/tennis/ - Rio de Janeiro Open

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we're all frens here
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better thread thanks for making it bb

please don't post that it makes me feel bad
goffin is a good boi

do you rate the Acapulco open, /tennis/?
It's pretty comfy

yeah we do and yes it's comfy

>no glasses

too cute

Harrison is a nice guy. He just suffers from white line fever.

Reminder that one(1) week from now Halep will be leading the WTA again, as God intended.

>Thmeme is 13-1 this year so far

All will be well 1 week from now

>madrid m1000 has the worst troph-

Withdrew in Doha.
I actually think that's a cool idea for a trophy -- a painting of the winner.

*withdrew in Doha and last a match to the sport itself

not with le modern art meme tho

I'm coming back lads

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world number 8 jack sock

youtube.com/watch?v=WzyaIUo9Q30

did you bring me a souvenir?

[spoiler]agf[/spoiler]

nogaems

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If Federer played in a real era aka 80s and 90s he would have 10 slams tops.

If my grandma had balls she'd be my granddad

Transphobe

If a Finn sliced off his balls he'd be a Swede

Xenophobe

go out and try to shag cici bellis m8

american gun regulation; incoming

What does this post have to do with tennis?

who's the redditor

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Osaka goating, she really is formidable. Needs to polish her interview skills though.
Far out.

>jojj is also on reddit

>he doesn't know my reddit username by heart

ah, vietbong thinks he's a non-normie 4channer (it's a mindtrap)

>If you read Plato and misunderstand all of it, sure it's your view, but it can obviously be more wrong than another. Much like that Jordan Peterson's view on postmodernism is that of an incoherent dullard. This is obvious to anyone minimally acquainted with French philosophy and Jordan Peterson.

What did you mean by this?

looks like old JP is living in your mind rent free xD

shall b stepping bak from this here fine poomunity and site for a while
see u

are you the fedelel argie

hwat is¿
only fedelel l knew was romanian

that peterson uses the idea that a myriad of differing opinions exist to contend that his ideas have more validity than they do, put simply
please share your thoughts

this post isn't autistic enough, so I doubt it

He's been resurfacing with an argie flag

Gl hf will miss u

my friend who has an alcoholic father got into JP real bad

the guy is basically just a professor who gets rich by whining about cleaning your room, standing up straight and throwing some alt-right stuff in to spice it up. It's the most inane self-help garbage with some reactionary conspiracy theories. (the cultural Marxism meme).

For people such as my semi intelligent friend with daddy issues that shit is like cat nip. It's disgusting

Farewell Nico, when can we expect your return?

clean your room ;)

don know much re peterson other than the 'clean ur room' mem and the cultist-like behaviour of his followers. zero value proposition associated w this tbqh

idk
dpends on how some irl shiet goes

At least based commiefinn will never leave us

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I never clean my room ;)

>tfw gf

who won the BA open?

Rewatched Fed vs Agassi and Fed vs Roddick @ US Open vids in 60fps, bretty good.
If 2017-2018 Fed went back to play 2005-2006 Fed, the old one would probably win 1 set and lose 3. Better backhand and serve can't make up for better foot speed and forehand.

Gabe you should know better than to post this on here, nonetheless, I am very happy for you man

>tfw CiCi will never be your gf
why are you leaving argentier

Thanks

Thiem

how to get gf.
pls respond

just bee yourself(:

go to the pub, mingle
i meant please share your thoughts on leaving, not peterson

what year is that racquet from

I used dating sites, irl dating is unknown to me

>meme answer
b urself

>not meme answer
develop urself a set of values, normally this is best developed by working a job where you can learn useful things from it

you don't have to go outside a lot (I don't either), just dress properly whenever you do. If you want to be looked at by well-adjusted people, dress like a well-adjusted person first.

don't laugh too much in the presence of women, but don't look like a dour faggot either. it's best to generally keep an unimpressed facial expression

don't try to inject your humor/memes into every part of the conversation. Try to show some sympathy if the situation calls for it, even if you don't really care at all.

10is 66, the normie invasion (1990s)

show me you are racket collection

>don't laugh too much in the presence of women
what? why? seems really odd 2bh

can't even tell whether im improving anymore

because laughing too much is a sign of weakness

remember rule number 1: women only find something attractive if they find you attractive first

what is the point of tomatoes on a 'za? shits already the sauce

nice nipples Konta
I still can't believe how bad womens tennis is
the serves from my tennis partner are better than kontas/kasatkinas/radwanskas serves and he started playing 2 years ago.. doesn't even play in real matches
they don't even try to return difficult shots

>t. jordan peterson

those are peppers you swine

>american "education"

>tomatoes

>because laughing too much is a sign of weakness
sorry but i reject your ""wisdom""

good posts

now how do i get an Osaka gf?

disregard i am retard

i have never watched any of his video. watching a yt vid of someone speaking into a camera is a very autistic activity.

don't doubt, jew. that's my experience from having a gf + 1 tinder date

>that's my experience from having a gf + 1 tinder date
you're an expert then. my b

will do by tomorrow if you like, have to dig out the old ones

how many rackets do you have?
also dame robert dinero por favor

be born as a nip

>smilelet soy farmers persist in /xyz/

>education
didn't know that you learn something about tomatoes and peppers in schools

That being said, I could do with getting a handy from the hand that Konta uses to bounce the ball. hnng

>he didn't learn about tomatoes and peppers in Pizza class
>the state of German """education"""

but she's like half-nip, why is life so unfair

5 or 6

loool

oh you mean this osaka, thought you said "gf who's from osaka of japan"
well, just b white and b urself I guess

what's wrong with the pub??

tfw black
brb ending my life

they only have that in italy you doofus

a pub is where you go to have a drink with your m8s, not to show a girl your French knowledge by asking "voulez vous coucher avec moi?"

show me the collection tomorrow la
>not going to school in Italy
why do people do this?

doesn't really matter, you can score at the pub too. don't hold back on the laughter though

but what if she's French