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>pardon?
edition

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fairly tired

love this brainlet

dumb fucking yank

stay comfy

That there
That's not me
I go
Where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here
In a little while
I'll be gone
The moment's already passed
Yeah it's gone
And I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I'm not here
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

Watching a drama on BBC One about a paki in a loving relationship with a blonde white woman

Absolutely revolted by this

How do I make friends online?

don't be a dumb fucking yank

steam threads on /r9k/

The gf is talking in her sleep about online shopping things. haha

what to wear to work's christmas night out?

it's in a hotel, apparently all the women get proper dressed up like wear gowns and shit

was thinking along the lines of shirt, dark chinos + dark chukka boots, maybe a tie (don't really want to wear a tie but whatever)

thots

Pay me money and I'll tell people that I have an online yank friend.

>i'm not good at being social on it
I get that tbf, I wouldn't do it on more than a tab
Socially it was fine apart from my mates (the ones that hadn't done acid before) asking me if I was seeing dragons and shit and having to talk to really drunk people, when I talked to pissheads it was like they were speaking a different language

CHUKKA CHUKKA OOK OOK MUHFUGGA NIGGA

hello nigger

Cuck.

DAILY REMINDER TO WARD OFF EVILS

but would you actually be my friend for real?

listening to the tranny

suit

You can always remove jacket and tie if you're overdressed, but if you turn up in boots and chinos and everyone is in full james bond mode you look like a twat

There is only one river
There is only one sea
And it flows through you
And it flows through me

tweed sports jacket, red cords and a barbour shirt

Come brits

youtube.com/watch?v=fUp68DPVhr0

does that matter?

formal cords
a good quality suit and no tie
make sure to wear a good quality aftershave

First lad to get quads gets a gf this week

CHECK

checkem

virus do not click

I don't own a suit

>you're a manchild
yeah

only virgins dress according to social expectation. go as you feel.

peons... watch THIS

Pardon?

yes, i'm lonely

...

IT'S THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

buy a suit user, you'll need it again

SEE YA LATER

YA ODD SHAPED FREAK

use this as an excuse to go buy one or see if a family member or friend has a high quality suit they'll lend you

even I own a shit suit

cankles

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>mates (the ones that hadn't done acid before) asking me if I was seeing dragons and shit
i fucking hate this
even some of my mates who like to trip aren't really interested in talking about what's going on in their heads and don't understand that when i say "woah the ceiling is dripping" i am fully aware that it's a hallucination and i'm just trying to make conversation
they just want to smoke bowls and watch tv like every other night but with acid or shrooms on top

how much will it cost me to a buy a suit + have it tailored at a local chink dry cleaners?

also how long does the tailoring process take

Thinking about Emma Watson's holes lads.

The paki and the white woman just broke up because he wouldn't tell his paki family about her

I sing this song in my head when I'm sad :)

no one wants to be friends with a loner. get some friends and then its really easy to make more friends.
simple mate.

no you don't
be quiet

Love my friends so much

all is right with the world once more.

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Lucky the gf has mong vision so I don't worry about her spying on me browsing this website haha

my aesthetic

you suit then :)

>radiohead

i think it's easier to blow my brains out at this point

So, where did you guys live for your second year?

yeh dooming your children with inferior genes is well lucky

flat

houseshare with strangers

really wish my mates would do more research into psychedelics because i'm worried that they're abusing them by not respecting their power and keeping everything they experience to themselves
luckily my flatmate learned from my psychotic break and is pretty open about it

I wasn't even having a very visual trip (pretty strong closed eye but next to nothing with my eyes open) so I couldn't even say much to them, I was pretty happy chilling talking to my mate who was on his first eccie and loving it

a house

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>no toil on the morrow

Love how all the Aussies aren't posting in this thread cause they're too busy in traffic on the way to toil haha

Home.

university of life here ama

>radiohead
>good

>pootaly

post arse

at home with my parents

made zero pals, dropped out and went home

that was 6 years ago now, been a call centre rodent since then

>taking a tuesday off

why

i had today, tomorrow and wednesday off

>POOTALY

>radiohead
>decent

Slim black jeans/dark chinos
CDBs
Oxford shirt

i've tripped a couple times at work parties and the work qt is interested in it, hopefully i get a chance to guide her through her first trip

this, i just walk around in a toga and have never got so much tranny cock in my life haha

and you have the cheek to complain about toil

ppfffttt

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state

got my furry ginger cat sat on my lap

he is very warm and furry meow

toil approacheth

this isn't 2ch hk

>radiohead
>above mediocre

Pics

How long is a piece of string mate? Depends on how much you need done. Go Moss Bros tomorrow, get a suit and then go dry cleaners to get it adjusted

any gay lad in

>SHITALY

second year student here living at home with my parents

Genie B

i think radiohead are great and none of you contrarian poo niggers can do anything to convince me otherwise

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>POOTALY

>listening to radiohead

gonna try a zweihander now