Fergie's national anthem

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Fergie sings in the most obnoxiously american way possible
Very nasal. Lots of tremolo. It sounds awful and she's using a lot of 'effects' in her voice to try and mask the fact that she can't really sing, but it failed her here.

These fucking experiments NEVER work, why can't you sing like a normal person?

She is not a singer, she will never be. Whoever thought bringing her to BEP is a good idea needs to be shot. Unironically BEP was one of the best hip hop live acts i have seen, than came Fergie. Fuck her. Fuck Will.iam or whatever his name is today. Fuck BEP.

fucking everything apparently

Maybe they'll stop having the anthems at sporting events other than the olympics

>you now remember prime Fergie

>prime
>ugly
>mans name
>shit music
wtf?

>stop having the anthems at sporting events other than the olympics

Oh boy, in the US fucking A? This would mean Civil war, people would die because of this.

her prime was back when she hadn't ruined the black eyed peas yet.

Her next prime will be the noose

She didn't sound enough like Christina Aguilera

t. Cucked German
Sorry we destroyed your patriotism and tradition.

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Go back to reddo and take their memes with you

Same as all the others, she thought of it as a song and not as an anthem. Not that I minded all that much.

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Who saw Fergie's national anthem performance at the NBA All Star Game? I think mine was better lowkey

She's a shit singer, you can put your own spin on the National Anthem if you have the talent to actually pull it off, she doesn't. Marvin Gaye did it 35 years ago and he did it better than she could dream of

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I thought she was just a softporn actress

based Roseanne

>ERRRR-LAY LAAAAHHHHHTTTTT

I GOT A FEELING

remember when she pissed herself

THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM

literally true
This anthem was more embarrassing ironically

I think it's less that Fergie sang it poorly, but a condemnation of how shitty the American National Anthem actually is. The song is tailored to try-hards with specialized vocal ranges, and that's what you're going to get with most anthem singers.

They need to arrange a version of Copeland's Appalachian Spring/Simple Gifts and make applicable lyrics for an anthem.

the patriotic tradition of shouting about how the other hockey team sucks over the anthem?

>posting normie memes here

YOOOOO LMFAOOOO BRUH YOU GOT ME FUKED UP

Would still smash her silly though, the filthy slag

>all those white basketball players
what happened to the nba? smdhtbhfam

POST THE FUCKING LINK ALREADY

gangly Jewish and Midwestern dudes doing chest passes isn't as marketable

lol
based

Google you dumb fuck

Well, he's Marvin fucking Gaye. Of course he can do that shit.
But Fergie? Fergie is a Geo Metro compared to his Ferrari F12.

its solid among those that have put their own personality into it, but its a hard song to sing and to a lot of people just doesn't seem like the kinda song you "put your own spin" on, like because its been sung pretty much one way only for so long it honestly sounds unnatural when it has some other elements used with it.

That said, I'm sure if it was sung with many different styles more frequently it wouldn't seem this way, but it is what it is.

nothing
expected performance for such artist