/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Cabbage Schumacher Edition

>Car launch dates:
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED
Red Bull RB14 - EXPOSED
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Michael Schumacher Status
Cabbage

>WAGlad driving license status
Still no license

>Bahamas status
Bumlicker

>News:
New Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Tag Heuer RB14 exposed, normies are happy because muh cool livery
Bottas helmet to be announced soon
Ross Brawn wants to get rid of DRS long term
F1 confirmed death in the next 10 years at best.

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ricciardo bless

Isn't that Michael retarded little brother?

fuck you dumb subhuman monkey

Winter Stream: Austria 1999 (40 Minutes Early)

>Mika On Pole
>DC Takes Out Mika
>DC Can't Catch Irv The Swerve

Kari killed his own career

whoever makes the new thread please change Hulkenberg to Hülkenberg it offends my autism

>finishing it this early
no wonder she left you.

>Cabbage
but i thought he was potato? is cabbage an improvement?

He's going around all the veggies

/indy/

Ugly liveries

what was the name of the car game /o/ was developing ?

s-shut up

murica fuck yeah!

Because of unconsenting anilingus

>sit down
>buckle up
>feel a tug at your pants but ignore it at first
>suddenly feel your sphincter moisten
>try to stand up
>SIR THE FASTEN SEAT BELT LIGHT IS ON SIT DOWN
>b-but
>SIT DOWN
>suddenly feel a small wet object thrusting in and out of your asshole
>cry yourself through the flight

Prefer Ryanair to be honest

I do really like the literal rear wing with the aston martin logo

>complementary rimming
gift horse m8

>Prefer Ryanair to be honest

I don't know, they put directly a dick in you if you don't pay the complementary no dick fare

Fucking kek

>not paying the no dick fare

It's only a fiver you cheap bastard

>I've decided to hate the Red Bull livery because someone with more friends than me said they like it

I ain't giving that greedy Irishman money for anything it isn't necessary

>Everyone in the office panicking about the crisis that is KFC running out of chicken

Can Gelael sweep in and save us?

Your office doesn't sound very healthy, have they considered salad?

something similar to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ek-CwbiPeZI
?

Red bull reminds me of lambo

>you now remember the absolute embarrassment of lambo in f1

Who is unexposable?

No one is unexposable.

I guess son of eric has nothing left to expose though

ricciardo
bless

I want Lambo back in the circus

gimi (& nick)

Sounds like you out like dick mate. You can come out of the closet it's the current year.

Last digit tells how many races gimi is winning this year

dubs=wdc

fug

One job

The absolute madman winning the wdc with only 1 race win

lmao just saw the turnleft finish

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Nice

Just seen Sean bulls "this I what it will look like" livery. Is he actually brain dead?
>RBR say the shapes on the livery are here to stay
>SB removes them even though RBR directly said they will be there in the final livery

hopefully monaco

Mmm did they say the shapes on the livery are here to stay or the shapes under the livery are here to stay?

I understood it as them saying heres the actual chassis but we've put a meme camo over it so you can't see it properly until testing

F/o/rd Racing 2018

>Not Spa

Pleb spotted

>"The unfamiliar shapes under the paint, however, are here to stay," promised Red Bull.

Under the paint

>Hulk helmet for 2018.

At least it's not random shapes or cucked by sponsors desu

oh no no no no

I want to see his 2017 helmet in these 2018 colors

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Well, that's it m8, despite the "hulk" font

Fuck this, his last years helmet was the best on the grid IMHO. This is just Renault colours with Hulk on the side and sponsors won't look good on it.

Kek

That's what I'm saying, I really dig the 2017 font

The first one is disgusting but I'd love to see a proper racing green car again

Hulk's helmets recently have been top notch. They're a really good modern take of all the classic elements of helmet design. I especially love that sun ray (is that what it is?) design coming off the visor posts.

Yea but not a red bull

That's right

His old helmet was actually a good design

It's not even Aston's racing green. Total garbage from bullshite again.

what the fuck is his problem

What score will ol' Hulkey declare on? 135* is a pretty respectable score, will he go for the 150 then call it quits?

What's the absolute best helmet of all time?

>implying he won't go for 200 not out

I feel like if you go that long you are bound to get caught out by the podium eventually

Hulk's just done 7 seasons so far. Pierluigi Martini managed 10 without a podium. 3 more seasons for Hulk and he'd get breddy close to 200, assuming the Renault doesn't improve much, or he moves to another perennial midfield team.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jcfVnoRT-og
lol, so mclaren definitely using the orange again

Early plain single/basic colour ones looked great but I think that's also because they were largely sponsor free.

as if there was any doubt.

This, use your brain for once toothpaste.

all of people shoulnt you F1 """"""fans""""""" be respetful about michael??

Dunno if this has been posted already but here's Rosanna talking about softness and hardness with two guys
youtube.com/watch?v=mZbtsXJRMJ0

I'm just hoping they'll trick everyone and come out with the classic white and red

The halo kills it.

I'll watch Rally instead tbqh.

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Neither of these are any good at all
The green would have been OK if it were proper Aston green and not blotchy

Orange is a big fuck you to Ron they aren't changing it just yet

Any specific times for the releases tomorrow?

Alfa is 12.30 CET, 18 bongs and some bings from now.

Who doesn't like the red circle on top?

Let's try that again and see what happens

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YES

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Thanks, also thanks for spaghetti, just has some, it was good

Based binland

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Thanks fellas. But it's the same for everyone

>All those gimigets
>They won't lead to anything

Sad day

>Vettel's meltdown when Gimi steals his WDC

Nice

>I do really like the literal rear wing with the aston martin logo
Looks like a tramp stamp.

>2008
>Least BLACKED liveries
>Black guy won

Makes you think doesn't it...

>chainbearf1
ugh