>he does it for free
He does it for free
An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."
Based
IT'S EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME
Americans are easily butthurt and can't handle banter. I'd apologize but I don't want to be a fucking leaf.
KEK
Butthurt american moderators deleted that thread
10/10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
It's fucking hilarious how much of a butthurt american he is
jannies here are fucking fun-hating nazis that delete anything that isn't one of the bullshit generals (aka little slices of reddit)
Oh wow.
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BTFO AGAIN
DELETE THIS
Being American itself is a joke
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Sanchez with the bants.
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Gehehehe
BASED
why do you always insist on sharing your illness with us?
>American
>walks
You know she is an Amerimutt right?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
When this inevitably gets deleted by hotpockets, make the next one start with "An American rolls in to a pub" instead of walks.
what? what is this
lel
>the fever dream, the squirt queen
Gonna write a song about this.
HOL UP
lel
>An American rolls in to a pub
>punchline before the punchline
jannies literally seething lmao
>amerifats
We like our humor like we like our food, excessive.
BOOOOOOOM
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>de gay
Seriously though, why does he get into such an absolute state over some bants?
Any time it relates to Americans he just rushes to delete the whole thread, what an insecure chap. I hope he's at least getting a decent wage from this
Also United will beat Sevilla, probably
>Make sure to check your spam box!
FOR FREE
that's not really appropriate -.-
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
neither is your weight
B T F O
Gahahahahahahahajha
saved
We will get this to 200 posts.
kek
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RUDE
Lame, be more original than this.
>Europoor banter
Good job Sanchez for keeping this alive.
Oh lawd
When does it end
A tourist visiting America walks into a pub. He bumps into a large man who spills his drink. Before he can apologize the large man is cleaning up the floor with a mop. The tourist offers to buy the large man a drink to which he replies, "no thanks, I do this for free."
OH FUCKING SNAP
LOL
Gehehehehheheheheeheh
Nah, I don't think United will beat them 4-3, there won't be that many goals.
Unless you're saying the janitor does it for free, but surely that can't be right?
>63 posts
>32 IPs
this is sad
come on, would you work for free? of course their services are remunerated!
this is sad
That is what you call "rent free"
i don't like the implication that if he were getting paid it would make the work acceptable
try and picture all the failures and missed opportunities someone must have made throughout their life to end up a janny. just imagine it for a second
lmfao
OH SNIP HAHAHA
>poster count went up 1 (one)
Look at the swede spamming in this thread, it's even more sad
What's wrong with being a leaf?
there is a fucking moron leaf on this board that spams threads about cristiano ronaldo literally several times a day, and bumps them with his japanese and romanian proxies, and absolutely freaks the fuck out if he receives any banter of any degree
yea how dare someone post twice in a thread
>he needs to shitpost with another flag so he's not ashamed to be Americ*n
you can't make this up
why's he so mad bros
Americans on Pooicide watch!
proxy or US ''soldier''? do they have bases in finland?
this is truly pathetic
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Much like your weight.
You already made this exact joke in this thread
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN
OH NO NO NO
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lol
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that you, crywank?
What exactly do you mean by "free"?
DESTROYED
Amerimutts are the worst
Nazis were better
Fucking USSR was better
Even our shitskins are better creatures than these fatfucks lmao
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The absolute state of Europoors, recycling the same jokes in this very thread.
SAD! Very low energy.
That he gets absolutely no compensation for his efforts.
GETS ME EVERY TIME
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>vacation in fucking finland