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Big news at 3pm today. RTD on set. Filming a minisode. Apparently with McGann.

the basement sextape

Just in case you're in a different timezone, that's in 3 hours gmt

user... All I ever talk about is Tennant, where did you get the impression that I like Capaldi?

Reminder to get hype for Cottrell-Boyce Kînó

tfw simmchad

Can we all appreciate how good Nardole was in the opening robot arm scene please

cause your a faggot

Edge, do you have a short fanfic request?

Last thread was shit, but I don't have much hope for the new one:

>/who/ is shitposting general
>Adam Orford and Neon Visual have completely deleted the wiki
>Chibnall Who inching closer every day
>Capaldi signed on for two more seasons, despite suffering advanced stages of Arteriosclerosis
>Michael Grade publishes full page ad congratulating Moffat on "a job well done"
>Gatiss promises "You will breathe no more!" in Series 11
>Charges of pedophilia raised against Matt Smith by several young children
>Jenna Coleman photographed on set of Victoria suffering from extreme anorexia
>Big Finish license up for renewal, BBC considering rejection
>Georgia Moffet photographed with black eye, David Tennant's agent issues statement she "ran into a doorknob"
>Cloister currently out on bail on charges of possession of child pornography
>Colin Baker's transition well underway, according to family
>Phillip Morris: "I traded the complete Dalek's Master Plan for a whole season of Z Cars, BBC wasn't interested"
>Sylvester McCoy responds to recording of 14 minute racist tirade in Tesco's checkout line: "Make Scotland great again!"
>Nicola Bryant headlines: "Doc #5 Drugged, Molested Me!"
>Ian Levine to replace Murray Gold
>Paul McGann "hasn't come out of the basement in over a year" according to family
>John Barrowman has begun an aggressive treatment regimen for HIV
>Peter Harness hostage video released by ISIS
>Nicholas Briggs undergoes emergency surgery, vocal cords completely removed
>Russel T Davies: "If Chibs asks, I'll write whatever he wants."
>Christopher Eccleston on Brexit: "I'd do anything just to get rid of every stinking ape in this country."
>Catherine Tate #StandsWithLeslie, calls for massive twitter bannings
>Video surfaces of visibly drunken Karen Gillan smoking crack: "They killed me on Who, they killed me in Guardians 2, they killed my show, why shouldn't I die?"
>Tom Baker, writing from hospice care: "The end is near, but the moment is being prepared for."

go to bed nardole

>not liking Capaldman

Fark off.

Tennant is against Trump too
And he is liberal
So confirmed fuck
And degenerate feminist
Why do you like him

for all of these reasons

Why didn't "The Doctor" just fly his blue box away from the dullest franchise in the history of British science fiction franchises? Seriously each series following the renegade timelord and his rotating cast of spunky young women as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make science unscientific, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Moffatt vetoed the idea of Capaldi directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for Sherlock. The Doctor Who series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Star Trek series in its refusal of thought-provoking dialogue, scientific principles and moral quandary. No one wants to face that fact. Soon, thankfully, they will no longer have to.

>a-at least the classic series were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the show was terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time the lead character should have died, the writers insisted instead that the character "regenerated."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that trope was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope at least a dozen times. I was incredulous. Doctor Who is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that it has no other style of plot. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Doctor Who by the same Moffatt. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Doctor Who at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Graham Norton." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Doctor Who" you are, in fact, trained to watch Graham Norton.

also confirmed fuck sounds naughty. i like that.

for non-boardies, this a modified version of an extremely stale and old copypasta taken from a harold bloom quote on harry potter

>pushing this shit every thread

Into the trash with you

Watch it boardie!

Do we know what that vault is yet? Or did I miss something

Another Legion fan!

While Tentoo and Rose are looking for equipment in the parallel Torchwood to help their piece of TARDIS coral grow, Tentoo sees the dead/stripped/gutted TARDIS that was used to make the dimension cannon.

I have literally never given my opinion on him, though

You guys know EXACTLY why I like Tennant

>You guys know EXACTLY why I like Tennant
for his wig?

Will Chibnall make Doctor Who more campy or less campy?

blend and weak

Watch dinosaurs on the on a the a spaceship then get back to me lad

oh here we go...

Not Edge but can you do a Dalek story with 7, Ben and Polly? I had a dream like that once, it was set in contemporary (80s) suburban London, like Survival

...

Yeah it's William Hartnell wanting to break free

youtu.be/nrGcGoprCT4?t=217

^Eccleston tearing up when an autistic man says the 9th Doctor inspired him as a kid

What a faggot

That guy doesn't seem autistic just a little stupid

It's literally called the spectrum m8. There's varying levels

What if the 13th Doctor is Marilyn Manson and that's why SAY10 was delayed

What if he kissed martha?

not every autistic person is some kind of genius.

>Chris cries every time he's reminded that he was ever on that shit show Doctor Who

this.
look at you

Who's the girl on the photo next to River Song on the Doctor's desk ?

Jenny

Matt Lucas

>not sure if serious

Rose

The Rani

>black dyke chav sounding fuck

I'm gonna need subtitles to understand this.

But I didn't mind her really. It was fine.

Spare Parts:

Everyone has the same opinion on this one. Especially impressive because it's basically a pointless origin story full of continuity porn to fill in gaps we never asked to be filled, and yet it's still brilliant.

It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure Mondas wouldn't have been destroyed, the Mondasians would just have all died. I have a vivid memory of Doctorman saying it would be "a dead world, floating through space". But yeah, Five caused The Tenth Planet.

