Short Track - Death Skate

Ladies 1,000m
Men's 500m
Ladies 3,000m Relay

GET IN HERE

first for no tripfags allowed

ah good I was going to make a thread for this

Love this shit, it's like NASCAR but with QTs

Non-tripfag thread:

Haha it's time for Schulting

Why are Koreans so good?

Who's ready for another Christie wipeout?

Time for the greatest anime comeback of all time. Nobody can stop our girl Elise

they know the track better

Small body, able to sneak between people.

Is she good to go?

"Hmmmmmm should I skate left or right here?"

Thank you Hungary!

I'm going to miss crashskate when the Olympics are over

If you ain't USA you gay.

According to the swedish commentator, yes

Already a DQ in the first race. I didn't even see what happened.

*snowboards away*

China BTFO

nice ddt

Oh good, it's "there are only like one or two Americans and they suck", the sport.

For me, it's France.

Chink has been DQed. Germany and France can continue.

Asians already being aggressive and getting PEN'd

PAK CHOI WINS AGAIN

Is Christie racing again tonight?

What ended up being her injury, by the way?

For me it's choi, my skatefu

For me, all my athletes are Quebecois.

Thanks Boutin/St. Gelais/Hamelin/Gerrard

*eats beans at a weird hour*

what a dumbass, so glad Canada has Michael Gilday to do commentary

Korea is home of the skatefus

why is Australia so good?

SCHULTING

>Aussies getting ref'd again
Fucking hell

refblade

>Suzanne schulting will never be my gf

best moment

is Schultz one of the "asthmatics"?

I thought you Dutch didn't like Short Track?

I want to play with that hair

i missed lockett's race, why did she get penalised?

TURBO THIGHS

>wanting to go a girl that went on a tinder rampage after fucking up her first two events
Kuck

>>Suzanne schulting

holy fuck dat ass.

by ioc law we are not allowed to win more than 3 medals at any given winter olympics

This sport sucks but it's a giant meme so I'll watch and greentext it

Is Hege in this?

I guess I should root for our girl but she isn't cute at all

fug

How does this """sport""" work?

Remember when we used to be okay at short track? I remember.

It doesn’t work. That’s the problem

They skate moderately fast and get tired after 30 seconds even though they're barely using their legs

you have to cause a crash, but make it look like someone else caused it so that you are advanced without actually winning

>our girl
>Koorman
another dutch traitor

Fontana needs to breed 10 kids, all next gen speed skaters.

*falls for no reason to try and eliminate Olympic record Leaf*

it's like running
but on ice

Fall down
Delay next race for 5-10 minutes to look at replay
Get disqualified for person falling down

TIME FOR CHRISTIE

LMAO NOT EVEN OFF THE LINE PROPERLY

A) go faster than everyone else
B) wait for everyone else to fall over
C) bait someone into pushing you out

these girls got some nice asses

I can’t even shit post. The level of JUST is to much

>christie is still alive
kek, can't wait for her to crash again

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"GREAT" BRITAIN

>"""great""" britain

Refcrash is so fun to watch, but it's a real meme sport

try and get someone else to crash you so you auto advance
if not possible, just go fast and turn left

oh time to watch Christie crash again

3 times lucky

CHRISTIE DIED 4 SECONDS IN

WEBM IT

F

Christie looked like she got fucked up the other da- ahahahahaah

KEK

Hahhahahahhahahaha

The return!

GOD
SAVE
THE
QUEEN

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I remember when the suits made every american slow, and then performed just as bad

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO

"""""""""GREAT"""""""" BRITAIN

jesus fucking christ, christie

i can't breathe

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

She’s going again

Please no, just let her die

C H R I S T I E
H
R
I
S
T
I
E

Falls and cries within 3 seconds
AMAZING

NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT

christ sake

what a faker

C H R I S T I E
H
O
K
E

>Fall over
>Get another chance because the judges feel sorry for you
Why? She should be out.

- world champion
- 3 DQ's in SOchi
- 4 falls in PyeongChang

What did she mean by this?

LEAVE CHRISTIE ALONE!!!!
t. BBC

IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING

Is Christie a meme?

>She’s going again
>Please no, just let her die

this, so much this

its embarassing

lol """""great""""" britshitstan

how the fuck is Elise Christie even a real person.

Send her to the colonies britfags.

shattered ankles