/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns

Today: Mixed Relay aka the >schalke of biathlon disciplines.

I wouldn't care to open a thread if it wasn't for an Olympic Medal.

Start list:

1 NOR - Norway 1
1-1 r OLSBU Marte F
>1-2 g ECKHOFF Tiril F
1-3 y BOE Johannes Thingnes M
1-4 b SVENDSEN Emil Hegle M

2 ITA - Italy
>2-1 r VITTOZZI Lisa F
>2-2 g WIERER Dorothea F
2-3 y HOFER Lukas M
2-4 b WINDISCH Dominik M

3 GER - Germany
>3-1 r HONZ Vanessa F
>3-2 g DAHLMEIER Laura F
3-3 y LESSER Erik M
3-4 b SCHEMPP Simon M

4 SVK - Slovakia 2
>4-1 r FIALKOVA Paulina F
>4-2 g KUZMINA Anastasiya F
4-3 y KAZAR Matej M
4-4 b OTCENAS Martin M

5 SWE - Sweden
5-1 r BRORSSON Mona F
5-2 g OEBERG Hanna F
5-3 y NELIN Jesper M
5-4 b SAMUELSSON Sebastian M

6 OAR - Olympic Athlete from Russia
6-1 r KAISHEVA Uliana F
6-2 g AKIMOVA Tatiana F
6-3 y BABIKOV Anton M
6-4 b ELISEEV Matvey M

7 FRA - France 3
>7-1 r DORIN HABERT Marie F
7-2 g BESCOND Anais F
7-3 y DESTHIEUX Simon M
7-4 b FOURCADE Martin M

8 FIN - Finland
8-1 r TOIVANEN Laura F
>8-2 g MAKARAINEN Kaisa F
8-3 y SEPPALA Tero M
8-4 b HIIDENSALO Olli M

9 SUI - Switzerland
>9-1 r GASPARIN Elisa F
>9-2 g HAECKI Lena F
9-3 y WEGER Benjamin M
9-4 b WIESTNER Serafin M

10 UKR - Ukraine 4
10-1 r VARVYNETS Iryna F
10-2 g DZHIMA Yuliia F
10-3 y PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro M
10-4 b PRYMA Artem M

1/2

11 BLR - Belarus
>11-1 r SKARDINO Nadezhda F
>11-2 g DOMRACHEVA Darya F
11-3 y BOCHARNIKOV Sergey M
11-4 b CHEPELIN Vladimir M

12 SLO - Slovenia
12-1 r POJE Urska F
12-2 g ERZEN Anja F
12-3 y BAUER Klemen M
12-4 b FAK Jakov M

13 CZE - Czech Republic 5
13-1 r VITKOVA Veronika F
13-2 g DAVIDOVA Marketa F
13-3 y MORAVEC Ondrej M
13-4 b KRCMAR Michal M

14 POL - Poland
14-1 r GWIZDON Magdalena F
14-2 g ZUK Kamila F
14-3 y NEDZA-KUBINIEC Andrzej M
14-4 b GUZIK Grzegorz M

15 CAN - Canada
>15-1 r CRAWFORD Rosanna F
15-2 g RANSOM Julia F
15-3 y GOW Scott M
15-4 b GOW Christian M

16 BUL - Bulgaria 6
16-1 r YORDANOVA Emilia F
16-2 g KADEVA Daniela F
16-3 y ANEV Krasimir M
16-4 b ILIEV Vladimir M

17 LTU - Lithuania
17-1 r KOCERGINA Natalja F
17-2 g RASIMOVICIUTE Diana F
17-3 y KAUKENAS Tomas M
17-4 b STROLIA Vytautas M

18 AUT - Austria
>18-1 r HAUSER Lt. F
18-2 g INNERHOFER Katharina F
18-3 y EDER Simon M
18-4 b EBERHARD Julian M

19 USA - United States of America 7
19-1 r DUNKLEE Susan F
19-2 g FIRESTEEL REID Joanne F
19-3 y BURKE Tim M
19-4 b BAILEY Lowell M

20 KAZ - Kazakhstan
20-1 r VISHNEVSKAYA Galina F
20-2 g RAIKOVA Alina F
20-3 y YEREMIN Roman M
20-4 b BRAUN Maxim M

2/2

FIRST for best girl.

hope GER will do well

bymup

LAURA DAHLMEIER AND GERMANY ARE GOING TO WIN GOLD 100% CONFIRMED. They got this in the bag they got fucking gold in the bag.

