I have fucked more than 50 dumb bitches in my life and not a single one of them has ever had any intentions of being my long term girlfriend, im 23 about to be 24 in February, 6 foot 3 most girls say im cute then immediately block me because they get at the way i text them, “text” like are you kidding me? When did text become more important than real life? Bitches just wanna be texting and texting and not meetup, i wanna talk in person not through pixels, it frustrates me how much i suck at 21st century “texting” hurr durr texting is a form of communication user, not for me. Any one my long time “girlfriends” have broken up with me because of the way that i text them, ironically enough these same bitches say that im sweet nice and funny in real life, that they love my personality but hate my texting, what do i do bros? Im desperate
I have fucked more than 50 dumb bitches in my life and not a single one of them has ever had any intentions of being my...
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You dont want some woman to ruin your life and take half of your shit. Find a bitch when you wanna fuck and just leave it be.
I currently have 3 bitches that i switch between with fucking but even they tell me that they dont like the way i text them, i never knew it was big deal until know
Throw away your cell phone then, tell them to call your landline
Post an example and we can help.
>I have fucked more than 50 dumb bitches in my life
[citation needed]
You just gotta keep your texts brief and few and far between.
Thats the promblem these bitches be texting paragraph essays expecting my to reply a whole novel haha emojis and shit lol its like that the important thing for them is text
he's going by volume and nailed your mom twice
I do tell them to call me or talk in person they dont want to they only want to text first pure text and text
Just ask questions. Bitches and people in general like to talk about themselves. That's what I do and it works. Questions and compliments then you don't have to talk much.
I ushally always text them “wya” so i can meetup with them and fuck them in my car, but they say they wanna text first and get to know me on text only like dude wtf? What kind of backwards world is this lol
It is bullshit that they care that much about a text though. Cost of doing business I guess.
Ok dude texting is important because it's how you show you care about a woman's emotional needs and the connection between you two when you're not physically there. Can you post examples of what you've been doing? I'll help if I can
>what do i do bros?
TL;DR: cunt will be cunt will stay cunty.
Just fuck'em. Don't do anything long-term. Saves you a lot of heartache and money.
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Im 6,3 i live in LA girls think im cute and i dress in expensive luxury brands like gucci and Louis Vuitton, still being a semi- chad like that means nothing when you dont know how to text (which is the most important thing to a girl apparently)
I wouldn't fuck you either jesus christ
You sound like you're attracting shitty girls. Maybe change your mentality towards dating a bit and you'll find some better ones.
You sound like a douche
Dude thank you so mich! Finally some fucken advice lol thank you man ima try it and post results
Lmfaooo
Alright text the “ask questions” approach
Being that as it may i still dont know what to do about my texting promblem, what do i search up or what? Any advice please
... have you ever held a conversation before?
Well i live in Los Angeles, nothing but shitty tinder using whores out here any girl out here that isnt fucking 5 different guys a week is ushally ugly but hey I’ll try anything to stick with one single guy at this point even if that pussy got some milage
Ok first it's "be that as it may".
Ask questions, MAKE conversations. Don't just interrogate, dry ass how's the weather questions suck and make anyone bored.
Do you know these women? Their interests?
If yes, talk about them.
If no, fucking ask you lanky twat
What am i doing wrong bros? Isnt the whole point to meet up? Not internet world
Fuck it dubs decides lol
Not through virtual reality pixel world lol I prefer to talk in person and would do anything to get around this weird texting phase lol fuck man when did the world become ready player one? lol does anyone live in reality anymore? Just inter world? I dont get it AT ALL
>Any advice please
>Oldfool here
All they want is to be validated; that they're "worth it" to be chased after. Thanks to digital world nowadays with IG, Snap & Co it became a superficial, fast-living world, where most people crave for their 15 seconds of internet game for their own validation of their own existence.
If a cunt complains about your texting style, she's not your type. Dump her, don't look back, don't waste any more time on her - move on
I mostly give up after a few texts if they dont want to meet up right away, they ask me all types of questions through text for which I would much rather answer in person through a coffee date
>15 seconds of internet fame*
Did you tell them that?
How do i get better? Please teach me im tired of girls blocking me even after fucking me a bunch of times just cause of the way i text them
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Fuck the “ask questions” method just leads to more questions lol how tf do i get them to meet up and talk in person like A REGULAR fucken person not a robot lol
I didn't read all of this but the problem is you're a complete faggot. Stop acting 13 and maybe you'll get the same in return. The problem isn't that your fucking with dumb bitches, it's that your a dumb bitch and expect more from dumb bitches who'd fuck with a joke like you.
