Please be seated
Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make for the new year
James Clark
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Brandon Campbell
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT!
Nathaniel Edwards
Everyone settle down, let's hear what this gentleman has to say.
Justin Scott
Many important messages have been told today. I still wait here gleefully for you good sir.
Zachary Nguyen
Announce it
Hunter Sanchez
WHERE ARE THE BLOODY JOKES?!
Caleb Long
I heard there was an announcement and came as quickly as I could. I’m not to late am I?
Dominic Cook
Speak up, lad. We're listening
Brody Sanders
Kek at your pic
Evan Parker
Don't do it user, you have too much to live for
Matthew Evans
Calm down gents he has something to say
Sebastian Anderson
Please, tell us, we are all ears.
Brandon Wood
I came all the way from Sup Forums for this announcement. I'm listening.
Nicholas Diaz
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THIS MAN SPEAK HIS MIND
Brandon Moore
Get on with it reee
Logan Gray
Can't hear you in the back!!!
Daniel Cook
HOORAY NEW YEARS CHOCOLATE FOR JANNIES!
Jose Gonzalez
well what is it?
Brandon Roberts
Well?
Levi Butler
Hold up #Cough#cough# shekel dance a warm up like a pair of YEEZYS. CAN YA?
Jason Roberts
Nicholas Howard
Go on OP, whats the announncment
Jace Price
It's OK gentleman, have a drink.
Zachary Adams
I don’t know why I lost it at this image
Justin Ortiz
Andrew Myers
Oh! Good I didn't miss it, where's my seat?
Bentley Garcia
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Michael Price
Let me guess:
You are friends and combined offscreen to create this whole thread just for the lulz.
Amrite?
Anyway, good for you, good kids. Have a great 2020!
Juan Reyes
Can you wait for the fireworks to stop so i can hear it better? I bet is a very important thing you have to say for such a occasion
Josiah Jenkins
unf!
Aaron Price
Sir, please, we're all ears.
Hunter Richardson
Can I get an eh? For a good man that shares our table. Raise your glasses lad he is about to speak!
Jaxson Long
HE'S GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD!
Luis Anderson
Believe in meme magic!
Bentley Watson
Lol
Jason Foster
Anons, anons... the gentleman has something to say. Please, I implore you, listen to his announcement.
Blake Hill
Ah yes good sir, what do you have to say?
Evan Watson
TOAST TO THE JEWS!
Cameron Gutierrez
Michael Ross
?
Logan Turner
Caleb Phillips
go on
Ethan Cruz
Sorry, I have to end the call now. A fine gentleman is about to say something important.
Luke Stewart
LET THE MAN SPEAK
Kevin Russell
What's the announcement, jolly old chap?
Alexander James
#SoberOctober
Brandon Watson
Holy shit you fucked up my vision for a second there
Noah Lewis
Epic.
Tyler Gutierrez
I brought the goods, now let's hear what our good sir has to say.
Thomas Nguyen
I’m literally sipping champagne right now.
We’re gonna make it bros.
Jonathan Morgan
Goodness user. Spit it out. Enough blue-balling as already!
Jaxon Walker
Imagine working for free
Brandon Stewart
I was born seated.
William Powell
Ah, this is a cozy event hall. I've been very excited for tonight, but excuse me OP, I believe you said you had an announcement?
Grayson Hernandez
I'm here. You can start.
Nicholas Adams
He's going to tell!
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Zachary Martin
I will, svea brother, I will! We are alike!
Joseph Wright
Shhh! Quiet back there!
Jayden Wright
Toasty AF
William Myers
You better not blue ball or rickroll us
Wyatt Gray
Just a minute OP there is a Jew in the back row seething. Status fixed.
Please proceed good sir.
William Miller
POST IT FAG
Hudson Cox
*ahem* now the announcement
Christian Bailey
>check’t
Jose Price
HERE IT COMES BOYS.
Thomas Scott
Oh boy.
Parker Wood
Go on...
Grayson Williams
What do you have to say my good lad?
Nathan Parker
Oh good I'm not too late
Blake Powell
NOW WHERE DID THE WIFE PUT THAT PIN?
Daniel Wood
hurry up user
Josiah Rivera
tell us what happened lad
Henry Miller
Finalllllyyyyy
Mason Kelly
Proceed
Parker Russell
Great, I got here in time.
Adrian Carter
Take your time good chap, we're just getting settled.
Luke Long
I apologize for my tardiness. My friends and family sometimes mention how much of a tard I am. Don't mind me, just grabbing a drink before I grab my seat. You have my full attention.
Zachary Ward
LETS GO NERD
Dominic Flores
Pipe up sir! We can’t hear you in the back
Adrian Edwards
Digits! perfect timing!
Ryan Walker
Common, OP!
Blow yer wad already!
Adam Barnes
This is gonna be epic.
Cooper Kelly
Please. Continue. It's time.
Alexander Fisher
>pulls out boombox from asscrack
>*Click*
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
YEAAAAAAAAHHHH WHOS READY TO PARTY TONIGHT!
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>Pull down pants
>Pulls down undies
>Dancing intensifies
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
ALRIGHT WHO READY FOR THE FINISH!
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>Starts swinging on pole
OOOOOOH YEA-
>Swings into metal seat
>*CRACK*
AAAAAAHHHHH FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
>Blood gushes out of OP's head
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
FUCK STOP STANDING THERE! THIS ISN'T APART OF THE FUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT! FUCK! NIGGER ON A FUCKING STICK MY HEAD IS FUCKING BL-
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
GODDAMMIT SHUT THAT FUCKING BOOMBOX OFF AND STOP LAUGHING YOU DUMB FAGGOTS! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS HURTS LIKE A FUCKING BLACK BI-
>*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! OH GREAT, YEP THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS FUCKED. CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE BECAUSE MY FUCKING SKULL IS BUSTED! FUCK ME! FUCKING GODDAMMIT I BLAME THIS ON THAT FAT JANNIES BASTARD WHO GAVE ME THIS THREAD! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Ayden Brooks
Hm, well that wasn't what I expected at all.
Jeremiah Robinson
nigger
Grayson Hill
Holy shit. The actual madman.
Jackson Peterson
Not based
Landon Adams
UNBELIEVABLY BASED
Noah Richardson
rip op
Grayson Clark
That's not fun.
Cameron Miller
There's something wrong with you too.
Jacob Ward
Cringe
Christopher Green
Do you guys have niggers acting like monkeys on public transport in Am*rica?
Isaiah Phillips
Fake and gay
Aiden Miller
You should consider sudoku
Colton Kelly
*ahem*
Excuse me, Mr. DJ?
I have a request...
Isaac Robinson
Yeah I know.
Oliver Thomas
Excellent
Well done op
Cooper Roberts