. If you're even halfway decent looking you can get a blowjob pretty much on demand if you have the app lol

I have a great relationship with my girl. Was on grindr alot before we got together. Loved the anonymous sex and the roleplay. I've been tempted to get back on because I miss how dirty it was, even though the sex with my gf is fantastic. I don't do it because I'm afraid mny performance in the bedroom will suffer if I've got that double life going on.

been doin the grindr thing since they pulled personals section of craigslist. assume there is a significant other. my experience with grindr trannies... mtf = trainwreck, ftm = easy to use daddy issues. heads up tho, if they find out you specifically like trannies then they avoid you. tranny hunters not liked

Is it too much to ask to find another AZ user who wants to let a little 100lb twink try sucking his cock??

Jeesh

tits or gtfo

What part of AZ?

I use grinder all the time to get my cock sucked. Go for it user, I consider myself just gay enough not care who sucks me after a night of drinking.

Mesa-ish

>Just sucked a dick of some old fat guy with a big uncut cock in the sauna at the gym a few days ago because of that app.
Why him? Because he had a big dick, or because he was old and fat?

Im not the guy but odds are its because "he was there, not extremely disgusting, and not weird as fuck" a big dick is just a bonus

In fairness, it's a bit fucking annoying to be on an app for men and find profiles with "NO MEN, trans/women only" on them.

I like men but I don't think it is a great idea.

Huh. I guess that's the advantage of being straight on there, you don't need to be attracted to whoever you hook up with.

>tfw i unironically want a older chubby guy to perv out on me and rub his cock all over my face and make me swallow his cum

there's plenty of people on grindr who will do what you're looking for, but fucking everyone flakes out when you think you've finally got a hook up set up

Not every guy wants anal, you can go and get a blowie

You need to weed the fakes out sooner by getting them verify they're real on Snapchat or something.

Sorry to break the news to you fagboi, there is no 45% gay. It's 0%, never let another dick near you. Or 100%. The first time you suck a dick, fuck a dick, or fuck another guy, you are 100% gay.

near pdx, lol?

This is about you damn it stop making US horny

Just show up when you say your going to show up. Not saying youll drop by around noon then show the fuck up at 7:30 when the wife is home. Not fucking cool.

total lies. you might be all or nothing but thats not how most people are

Sucking dick is more gay than getting fucked

lool not OP

i just like older chubby guys a lot.....

>Just sucked a dick of some old fat guy with a big uncut cock in the sauna at the gym a few days ago
>I'm straight

yeah i hate to tell you man but you're a walking, cock-sucking contraction

I do to damn it

no but now i wish i was x:

Youre already a faggot so stop living in denial and full on head dive cock.

This thread has helped me decide to suck some dicks again soon.

Just go to your nearest adult theater/arcade booths. Pretty sure you'll find decent cock there. That's where I get cock and ass.

Careful with AIDS user.

You're married and giving out your home address to Grindr hook ups? Are you mad?

I kinda want to suck a dick, but I'm super picky. I don't know what the dude/dick combination is supposed to look like for me to suck, and I'm sure I'll know it when I see it, but everytime I go to an adult video store I always chicken out and just lock my booth door and just solo rub it out.

wtf is wrong with me?

Bump

Just take it in the ass already faggot. All that other stuff is all fine and dandy but once you get a cock in your ass you'll understand exactly why we're fucking faggots. That shit feels good as fuck nigga. Man up, it only hurts about the first three or four times. Not at all if you take your sweet fucking time.