…Ish:

Take "a play on words" as a play on words, and that's basically what this is. Plus a paean to the English language, Colin's voice, the writing excesses of everyone involved in DW from Douglas Adams to Pip & Jane Baker…

The pacing is odd, and the plot itself is hidden underneath all the complex verbiage, and is a little slim for all the effort it takes to get to it, but then the plot isn't the point here, so that's fine.

It's a great audio for completely different reasons from Spare Parts, making them a perfect pair to listen to back to back.

[Nervous sweating]

Agh, why couldn't the alien take the other girl and leave this cute living anime waifu to be the new companion.

God damn I don't want Capaldi to go, he's magical.

>Seeing as Chibnall and Tennnat seem to have a pretty good relationship after 3 series of broadchurch id be hard pressed not to believe that they haven't at least toyed with the idea or had some talks about getting him involved in Series 11 some how. I think Tennant is done with the Doctor at least until 2023. But could he appear as another character? Maybe his half human counter part.
Ross Brimmicombe-Wood, in an alternate timeline (but not as alternate as Sympathy for the Devil) where he took over UNIT because there's no Kate.

I just came to say that my first impression was that girl with the star in her eye was super cute.

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>Look at the shatter patterns
Why did the doctor point out "shatter patterns" when the only thing that was relevant was the direction the glass was broken from, not how it was broken?

Make him seem smart

Thanks for taking the time to post a lengthy response.

It's Ashildr remember

The shatter pattern is how he could tell which direction the glass was broken from.

How else would you determine that besides running the break backward (as we see him do in his mind's eye immediately after saying this)? Either way, all the glass is going to be on the floor, because there's nowhere else for it to go. But the pattern would be different.

It's Gillian. The big mystery is why he framed it to cut off John.

Presumably it has something to do with the reason the Second Doctor in the TV Comics stopped traveling with John and Gillian and instead suddenly started living in a hotel penthouse and having Jamie and occasionally Victoria over to help him out, which is one of the most important gaps in the show's history.

The direction of shattering is not a pattern
The pattern is how the cracks are shaped (which was irrelevant)

Were those Movellans? Hair like mops, outfits all white, those dumb looking blasters on their hands?

Yeah

If they actually had David Tennant with a scruffy mostly-shaved head and equally scruffy beard speaking in a Scottish accent and playing such a wildly different character, could they get away with that on Doctor Who?

I mean, they'd have to acknowledge once or twice that he looks a lot like the old Doctor, but maybe just someone saying, "Hang on, you look—" and then Osgood cuts them off and says "We don't talk about that" would be enough.

Don't worry about them.

You're not even responding to what was said, so you obviously just want an argument here.

So: You win the argument. Doctor Who is stupid and you are smart. Congratulations!

Handy is the Valeyard, pass it on.

Yes, I liked that comic too.

This happened in the comics

Did /who/ ever try and remake the tardis wiki article about 9 appearing at a wedding proposal?

Everybody's bullying you for not knowing about the show's history, but it's Susan, the Doctor's granddaughter, a character from when the show started in the 60's.

I just want to say that I love the /who/ wiki so goddamn much. You did good, lads.

Nardole's body is a robot now right?
So why did he need to use the toilet?

Which companion has the pinkest nipples? The biggest nipples? The pointiest nipples?

I need to know.

peri for all 3

C'rizz.

Nonsense, I was bullying all the people who gave him the wrong joke answer for not knowing about the comics' history.

No it didn't, read the stuff you talk about.

He's a cyborg. And you might think that means the Doctor just put his head on a robot body, but apparently not, he's some kind of Frankenstein monster made of body parts from a bunch of fresh corpses bolted together. (Well, the Doctor was friends with Mary Shelley, why are you surprised?)

Why the fuck would I do that?
I don't even watch the show.

Reminder that Es'Cartrss didn't pretend to be Handy as the Valeyard, he pretended to be Handy-with-a-Beard as the Valeyard. Alternate-universe evil versions always have a beard.

I know he wasn't really Tentoo but they played with the concept, so, close enough.

C'rizz's nipples may be big and pointy, but I'm pretty sure they're not the pinkest unless he's camouflaged against a pink surface. In their natural state, they're greyish. Plus, they have the texture of an insect shell.

And that's what makes him so sexy.

Doctor Who more like doctor kazoo

The Doc-tor is detected!
Seek.
Locate.
Destroy!

Doctor Who more like Doctor Whorst

Did anyone watch The Pilot at the cinema? There's a couple threads on GB where someone says there was a different, longer trailer with more scenes from next week, but nobody's given any details.

Amy has the best pink nips

Vinny confirmed for 13th Doctor

>pinkest
Amy
>biggest
pregnant Rose
>pointiest
Martha
>saddest
Clara
>hairiest
Bill

Do you think they're gonna talk like the used to: Mouth held open and all?

yes but they'll also make robot noises while walking and fly

>the BBC board of governors say Dr Who needs to feature more ethnic minorities, more women, more homosexuals and more working class people
>I got just what you need right here boss

wait hold the fuck up
youtube.com/watch?v=VgJkF31rRJQ
the new sonic has a red light as well as blue and green?

did you just assume its colour?

racist

maybe I did
what are you going to do about it?

report you to the fbi

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oh fuck
i'm sorry
i'll never do it again
pls don't report

>not making a /who/ version with GB in the tabs