Yes they just say they wanna texting first hours upon hours of texting like dude wtf is this shit? Lol i wanna talk in person like a regular fucken person not this online only interaction lol
Look, like wtf is this shit? Am I supposed to respond to this with anything other than some edgy trolling? Lol to me texting isnt real life its like internet world ive been told countless fucken times that the internet me isnt the same as the real life me, that online i come off as an asshole and in person that im sweet nice and funny, can someone please help me, like at all?
You hit the nail right on the head with that one lol how do i get them to be acustom to my “old school” ideology i guess lol fuck thats so crazy how wanting to meetup and talk in person instead of texting pixels to eachother all day is an old school ideology lol
But in person i end up fucking them litterally 5 minutes within meeting eachother what do i do about the texting thing? Why cant anyone help? lol
This little cunt bitching and moaning about being retarded and needing help but refuses to read and accept the help he's given. Fucking kek, useless
I literally tried the “asking” method and all it leads up to is more questions and more texting back and forth lol i wanna talk in person not through pixels
What help? Just ask questions brooo, like cmon thats what ive been doing my whole life
user numbers mean nothing if you don't have any serious relationships in your life. I don't believe you that you never had a chance to have a long term relationship with at least a couple of women. I think that you only got the offers from women that you weren't interested in. Even virgin neets get offers but sometimes they are too dense or their standards are too high.
Yes I've had my share of women myself, but I never kept track. I'm in my 30s and I've had a decent amount of serious relationships as well as relationships that weren't serious.
If you aren't trolling... which I think that you are.... make your intentions clear and be straightforward with women that you see as potential mates. Also like any relationship, it's a two way street. You need to put in the foot work such as texting, calling, being there for special events as well as just spending time together on random days. Relationships as well as life are all about balance. But remember you have to put the work in.
You may also need to put more work into your potential relationships. If that's not the issue then there may be something off about you such as you may not be very socially inclined.
And not all women are the same, women are like men in the fact that there are many different types. But no matter who you talk to, communication is key. And it has to be natural and feel right. Maybe you either don't communicate enough or you're awkward. Which means you need to work on your social skills.
But who knows? I don't know how you are in real life. Just responding based on the limited info that I know about you.
You have your answer: you dont want to text, so find a bitch who doesn't like texting either. Rocket science, man.
That was most wisdom ive ever heard in my life lol thank you man and yeah girls do tell me that i suck at communicating
That doesn’t exist anymore lol even old ass bitches love texting hella guys leading on hella guys and constantly talking to any guy that hits them up on ig lol this is fucken sad
They are texting with dozen of men at the same time. They dont have time to call you. Dont be so selfcentered.
I got this bro, you ain't got no text game. I can help.
You just need to send me over 9000 to my account and I'll sort it out for you
On god ive been coming to terms with that lol i guess i would be offended if i lived in a fly over town but i live in LA so I basically know anygirl i text is not the only guy that they are texting, fucken whores man lol fuck this fucken sucks
Can you please help um.. for free? :)
Can't do user
See you’re just like the bitches i be texting lol
I can help, it'll just cost you
I ain't free
i have fucked 5 not dumb bitches in my life. all of them are still my friend and one is my wife. you are a stupid cunt without relationship skills. enjoy your stds cuck.
Man you live in the worst state in the world to find a girl who doesn't like texting, none of my ex's texted very much because I didnt put up with that shit. Find a bitch who works for you, dont change yourself for bitches.
Thank you! Jesus Christ on god i needed to hear that lol
Fuck you’re right, I visit planned parenthood like every month from fucking all these random slut ass bitches suprise i have gotten any aids yet lol i wish i lived in boomer times :(
And be patient man, dont fuck every girl who throws herself at you, those are trash whores who dont deserve the dick, let Chad fuck her. youre looking for a real good bitch. I went 2 years without fucking before I met my wife
fuck this stupid thread
God i wish i can meet a girl that actually gives a fuck about me lol
Wow, how is it stupid?
Fuck your stupid post
OP is a middle schooler larping about getting his dick wet and complaining about how retarded he is irl.
Fuck this thread indeed
Im 23, 6 foot 3, white, rich, attractive and cant get a girlfriend to save my life lol
Bullshit.
Pics or gtfo
Find one that isnt retarded which is a difficult task as most women are libtarded and fucktarded
Or, you're ugly and b/tarded and none of them want you
Go see a psychologist that specialises in emotional intelligence, they should be able to help
They just aren't fussed on little Hitler's, to be frank, neither am I.
