What is Slovakia?

What is Slovakia?
What makes Slovakia special?
What does Slovakia have that makes it unique?
What makes Slovakia stand out?
What is Slovakia other than just another generic Slavic country?

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idk but they elected their president yesterday
no one even heard about it

It's the agricultural part of former Czechoslovakia. There is not much going on. Their capital is a large village and everything east of it looks like 1950s USSR.

The answer on all your questions is: Absolutelly nothing at all

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So it's a forgotten province of Slavistan with absolutely no value?
I mean shit, even Montenegro has at least its impressive history.

Lol, I remember that.

Why exactly did your country split? Literally can't see a reason

Don't be mean with Slovakia, it's cute.

Do you know that retarded brother someone has and nobody wants to talk about him, so the family disowns him?
That is kinda like it was.

well because the independent Slovak state exists for only 24 years, they don't have much history.
Apart from that shit when they abandoned us in WW2 and left us to fight the enemy alone, that was rude

It's funny how we t y go be on good terms with you (there is even a thread of V4) but you have to constantly bring up stupid shit that just makes you look insecure.

I don't know where this idea of generic Slavic countries comes from. Slavic countries are very different from one another. Our cultures span from Middle Eastern in the Balkans to Germanic in Czechia and Slovenia, Hungarian in Slovakia and Russian culture in the ex-USSR states, and then there is Poland which is like a cross between Russia and Germany.

Not at all an answer. Do you mean it was less developed? A symptom of the velvet revolution. What?

Hadn't been there the Maguars, there would have at least been a linguistical continuity.

Slovaks wanted to be their own state. Hell, why not, you see yourself how shit that idea turned out to be...

Nothing pretty much.
We are that country in group of others no one really knows about. Although we have some nice cities and castles.
It's calm and comfy here, it started snowing again today.

Nah most of """""bigger""""" cities look better than Russia.
Majority of commieblocks were renovated so whole city looks like a foken rainbow.

What exactly should be ''happening'' here?

Media tend to focus on negative stuff so it's good that we managed to avoid the spotlight.

Slovakia traces its roots to the 9th century state of Great Moravia. Subsequently, the Slovaks became part of the Hungarian Kingdom, where they remained for the next 1,000 years. Following the formation of the dual Austro-Hungarian monarchy in 1867, language and education policies favoring the use of Hungarian (Magyarization) resulted in a strengthening of Slovak nationalism and a cultivation of cultural ties with the closely related Czechs, who were under Austrian rule. After the dissolution of the Austro-Hungarian Empire at the close of World War I, the Slovaks joined the Czechs to form Czechoslovakia. During the interwar period, Slovak nationalist leaders pushed for autonomy within Czechoslovakia, and in 1939 Slovakia became an independent state allied with Nazi Germany. Following World War II, Czechoslovakia was reconstituted and came under communist rule within Soviet-dominated Eastern Europe. In 1968, an invasion by Warsaw Pact troops ended the efforts of the country's leaders to liberalize communist rule and create "socialism with a human face," ushering in a period of repression known as "normalization." The peaceful "Velvet Revolution" swept the Communist Party from power at the end of 1989 and inaugurated a return to democratic rule and a market economy. On 1 January 1993, the country underwent a nonviolent "velvet divorce" into its two national components, Slovakia and the Czech Republic. Slovakia joined both NATO and the EU in the spring of 2004 and the euro zone on 1 January 2009.

Probably because all your countries are recent and historically too volatile until very recently to have meaningful contributions to history under a single name and brand.

Plus 50 of the 100 last years it was literally just more Russia, which you guys seem to not like.

Official Name: Slovak Republic
Population: 5,419,000 (2016 UNSD); 5,445,829 (July 2017 est.)
Religions: Roman Catholic 62%, Protestant 8.2%, Greek Catholic 3.8%, other or unspecified 12.5%, none 13.4% (2011 est.)
Ethnic groups: Slovak 80.7%, Hungarian 8.5%, Romani 2%, other and unspecified 8.8% (2011 est.) note: Romani populations are usually underestimated in official statistics and may represent 7–11% of Slovakia's population
Principal Languages: Slovakian
Languages: Slovakian (official) 78.6%, Hungarian 9.4%, Roma 2.3%, Ruthenian 1%, other or unspecified 8.8% (2011 est.)
Literacy Rate: 99% (2011 USDS)

>What is Slovakia?
nigga-teir shithole inside EU

Slovakia is northen Hungary.

That pic is literally As "Russia" as you can get

That was us.

To be fair, you guys could make an extra effort to not confuse people.

according to some hungarian nationalists i know they are evil faggots, but slovak posters are usually pretty good guys on Sup Forums and pol

Despite its small size, this country has a large regional diversity.

You move to a different valley and there's an entirely different ethnic and religious composition, people use different dialect.

I don't mind being confused with based Slovakia :3

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This is literaly the first thing I have seen after clicking on random russian city.

Here's a database of Slovak folk songs.

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Slovakia is a nation state, as opposed to the non-country that is Belgium

Nah it's even more confusing than that.
Both Slovak and Slovenian word for "slovak/slovenian woman" is "slovenka".

>ˈsɫɔvɛŋka vs. slɔˈʋèːnka

It sounds very different in speech. Slovenes would think you're Bosnian if they heard you pronounce it in the Slovak way.

Why wouldn't love a country with love in it's name.

Also if EU asks where the funds went pic related is what happend to them.

we've got those too lmao

Poland has its own culture which has nothing to do with neither Germany nor Russia

Italy is Northern Africa

nothing of interest to be honest, it should have remained being czechoslovakia

>nothing to do with germany or russia
>occupied by germans/russians since the 1700s

Fun fact: Czechs are more nostalgic about Czechoslovakia than Slovaks.

Who would've thought?

honestly, i just don't see a reason for being separate, considering how close our cultures are and our history. plus, we are more relevant that way.

>amerimutt education

In hindsight, I think it's better the way it is now. There's no going back.

>What is Slovakia?
A collection of backwards sheep fucking shepherds
>What makes Slovakia special?
Absolutely nothing. Generic Slav language. Generic Slav flag they stole from Russia, since they have no identity of their own.
>What does Slovakia have that makes it unique?
Mostly castles and churches. Everything of value is of Hungarian origin of course. Even their capital city was our capital city first.
>What makes Slovakia stand out?
By how generic and unremarkable it is
>What is Slovakia other than just another generic Slavic country?
Nothing.

It's basically northern Hungary

Our brothers in being a meme noncountry, along with Belaruse, Moldova and Memedonia.

Dafuq, that yellow one looks German style, thought only we had it like that