jewess edition
/brit/
>i legitimately have a 92 IQ (WAIS-IV) and I got an A in Calc 1, 2, an A- in Calc 3, and an A and B+ in Diff Eqs and Linear Algebra, respectively
hmmmm
No more posts after this one please thanks
k
MONKEY
WITH A SHOTGUN
fookin prawns
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that was an unusually shitty monday
Wondering whether I should get more drunk or stay in the zone where I can still do work
tell us all about it love x
what went wrong?
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la creatura....
the irish post
the chooks are going crook
hehwow weverywon
Deano, 2031.
It's risky. I could have 50 words of pure tripe or 1000 words of genius
did young brit lads play the penis game at school?
Having a think about God and his son Jesus
if only i was a woman/gay man i could jump on the sexual harassment gravy train
Curious about that kinect game where you danced goofily as star wars characters.
you arrive in halifax's north end
anime
what is the deano phenotype (deanotype)
If you guys had work in 4 hours and 10 minutes, would you go to sleep or stay up and just gun the day?
>just gun the day
dangerous phrasing with yanks about
>you arrive in Ballina
Queen
sleep 3/4 hours better than nothing
Sleep but tell us a joke first
Depends how dirty and unkempt you get when you sleep. I wouldn't sleep in a bed, but I might lie down on my back on top of the covers or lie on the sofa with my shoes on.
But I'm thinking of charging it all the way until the morning now to be honest.
why is she so perfect lads
wash your sheets you disgusting animal
Have had the same gf for four years
NCB?
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go to sleep mong I do similar things all the time and a little sleep is ALWAYS better than nothing
I do, mostly, but I sweat nonetheless, drool all over my pillow, and ruffle my hair uncontrollably.
how old is this pic? she looks a bit skinny
when are you getting married?
ruffled hair looks good
this may help you
*terrorcore kicks*
thank me later
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looks fun désú
what's that even like? does she know everything about you?
cheated on my driving instructor lads
Talking anime-tier uncontrollability, not greasy pseudo-slick.
thought she was getting a tattoo lmfao
Just went to a 24/7 mcdonalds to take a shit because i knew it was going to be an explosive one and i didn't want anyone else to hear it
cut yer hair ye fookin messy runt
Footage from deep behind the ethnostate's Iron Curtain: thots being euthanised.
whats this off?
have had the same imaginary gf for 3 years
not as good as the original
Bad person t bh
Yeah. I've never been a very secretive person in the first place.
Don't know but I hope some day.
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>No Kate Bush gf
do this unashamed in my own home but I do clean after
give us an extensive rundown on her
thanks mum
Haha.
sorry for your loss mate
my driving instructor's called dave as well
I'd just gun myself haha
rip xx
she's 7 feet tall, has an ENORMOUS equine penis and a heart of gold
it's 1am though so the house is deadly quiet and my mums room is right next to the bathroom
just couldn't bring myself to do it. luckily the maccies is a 5 minute walk from here
kino alert
got blood drawn once and the nurse pierces my vein and i my entire arm was bruised for weeks
>mom
>O2 Uk
Disgusting
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what's wrong with O2
What would you do if she left you?
youtube.com
Are Australian lad is back.
>colin farrel
>nicole kidman
>kino
owen should be arrested desu
Lads, where can you take a piss/shit in public that isn't the street?
Public toilets are rare and fast food restaurants are locking their toilets
>No Kate Bush gf
Are memories physical matter or energy?
youtube.com
Love you Thomas!
decent banter
pubs
Good lad but consider moving out
got a meme to post but no image to go with it
lil bit of both
Thanks, lads.
>public toilets are rare
>fast food restaurants locking their toilets
where do you live? neither of those are true where i live
also shopping centres
that's a Belgian number plate
"Not the council's problem" basically.
Upstanding citizen can piss himself running to a shop to pay a fiver to use a private bathroom, while it's cheaper to pay for the cleanup of Deano and 'sheed pissing off the side of the walls, if they even do bother.
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Possibly become an alcoholic and kill myself
>tfw no Kate Bush bf (female)
youtube.com
can't afford it, all my money goes on my girlfriend 2bh
Energy is a form of matter, or at the very least dependent on matter to mean anything.
*eyes pop out of face* "aWOOOOOOOO-GAH LOOK AT THOSE HONKERS"