Drink more bleach
I might be just be ugly
That's how you dress?
I live in shitvile la, every women is either retarded or fucks a different nigga every week and proud of it lol
Yeah pretty cringe right? lol
Yeah I definitely need a lesson on empathy and caring about other people’s feelings lol im selfish and self centered that why i cant keep a girl
2 different happy new year texts by 2 different girls that think theyre my girlfriend, how did life get so wrong?
Pretty much this, it takes practice. If you actually want a nice girl?
I like sluts myself, but each to their own.
psychologist or books on how to improve emotional intelligence
Do you have any YouTube links? Like a quick crash course?
LOLLL It’s not that you suck at texting you’re just a rude douchebag.
Plus you’re complaining about getting into a long term when all you’re showing is that you just want a quick fuck. There’s no courtesy and you keep avoiding answering questions. If you want a proper girl change your attitude, no guy or girl wants to be with someone like that.
Don’t complain about hoes when you’re the one acting like one.
Damn i really needed to hear that lol kind of a wake up call actually, im 23 still tryna fuck as many girls like im 17 lol thanks man appreciate it i think? lol
Just take your time and start becoming who you’d want in a partner.
Similar people flock together. Once you start changing yourself your surroundings and chances will also change.
Good luck to you mate.
Femanon. I'll say you've gotten great advice
Grow up and learn to act like a man, and pull women, or continue to act like trash and get fucked by it
Im just gunna fucken kill myself and die a virgin-less virgin thanks for nothing FAGGOTS lol no but fr im pathetic i hate my life and all my bitches are on the planned parenthood birth control implant so that says alot about them anyways kill myself and i wish i had a girlfriend bye
Fuckin boomer zoomer
Nothing of value will be lost. Bye.
>I have fucked more than 50 dumb bitches
Theres your problem. Stop going after dumb bitches.
It's the exact opposite for me, OP. The fall in love with the way I text and then hate me irl.
Or stop calling them dumb bitches and treating them like shit and see all the ridiculous bullshit they'll suddenly put up with, like you not texting
Are you ugly or just awkward
I was born 96 so technically a millennial but definitely feel like a boomer with these poor texting skills, god how cringe, since when is tapping shapes and pixels on a chineese made plastic considered a skill? Welcome to 2020 everybody where you have to be constantly crossed eyed at a 5 inch long cheaply made glass, just to meetup with a 6/10 women who is talking with 6 other guys ahead of you, god i wish i can go back, what was life even like before the internet? Did people actually talk to eachother face to face? What a wild idea
I wish we can switch places bro, cause atleast you get to meet up with them more often lol
They know how I look like beforehand and even though I consider myself to be very ugly (and fat) even pretty girls didn't seem to care (at least not all of them).
I'm just awkward in real life. I can't say things I want to say, I can't do things I want to do. Crippled by fear or whatever.
You have a point there i do be calling them dumb bitches but only because of the whole texting phase thing lol in person I actually like them alot and plan on keeping them around in my life for as long as they want to but they ushally actually always end up blocking me because i guess i want to meet up with them to much and not just text all day? Lol what a weird time we live in, its almost like we in virtual reality world were the internet and text messages is more important than real life now. God im such a boomer :(
I guess i was expected a “ do this” approach to things and not much of a “you gotta find it from within yourself” spiritual/emotional approach lol im very sensitive and I basically cry myself to sleep every night out of loneliness and despair no one will sit me down and help me, they all wanna criticize me without being constructive
Welk then theres this ZUQ8wMv
I'm a cringe normie and he is right. The mass majority of girls can be absolutely braindead sometimes and its frustrating trying to find someone worth more than a free nut.
Oh okay :(
OP i did the same thing when i was younger
let me spare you probably the worst mistakes you will ever make.
dont say no to family stuff to go chase pussy
dont say no to long time friends to go chase pussy
dont turn down female friendships because they are just interested in friendship
I spent 13-25 trying to fuck anything with a pulse and it left me profoundly, profoundly fucking alone
family stops inviting me out
friends disappearing left and right because I did not invest in our relationships, even lost friends to suicide. I dont blame myself for this but if I had still hung out with them all the time, maybe it would be different
Right now you have the "I don't care, people will always like me" attitude and it is going to become your biggest regret like it was mine. Please take some time to read some of the responses in this thread and really think about them, you are better than this, and I don't even know you..