Can you imagine how fucking bad Rey smelled during Force Awakens...

Can you imagine how fucking bad Rey smelled during Force Awakens? She never once changes clothes or even washes her face throughout the whole movie, and she lives on the blazing hot Jakku her whole life. I can't imagine that weird fish guy taught her feminine hygene either, so she probably has jungle-level hair on her pits and vagina. The lack of water and showering facilities on Jakku probably mean her nether regions are glazed in a thick layer of dead skin and grease.

This bugs me throughout the whole movie, it's so disgusting.

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haha yeah I wonder what her boots smelled like haha

And endless chafing

Yet she is clearly wearing makeup

Post her fat ass so I can beat off already.

They didn't show her using the bathroom either, her bladder and colon must be exploding from a lifetime of buildup

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>Rey’s make up consisted of Tom Ford’s Traceless Foundation, with some brown cream pigment and “By Terry Brightening CC Lumi-Serum” in “Sunny Flash” for her cheeks.

>J.J. Abrams didn’t want Rey’s eyes to look too smoky so they used “a dark-brown liner from Bobbi Brown” “Kanebo Sensai 38C mascara.”

>Her skin has brown M.A.C. and Skin Illustrator pigments

yeah wouldn't want to be in the same room as her when she finally takes those things off haha

It's called Autism Spectrum Disorder because the mental and social disorders are varied and all spectrumy. For example, OP has incorporated a psycho-sexual element wherein its painfully obvious he's probably jerking off right now to the thought of dirty vagina sweat but is disgusted with himself and hopes convincing anonymous strangers he hates it will save him from his secret shame.

Should have thrown some and in her face for authenticity

Wouldn't want your mouth open mere inches away when she does it haha

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>so she probably has jungle-level hair on her pits and vagina
She clearly has waxed pits though.

that's really fucking hot. where was her facial hair tho?

This always bothers me slightly. LOST drove me crazy.

honestly OP I've had this thought as well

I'm glad I'm not the only person autistic enough to have this thought

I don't think Lost is an acronym.

What kind of drugs is this guy on? Jeez like, just fucking stand still, it's not even that hard.

I don't even wanna know how many gross tampons are in her that she's never pulled out.

dude totally haha next thing you know she'd probably try putting her sweaty foot in your mouth or something, that would suck haha

>tfw no stinky Rey gf to sniff

actually it would stink and you would be sucking ha

Imagine her putting you in a headlock with her smelly, sweaty pits right over your face. Jesus Christ

haha you're totally right

Imagine her grinding her pussy up against you, tits hanging out like dates dangling in the mouth of a king, pits visible and smelling of her womanly pheromones as she focuses on trying to cum without penetration while holding onto some railing behind you, breathing her reeking breath all over your face. She looks you in the eye and makes her move to suck your dick. You can smell the bad breath coming from your crotch as she latches onto your cock like a cartoon sucker fish. You feel her stinking saliva drip all the down your balls and a little follows the contours of your body to touch your butthole. She see you're enjoying it, all the sweaty, smelly action so she takes your penis into her sweaty armpit and starts jerking you off. Slowly at first with lots of smiling and eye contact. You can smell her bad breath and pit reek mix all into one as she starts to really work your dick in her pits. Focusing, with a grimaced face of deep concentration and pure sexual ecstasy as she controls your orgasm. Shaking, she takes her last couple of strokes with her pits before your bucking penis spills over with a massive load that coats her armpit and back, slowly working it's rancid way down to her now bare ass already wet from her noxious pussy juice from playing with herself as she pleasured you. She looks excited, orgasmic, as she feels the hot, sticky load creep down her backside. She arches he back forward to try to catch is, making it last longer. Biting her bottom lip and closing her eyes, she takes this moment in just before spitting on your dick to prep you for round 2.

Yet she has lipstick on at almost all times and a perfectly clean, washed look no matter where they are or how dirty it's been

Got a legit boner reading this. Thanks

You think that's bad OP, imagine how bad pic related must smell...

Is it weird that my first thought was to inhale deeply?

haha

MOAR

Are pitjobs even a thing? I've seen a lot of porn, but I've never seen that. Sounds much hotter than footjobs tbqh

Youd get jailtime for fucking an underage mushroom, basically.

This was unironically going through my head the whole time.

Yes.

>"Breathe..."
>"JUST breathe... "
>*BRAP*"It hurts, master Luke! Is this really part of the training? S-STOP!"
>*pushes deeper*"Your Sith hole needs my Jakku. Your Resistance will only make it bigger. Just breathe... Breathe in your stink."

>She never once changes clothes or even washes her face throughout the whole movie,

She took a shower on the Millennium Falcon

now imagine its her period and all her stinky blood is running out of her snizz and down her leg, soaking through her chinos and smelling so foul every obe could smell her in the entire quadrant.

fucking gross j.j.

I thought more about how Daisy smelled after running around in that Tunisian heat all day

delet this

Never saw her using any deodorant desu

I wonder if Rey ever smells her own boob sweat