DETUSCHLAND UBER ALLES

Screencap this post as I am always 100% right

inb4 4Chad chases back a 30s gap for a frog win

>the >schalke of biathlon disciplines
how so?

who /doro/ here

she's pretty but in an absolute thot kind of way. domracheva is objectively the best biathlon-fu

Bump

absolute thot. don't get me wrong, i would.

20 minutes right?

obligatory meme incoming
>now those are the girls I could get behind xD

Oh the things I’d do to the Queen of Thots

I still disagree with Svendsen over Tarjei, despite his bronze at the mass starts.

By the way Sebastian Samuelsson is sick so he's not starting for Sweden anymore. Fredrik Lindström is replacing him

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Are there any more biathlon events after this?

why is the thread so dead? is it because everyone knows that norway will win in the end like always?

men relay
women relay

>By the way Sebastian Samuelsson is sick so he's not starting for Sweden anymore. Fredrik Lindström is replacing him

rip-a-roonie

Yeah, womens relay and mens relay

it's germany

Hockey playoffs started

Bescond will choke as always not expecting to win at all desu

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Germany is the favorite tho. My guess is that everyone is at work or school. Mixed relay is based imo. Can’t wait for Tiril to get two penalty laps

for me, it's Fourcade

Can any experts here tell me what are the chances of Slovenia finishing in top 10?

we need gold to overpass mutts

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>OLSBU

Kek

Oh shit, the slovak girl...

WTH is going on with Fialkova

>Slowvakia

>slovaks

>0/5

>SVK

Holy shit what a disaster

Life is suffering

poor slovakia

>SVK woman

Poor girl ;_;

Haha, this girls reminds me when I was competing as a kid.

Haha...

>tfw fourcade win when i can't shitpost

how was the butthurt over the mass start ?

Something wrong with her sights perhaps?

what happened to slovakia? i missed

I feel bad for her

what happened?

Wouldn't surprise me if Kuzmina still came out leading the way she's skiing

Slovak girl got 4 misses on first shooting.

Schempp is sick and won't start. No idea who will replace him. Oh I just hope for gold, this has to work.

I also have to work again soon and will miss it like all the Biathlon events. Goddamn. Hope this will work well.

she looked desperate

;_;

yeah she did too

Fialkova only managed to hit one target with 7 shots, four penalty laps.

At least you're not Slovakia/10

(actually, I don't really know tbf)

She only got one hit, even though she went thorugh all of her extra shots

yes, but why? You cna't fuck up that bad without some external issues can you

Fialkova would've been better off turning the rifle on herself

Could be a problem with her sights. Either that or the rifle's completely wonky.

>ywn comfort a Slovakian girl with a warming hug after her pathetic failure

that's what i'm wondering

NO one knows. Nerves, bad rifle, whatever. Just felt bad to watch.

--> I'd say that's the best bet at least.They might have been dialed in very badly

There was literally a german guy claiming the photo-finish was rigged kek

What is with these extra shots?

Is this something that only happens during the relay? I don't remember these in the other races. How do they work?

Holy crap Vittozzi

Relay for sure and used to be in pursuits too, I think. To make the skiing mean more.

ItalyGOAT

>Sweden

You get 3 extra shots. You still fail, you do a penalty lap

Sweden chokes as always

>commentator using the size of toilet roll to in relation to the size of the targets

You only get the 3 extra rounds in relay events.

This is where I stop watching

>the city of Brorsson

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Didn’t expect Sweden to be out already

Sweden out

How can Germany lose this?

Where is Norway? Lmao

Rip sweden, you're now half slovakia

Vitozzi and Wierer are fucking rapid shots

>SVK
>SWE

why do we suck so much? is there any sport we're good at?

just watch

Will she be able to do it?

choke

Curling

If you scream "Nazi" 100 times, then they will lose.

Curling la'

You have the Messi of curling

Still A LOT more choking to go, friendo

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>sweden
lmao

I want to see Slovaki-chan. She's probably crying.

;_;

I like it the extra rounds.

The whole team gets three extra rounds? Or each racer?

M8, we have a silver and a gold even though we weren't expected to get any medals at all. What are you talking about?

each racer each round

Finnish chances of a medal?

Just want to see Kaisa get a podium ;_;

Your women carry you hard