Please learn these facts before you post anything about the Nordic countries

Please learn these facts before you post anything about the Nordic countries.

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Cocks...?

Separate Nordic countries is a meme
You should unify under strong, stable Danish leadership again

pic related is the average Nordic "man"

a-australia is welcome too...

fuck off Jensen

>Romani language

WTF

cocks...

...

I have never even heard of any such thing as the Karelian language. The more you know etc.

never, last time was a huge shitshow

Why the fuck is Sami and official language, and only in Norway?

>Sweden
>63% Lutheran, 17% other

Too powerful, America would sperg out.

>best flag
norway
>best coat of arms
denmark
>best name
sweden
>best capital city
copenhagen
>best cities
norway
>best language
swedish

We got way more of those animals

sneaky danish subhuman in australia

>be Iceland's rock band
>call yourself "Reykyavik and the small villages"

Literally where?: the region

I don't even know what those numbers are from.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Sweden

I doubt people outside of Scandinavia could prefer Swedish over the Norwegian language. I would assume Swedish sounds a lot weirder, especially when speaking English with a heavy accent.

Puhutaan Karjalassa mutta se on melkein kadonnut.

people love swedish

>heavy Swedish accents existing for people under 30

lmao

>best form of government
Finland, Iceland

HERESY

I didn't know that Denmark, Norway and Sweden are kingdoms. Thanks.

What nordic country is the best and why is it Norway?

Griitings, truu frends
Wäll itt häppend, tuudäj aj mäjd dö njoos ögän, nau, hao didd dätt häpänn, wäll, joo sii, dö beata-leftists aar gätting prätti nöörvös nau datt dii truu rajt is gäjning paoer änd så nättjurälli däj göu ääfter såmmuon äss glååriös änd joosi äss mi, simpåll äss dätt änd hoo äm aj? Aj äm dii älf åff infinitti oisdåmm ecksoeckso poof

>we have no culture
not a good look

arr rook same

Icelandic is clearly the superior language

Wasn't this a better time?

>urban area Helsinki 1 231 595
>urban area Oslo 942 084
Omg, I didn't know Norway was such a manlet country XD

>top 5 urban areas in Iceland:
>6699 residents
>6512 residents

Cute.
CUTE!!!!

why would I want to learn anything about the Nordic countries? you're not even 100% white like me!

i.e. youtu.be/8vDtPgKlMJE

>republic
Opinion discarded

ummmm no sweetie

me on the left

me on the right

me unironically on the right (see: my paternal great grandfather)

>funding tax dodging leeches
>culture

Hahaha.
Best people are also in the republics. Monarchism is a disease of the mind, and results in all kinds of delusions of grandeur.

Me on the right

>muh ancient wisdom
youtube.com/watch?v=lcjDT6INKbA

I doubt people outside of Scandinavia could even tell the difference between the two

cringe

wtf are you ironic?

well I'm blonde haired and blue eyed but look more swedish than anything else

don't make me post it

häng dig

>well I'm blonde haired and blue eyed but look more swedish than anything else

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Anomaly on Youtube, enough said.

> MARBÄOUL FÄYUD

Since I am half portuguese we could be cousins you know.

There must be a good reason why we didn't like it, other than WE.

Lmao

He doesn't count. He has severe autism

youtube.com/watch?v=VdvdN7pqcjg

>He has severe autism
every true nord does
t. varg

what language is this

>Sweden and Denmark shaking hands
>Norway awkwardly just holding on top
Pretty accurate t b h

I thought we were 350,000 :-(

english

Norway is in there too

No thx engan danadjöfull hér

old roman norse

Cocks...

>Our thousand year old parliament is not culture

som day :)

I told you the monarchists are arrogant and deluded

If I were to visit Winland, where would I go, my suomi fren?

>tfw the icelandic commonwealth got memed
history has never known a greater tragedy

It was the perfect ancap society, norgebro

Helsinki has a lot of activities. Lapland is nice in the winter. Rovaniemi and Kittilä are tourism hubs. Tampere might be ok during the summer. Not that much to do here in the winter.

GET BACK IN THE SACK ICELAND

Shoo, kartöflumaður

Nordic countries are a great example of successful socialism, just take a look at Norway, they are rich, dont work, and the ones who work do it part time, most people are happy living on welfare

How is it socialism? It has one of the most free economy

>socialism is when de goberment does things

what kind of ape spread the rumour that norway is socialist?

You got it the complete wrong way around. The welfare state is a luxury that require a large capitalistic base to stand upon. It's a constant balancing act to keep up with expenditures. Any country that begin from the other end is doomed to fail.

That was b8, but seriously, heritage foundation? Pick something that aint a think tank, it will have less boas
All america thinks like this, from Canadá to Argentina

Every Nordic country is a market economy you fucking nignog.
There is no collective ownership of the means of production.

Welfare state =/= Socialist state

We didn't get rich because of our socialism. It was implemented later.

UMA SOCIALISMA

So Great Britain with their Labor Party is also a socialist country? The labor parties used to be part of komintern, but that doesn't exist anymore so it's not relevant. Now we have a conservative government.

>muh karelian, kven and meänkieli
Those are just Finnish dialects counted as their own languages because of political boundaries. When Finnish nationalism was on the rise 150 years ago only the tribes within the Grand Duchy of Finland were counted in and the rest were left out even if they spoke the same language pretty much.
>meanwhile in Sweden, Norway and Russia
>these Finns might want to join Finland some day
>lets discriminate them to death and call them with silly names so they don't identify with the rest of Finland

>How is it socialism? It has one of the most free economy

This is why the Scandinavian model is the best in the world, with high incomes, low income inequality, and low unemployment.

High personal taxes have a surprisingly tiny effect on productivity. You can keep tax rates on big earners very high to fund social services and reduce income inequality with few drawbacks.

The key is that corporate taxes are low, and regulation (especially employment regulation) isn't bad. The reason why France has a bad unemployment rate is that it is very hard to fire people. If you can't fire somebody, it's very risky to hire them in the first place.