ITT: your favorite Family Guy jokes

ITT: your favorite Family Guy jokes

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The bit where the baby talks lol

>You don't even know who I am

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Especially the ending. It's just such a subtle and smartly executed reference to heath ledger dying.

It could be anything, it could even be boat!

Lois you act like this is the first time I've something stupid. Remember that time I tried to buy a boat?
Peter that was 10 minutes ago.

Peter do you even know which one of our kids I'm talking about?
Eh......Gordon?

>peter sees the ghost of Pawtucket Pat
Woah it's you!
Come hither and give heed!
Woah buddy I dont swing that way


Early seasons had some great ones

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I like the one where they overstay on the joke longer than they should thus making it awkward and only adding more hilarity while wasting everyone's time for 30minutes LOL

Joe I've never had neighbors half the man you are and since youre half a man already that splits you into some fraction I can't even figure.

I know what to do, I read a book about this once.
Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasnt NOTHING?
......Oh yeah.

STUPID WOMAN

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Bout 20 seconds in

american dad is so much funnier and better overall

It's a pleasure to see you again. After "Hogan's Heroes", Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.

YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?

Said the rëdditor.

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>I remember that time louis whe---

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The early seasons were great

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>Wait a minute...What's Family Guy?

Fuuuuuuug, Family Guy used to be so GOAT. Then it got all political and edgy. First 2 to 3 seasons were great.

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>POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER

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I never understood that.

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When this first came on around 10 years ago, my pre-adolescent ass couldn't stop laughing at this dumb joke.

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if you didn't watch Dallas in the mid 80's, than you won't.

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Best set up, best gag, best punchline

Dallas (80s tv show)

The killed Booby off and the ratings dropped, so at the end of the season they have his waife wake up and find him in the shower (she was having a dream the he was dead for the whole season).

Brits do. Septics don't.

Never fails to make me laugh.

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I miss Brian being great

I miss this old Brian

HOHO
SEE YOU AT THE GAME JOE

Always got a chuckle

That is pretty good

Lmao, I swear I'm not the same user.

hello epic department i'd like to file a claim XD

And where it says sex I'll write "no thanks, I'm dead"

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Haven't watched an episode in years this is only scene that pops into my head and makes me giggle.

PC related still stick with me mostly because it is so offer the top and unimaginable in today's climate

it was actually a nice little commentary on outrage culture modern comedy

that one was pretty good

its all shit

Oh, I guess the majority got it then, thanks.

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everytime peter is on drugs is fucking funny

MEN WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE DID

Now that I've grown up I regret ever enjoying this shit. The same way I regret playing barbie with the next door neighbours till I was like 12

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Meg: You're a smart fella, dad!

Peter: And you're a fart smeller, Meg!

*BBBBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPs in Meg's face*

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Wow, faggot, I bet you didn't take their clothes off and jerk off to them.

The Barbies, I mean.

Ha, thats a funny one user. Thanks for posting it!

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episodes where the characters get stoned are always great

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>literal griffin just flying around in that room

Honestly it's hilarious in it's absurdity. Early seasons of Family Guy had some really great jokes.

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LOL SO RANDUMB

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Bad quality but still funny and random

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Holy crip he's a crapple

>wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try again.

the sarcasm is so thick you could cut it with a knife lmao

Heheh this reminds me of the time I shot that black guy

"HEY WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIET"
Hey get away from me blackie!
>Black guy knocks peter to the ground as he does his writhing in pain act for about 30 seconds, the black guy stands staring at him before Peter pulls out a handgun, landing a bullet between the black mans eyes, fatally wounding him
Heheh, guess you cant beater the peter! *Scene change sound*

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Chuck's feed and seed.

TSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
TSSSSSSSSS
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TSSSSSSSSS
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THIS. even though I'm not a huge fan of American Dad, it's still miles ahead of Family Guy.

When did Family Guy make that joke? Because it ranks up there.

For some reason this scene always scared me as a kid.

>god's nor real Morty
>oh no I unironically believe I'll receive virgins in an afterlife
>*burp* wubalubadubdud
>oh geez Rick
>REDDIT & MEME

Gonna see Miss Eliza. Gonna go to Mississippi.

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This, had me in tears laughing.