Wish I was at coachella right now and hangin with my favorite actress :(

wish I was at coachella right now and hangin with my favorite actress :(

mine hates coachella shit and never goes even when all her friends go

Didn't she once complain about people sexualizing her?

>top 10 anime couples

Dirty spic, she cut off her tits for nothing

The story is she had fucking MASSIVE tits that were impossible to hide, she got sick of stares, so she lopped them off and then went fullon turboslut with the mindset that she's in "control" and is "making people stare"

>expecting teenage girls to be logical

me too

Gross

>cut your huge chosen one tits off
>proceed to dress like a $50 hooker with proper fridge body
I mean, they're still huge and I'd still fuck her but she lost a shitton of points.

will her knees ever recover from the carpetburns?

already have desu

peyton leg is the one in front

what a whore

DELETE THIS!!!!!

LOL

is that her douchnozzle boyfriend? what a cuck

>you'll never be a chad dicking down random chicks and then watching them enter a "serious" relationship with some random dude

*chad rubbing hands*

I don't even know what the fuck a coachella is.

Jesus christ, it's like one of those bimbo transformation pics but in real life

it's the new Sup Forums meme

>we have threads every fucking year
Please don't be this new
please

Ariel Winter as Poison?

Why do people do this; post in threads pretending to not know what something is?
You know exactly what Coachella is.

>I demand to stay ignorant despite literal tons of information being at my fingertips
>I'm going to remain a smarmy bitch who is somehow proud of being an idiot and uncultured
>"Look at me, I'm not current with today's culture, that makes me better"
pick one

Women are hypocrites, more at 11!

i'd be so embarrassed to be her father

Can someone give me a rundown on coachella?

I want to build up the confidence to go to one of these events one day. Sucks that I think I have bad phobia of going to public places in general

wish i was at coachella right now and hanging off my favorite actress pusy like a horny leech

This is why you should stay in school kids. Look at this idiot and laugh.

go with a few mates and get drunk as fuck

anxiety averted

drugs and live music

That guy looks like a fucking retard

Winter is shit too since she chopped her boobs off

what if you don't have any mates

...

what and who?

jfc

this
i have like 2-3 friends but all of them have their little groups that i dont fit into so i dont even bother

and i dont wanna go out in a pair with someone because its boring
life is suffering

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

pporn addicts and chronic masturbators. in other words, degenerates. Don't worry, just hide the thread, there is nothing here to discuss anyway

I go to a festival every year, have since my early teens, and I have terrible anxiety. It's actually freeing to be in that big of a group of people, and they don't give a fuck if you're acting all fucked up. I get drunk and do coke for three days in a row with hippies and fuck hippie chicks and then spend the rest of the year wishing I was back there. I think Coachella is probably a lot more normie filled than what I go to (picture related) but fuck Coachella go to a smaller festival and hang out with all the people that travel with them and are cool as shit and want to share their drugs and booze and give you grilled cheese sandwiches and fuck you. It's a good time.

why do young celebrities want to look like nicki minaj and kendall jenner?

you could unironically go on your own and enjoy the music


people are really chill and welcoming at festivals

hell even Hans Zimmer played there this year and it was actually pretty cool

This. It's perfect.

same here

friends are overrated if you are self reliant

they aren't going to be more entertaining than tv

they aren't going to be funnier than comedians

they aren't going to be hotter than cunnies

friends are a drain of money, energy and time

what a fucking degenerate. fuck you

ok. thanks for the heads up user

Wow, a rich 19 year old actress going to Coachella. Shocking. Are you guys all country bumpkins?

what user?

Nah. Just like every woman on Earth I think I'll pass on ever fucking you.

reminder sofia vergara convinced her to chop her tits off

w-wtf h-happened? she was my waifu, she was so pure

fuck this shit ;_;

>i've only had sex with women on drugs

Aiden?

Cochela thread?

you are ether vapid or attending/wanting to attend

or Jealous/a loser if you bash it

She looks like a thumb

Who the fuck is this even?

>"if you dont like x you are y"
I love this meme

id love to grab her neck with both of my extremely large hands in comparison to her pale tiny porcelain doll neck and slowly push her head into that beautiful emerald water, I'd watch her frail body thrash around as thousands of bubbles escaped from her screaming yet mute mouth, I'd sit there for an hour or two as I watched her pink juicy lips lose their color and turn as pale as her perfect skin.

imagine having a teenage daughter

just imagine how awful its going to be

Beautiful post

this

If i want to see a bunch of dirty hippies ill go to another house show with my sister

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