What does Sup Forums want for christmas?

What does Sup Forums want for christmas?

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a gf

Nothing and I don't want to give anything.

a gf

Friends

Cocks...

a smol mexican gf

ill be ur fren

I would like a small, guaranteed income so I could focus on exploring the world and meeting people.

death and despair for all humanity

play the lottery, stupid. if you play forever, you have a 100% chance to win :D

I want to be 8 again.

bf

a quick painless death

A proper bf

We don't do gifts for christmas.

A new computer. But I'm broke.

for my father to not be beheaded

the strength to neck myself

(YOU)

why?

A new phone. My galaxy note 4 is starting to fail on me.

Christmas is not in Russian Orthodox maybe?idk

feminine penis

the 1950s

Italian boys

A new desktop

It's early christmas for (you). Merry chrisamas, fampai.
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my two front teeth

The ortodox church uses the old calendar which means that the christmas is celebrated not on the 25 of december but on 7th of january. And it's not a big deal at all, it's just a religious thing and only religious people do actually give a shit about it. For thy majority of the population both 25th of december and 7th of january are just regular days.
The biggest holiday in Russia is the new year's eve. We listen to the president's speech, drink for a good luck the next year, stay up all night eating, drinking and firing fireworks.

>We listen to the president's speech
bit soviet tier tbqh lad

Whiteness

I don't see anything wrong with the leader of a country congratulating the citizens when we cross a symbolical barrier and begin a new year. They always say the same shit though. "It was a tough year but we made it in the end. The next one will be better because those who persevere always get to the goal sooner or later."
Except for that one time when Yeltsin said that he's tired and that he resignes and leaves the office immediately lol.

Oh, so it's like the king's new year speech here

They all do that. I was more thinking about it being part of your tradition. I've never seen the king's speech and frankly don't give a shit.

Black wife to breed with.

A big fat meteor ending the agony of life on this miserable hellish rock

please satan claws, make this one special

The president's speech is scheduled at 23:55 and it ends with a shot of the clock on the Kremlin tower at exactly 00:00. We're already waiting for a new year to begin that's why people watch the speech. So we can meet the new year simultaneously as opposite to everybody celebrating by their own clocks which would unavoidably be wrong.

I hope Spain is balkanized as much as possible

Free Catalonia!

A huge bottle of Adderall, 750 ml of Glenfiddich 18 year single malt, and 48 hours with an open minded prostitute.

I'm going to Iceland to go all MUH HERITAGE on them.

wh*Te genocide

Nothing. I have everything

a reason to live

gf

here around 10 minutes before 00:00 people get out of their houses and prepare fireworks and bring out the champagne

death to all

> people get out of their houses
Not very swedish imo

the courage to kill myself

...

An Out

A job and a bf

gay

Transferring into the college of my dreams.

purpose

rum ham

KFC

WWIII would be nice but a simple death would do too.

Tfw going to travel to England for Christmas with family and they’ll ask me questions on my “girlfriend”

I just didn’t want to disappoint my parents what the hell do I do?

We don't need more blasians.

snow!

>I have a Chinese gf online
:^)

I want Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron to kiss my cheeks. No homo.

Very cute post, Britannia

money so i can import my gf(male) from murica

What do you have instead, a bf?

this
But totally homo

It already snowing here. Shits cash

I got inspired by that show and actually marinated 2 pounds of ham in rum. Tasted awful but I made it into sandwiches and brought them to work. Each sandwich felt like 2 shots.

Jacinda Ardern to get assassinated, the chinese to be exposed as the perpetrators and Winston Peters to become prime minister

a white christmas

I want to die

Better health.

bf

This

I want to end it all

int will be closed

A tank

severe r*ddit downtime to it's final doom and closed forever without a trace

My mom to stop telling me to live how she wants me to

this, Sup Forums could use a break too

I want my company collapsed.

...

Personal development, so that I might become more extrovert and compatible with this world.

A pixel 2 XL

Coffee, tea and some books I wanted.

A wolfgirl

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A catgirl.

A cute b-bf

fucking autistic japs