AYYYYYY

AYYYYYY

Holy shit she crashed AGAIN?

She just needs more funding.

literally useless

*cries in Scottish*

what a shit sport, she did nothing wrong

more like elise CRASHtie

Again?

What? She’s english

other than bulldozing another skater

Crashing and getting disqualified in every race is her Olympic talent

She's a jock lad.

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Eddie the Eagle did better than her as he actually got placed.

Lol didn't she pretty much say she was going to kill herself in that interview

>brave

OH nonono

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Wtf noooooooo. I don’t want to be associated with her

>10 million shekels for a crash machine

>crash right at the start and injury yourself
>plow through the injury and finish second to qualify
>get disqualified

pretty brutal, but top kek

The Eurosport website is hilarious with its Christie obsession. She's such a mental midget, it was only ever gonna end in disappointment.

oh god

England's Brave Elise Christie

She's really disgusting to look at.
Just imagine losing the lottery of life by being born in the UK. I feel sorry for you lads, don't even want to picture how your mothers must look like.
TRAURIG

I don't get it. She is the world champion.

Why is she so shit in the Olympics?

> you may only post itt if you have won as many Olympic medals as Elise Christie

My mum's lovely, everyone wants to fuck her

Nice language you have to type to be able to communicate with the outside world.

German girls are average btw

English wouldn't exist without German, French and Latin, Abdul. There's nothing original about your language.

Heroic act of bravery.

>Hello, I'd like to buy 0 medals please
>Certainly. That'll be £4,700,000 please.

Holy fucking shit
Our short-track athletes have like 8000€ per year kek

She's clearly got friends in high places, the amount of press coverage she gets which is all entirely sympathetic when she's a proven failure. She even had the gall to say she'll be at the next Olympics. Give the opportunity to someone else.

Jeebus, this girl just doesn't have it. How many crashes/penalties is that overall now?

You mean jocking on her tears, lad?

Holy shit, really?

Where the fuck is all that money going?

napkins to cry in

6 out of 6

Have the BBC interviewed her again yet? I really wanna see her reaction after getting DQ'd three events in a row, two Olympics in a row.

lel

Hopefully they'll find someone with the skill and the heart to compete, but there's no doubt the funding will be cut for the next games due to Slippy C's incompetence; with a bit of luck she'll be nowhere near Beijing 2022, and serving deep fried mars bars down her local chippy instead.

What can I do to scam millions from the Canadian government?

No different than Ennis-Hill, Tom Daley and all the others.
Difference is she doesn't convert favouritism into medals.

didn't realise it was that bad.
kek

This image is gold. The perfect response to shutdown any britbong flag banter.

What a fucking embarrassment. I bet she is lauded for her pluck rather than booed at the airport when the team gets back. That’s what she deserves. Loser.

kek

You know we make fun of her as well, right? She mainly gets pity and attention from the media, meanwhile the rest of us know she's a fucking bulldozer on ice.

She's the laughing stock of the nation. A lovable failure.

That's not her wage you dumb frog. That's for a 4 year Olympic cycle to fund basically everything.

has scotland even won a medal yet?

She's getting interviewed on Eurosport right now.

you have to be a female
>fail 6 times
>"It's not fair reee"
>cry in front of the camera
>you're now England's Brave and Inspiring Elise Christie
can't wait for Beijing tbqh

I'm glad she got humiliated and cucked by Korean goddesses again
Fuck Scotland

The Koreans somehow manage to be even uglier than her

You weeb autists have weird taste

Curling, lad. So far they're stil lin contention this year too

swedeposter here and I think Christie was robbed because the koreans were scared of her winning gold. koreans are notorious for trying rig events in their favour,

Men and women and nailed on for semi finals

So that will be 8 Scottish athletes with gold medals come the ends of the games jajajajajajjajajaa

LOL NO THEY WILL CHOKE THEIR NEXT MATCH 100% GUARANTEED AND CONFIRMED.

When they do, bully the fuck out of them Sweden.

They'll still go through

BRAVE

YASSSSSSS

SLAY

Stop bullying Scotlan d

Sweden and Scotland are brothers. Scotland is an honorary Nordic

No we’re not. Fuck off

No the English are the ones who actually win medals m8.

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There are no people on earth more cucked than the Scots

Bronze Dom Parsons - English
Bronze Laura Deas - Welsh
Bronze Isabel Atkin - English (Malaysian mother)
Gold Lizzy Yarnold - English

The Scots need to step it up, even Malaysia have contributed more to our medal tally lmao.

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t. Is a white minority in his own town

fancy the curling girls to get a medal though desu

We can only hope.

Where can I catch her latest DQ? Could do with a laugh.

Atkin is American

Wow, thats really heroic.

I'm in no way opposed to Christie being disqualified but surely they should've disqualified the Hungarian as well, they both pushed someone.

She has dual citizenship, so is British-American and represents Great Britain in sport.

The men have a better chance imo.

>Abdul too afraid to post the medal per capita

Tee hee

She's not English tho

So wrong to include her

Fuck me what an autist. I'm talking about ethnically. Her father is from Birmingham so she's half English, half Malaysian. Her citizenship is British-American.

development of more slippery ice

Triple world champion though. The I've skating world championships is the elite one. Winter Olympics is a meme because of the media attention

Yes I know

She's American. She has an American accent

She's not an English athlete and can't be listed on an English athlete list. Quite simple m8

Well, we can be sure that funding will be slashed for the next games

>we
Naw, you fucks are gonna keep giving her money.

Is she GB's Shuster? The loveable choker?

Pretty much. We had a guy called Eddie the Eagle who was similar, but he at least placed.

what a waste of money training her, she should be booted from the entire sport

3 fuck ups, all her fault, you can even argue she tried to cheat

fuck this hoe

She's going to do car insurance adverts, you watch!

...at last
Even the second worst jumped twice as long than him.

WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM

She should be ordered to pay back a % of the funding given to her.

But again, he did at least place. He's been a national joke since then, whereas this girl was disqualified on top of being absolutely dreadful.

any videos/webm?

She did worse than DQ. She got the yellow card, it is a half ban for being agressive and dangerous.
She is nowhere near Eddie, Lizzy Swaney, that eel guy who almost drowned, the tonga and mexican skiers etc...
They performed low but without any malicious intent and fully embracing the olympic spirit and sportsmanship.
Christie is a vicious bitch with a bad attitude and inflated ego

>that block on the polish girl
Disgraceful, can't feel any sympathy for her

get this filthy cheat out of my computer screen

is this the 5th time of her fucking up in olympic?