He does it for free

>he does it for free

An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

Based

IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME

Americans are easily butthurt and can't handle banter. I'd apologize but I don't want to be a fucking leaf.

KEK

Butthurt american moderators deleted that thread

10/10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's fucking hilarious how much of a butthurt american he is

jannies here are fucking fun-hating nazis that delete anything that isn't one of the bullshit generals (aka little slices of reddit)

Oh wow.

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BTFO AGAIN

DELETE THIS

Being American itself is a joke

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Sanchez with the bants.

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Gehehehe

BASED

why do you always insist on sharing your illness with us?

>American
>walks

You know she is an Amerimutt right?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

When this inevitably gets deleted by hotpockets, make the next one start with "An American rolls in to a pub" instead of walks.

what? what is this

lel

>the fever dream, the squirt queen

Gonna write a song about this.

HOL UP

lel

>An American rolls in to a pub

>punchline before the punchline

jannies literally seething lmao

>amerifats

We like our humor like we like our food, excessive.

BOOOOOOOM

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>de gay

Seriously though, why does he get into such an absolute state over some bants?
Any time it relates to Americans he just rushes to delete the whole thread, what an insecure chap. I hope he's at least getting a decent wage from this

Also United will beat Sevilla, probably

>Make sure to check your spam box!

FOR FREE

that's not really appropriate -.-

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

neither is your weight

B T F O

Gahahahahahahahajha

saved

We will get this to 200 posts.

kek

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RUDE

Lame, be more original than this.
>Europoor banter

Good job Sanchez for keeping this alive.

Oh lawd

When does it end

A tourist visiting America walks into a pub. He bumps into a large man who spills his drink. Before he can apologize the large man is cleaning up the floor with a mop. The tourist offers to buy the large man a drink to which he replies, "no thanks, I do this for free."

OH FUCKING SNAP

LOL

Gehehehehheheheheeheh

Nah, I don't think United will beat them 4-3, there won't be that many goals.
Unless you're saying the janitor does it for free, but surely that can't be right?

>63 posts
>32 IPs
this is sad

come on, would you work for free? of course their services are remunerated!

this is sad

That is what you call "rent free"

i don't like the implication that if he were getting paid it would make the work acceptable

try and picture all the failures and missed opportunities someone must have made throughout their life to end up a janny. just imagine it for a second

lmfao

OH SNIP HAHAHA

>poster count went up 1 (one)

Look at the swede spamming in this thread, it's even more sad

What's wrong with being a leaf?

there is a fucking moron leaf on this board that spams threads about cristiano ronaldo literally several times a day, and bumps them with his japanese and romanian proxies, and absolutely freaks the fuck out if he receives any banter of any degree

yea how dare someone post twice in a thread

>he needs to shitpost with another flag so he's not ashamed to be Americ*n
you can't make this up

why's he so mad bros

Americans on Pooicide watch!

proxy or US ''soldier''? do they have bases in finland?

this is truly pathetic

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Much like your weight.

You already made this exact joke in this thread

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN

OH NO NO NO

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lol

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that you, crywank?

What exactly do you mean by "free"?

DESTROYED

Amerimutts are the worst
Nazis were better
Fucking USSR was better
Even our shitskins are better creatures than these fatfucks lmao

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The absolute state of Europoors, recycling the same jokes in this very thread.

SAD! Very low energy.

That he gets absolutely no compensation for his efforts.

GETS ME EVERY TIME

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>vacation in fucking finland