Ladies 1,000m
Men's 500m
Ladies 3,000m Relay
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Ladies 1,000m
Men's 500m
Ladies 3,000m Relay
GET IN HERE
first for no tripfags allowed
ah good I was going to make a thread for this
Love this shit, it's like NASCAR but with QTs
Non-tripfag thread:
Haha it's time for Schulting
Why are Koreans so good?
Who's ready for another Christie wipeout?
Time for the greatest anime comeback of all time. Nobody can stop our girl Elise
they know the track better
Small body, able to sneak between people.
Is she good to go?
"Hmmmmmm should I skate left or right here?"
Thank you Hungary!
I'm going to miss crashskate when the Olympics are over
If you ain't USA you gay.
According to the swedish commentator, yes
Already a DQ in the first race. I didn't even see what happened.
*snowboards away*
China BTFO
nice ddt
Oh good, it's "there are only like one or two Americans and they suck", the sport.
For me, it's France.
Chink has been DQed. Germany and France can continue.
Asians already being aggressive and getting PEN'd
PAK CHOI WINS AGAIN
Is Christie racing again tonight?
What ended up being her injury, by the way?
For me it's choi, my skatefu
For me, all my athletes are Quebecois.
Thanks Boutin/St. Gelais/Hamelin/Gerrard
*eats beans at a weird hour*
what a dumbass, so glad Canada has Michael Gilday to do commentary
Korea is home of the skatefus
why is Australia so good?
SCHULTING
>Aussies getting ref'd again
Fucking hell
refblade
>Suzanne schulting will never be my gf
best moment
is Schultz one of the "asthmatics"?
I thought you Dutch didn't like Short Track?
I want to play with that hair
i missed lockett's race, why did she get penalised?
TURBO THIGHS
>wanting to go a girl that went on a tinder rampage after fucking up her first two events
Kuck
>>Suzanne schulting
holy fuck dat ass.
by ioc law we are not allowed to win more than 3 medals at any given winter olympics
This sport sucks but it's a giant meme so I'll watch and greentext it
Is Hege in this?
I guess I should root for our girl but she isn't cute at all
fug
How does this """sport""" work?
Remember when we used to be okay at short track? I remember.
It doesn’t work. That’s the problem
They skate moderately fast and get tired after 30 seconds even though they're barely using their legs
you have to cause a crash, but make it look like someone else caused it so that you are advanced without actually winning
>our girl
>Koorman
another dutch traitor
Fontana needs to breed 10 kids, all next gen speed skaters.
*falls for no reason to try and eliminate Olympic record Leaf*
it's like running
but on ice
Fall down
Delay next race for 5-10 minutes to look at replay
Get disqualified for person falling down
TIME FOR CHRISTIE
LMAO NOT EVEN OFF THE LINE PROPERLY
A) go faster than everyone else
B) wait for everyone else to fall over
C) bait someone into pushing you out
these girls got some nice asses
I can’t even shit post. The level of JUST is to much
>christie is still alive
kek, can't wait for her to crash again
HAHAHAHAHAHA
"GREAT" BRITAIN
>"""great""" britain
Refcrash is so fun to watch, but it's a real meme sport
try and get someone else to crash you so you auto advance
if not possible, just go fast and turn left
oh time to watch Christie crash again
3 times lucky
CHRISTIE DIED 4 SECONDS IN
WEBM IT
F
Christie looked like she got fucked up the other da- ahahahahaah
KEK
Hahhahahahhahahaha
The return!
GOD
SAVE
THE
QUEEN
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember when the suits made every american slow, and then performed just as bad
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO
"""""""""GREAT"""""""" BRITAIN
jesus fucking christ, christie
i can't breathe
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
She’s going again
Please no, just let her die
C H R I S T I E
H
R
I
S
T
I
E
Falls and cries within 3 seconds
AMAZING
NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT
christ sake
what a faker
C H R I S T I E
H
O
K
E
>Fall over
>Get another chance because the judges feel sorry for you
Why? She should be out.
- world champion
- 3 DQ's in SOchi
- 4 falls in PyeongChang
What did she mean by this?
LEAVE CHRISTIE ALONE!!!!
t. BBC
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
Is Christie a meme?
>She’s going again
>Please no, just let her die
this, so much this
its embarassing
lol """""great""""" britshitstan
how the fuck is Elise Christie even a real person.
Send her to the colonies britfags.
shattered ankles