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jewess edition

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>i legitimately have a 92 IQ (WAIS-IV) and I got an A in Calc 1, 2, an A- in Calc 3, and an A and B+ in Diff Eqs and Linear Algebra, respectively

hmmmm

No more posts after this one please thanks

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MONKEY
WITH A SHOTGUN

fookin prawns

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that was an unusually shitty monday

Wondering whether I should get more drunk or stay in the zone where I can still do work

tell us all about it love x

what went wrong?

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la creatura....

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the irish post

the chooks are going crook

hehwow weverywon

Deano, 2031.

It's risky. I could have 50 words of pure tripe or 1000 words of genius

did young brit lads play the penis game at school?

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Having a think about God and his son Jesus

if only i was a woman/gay man i could jump on the sexual harassment gravy train

Curious about that kinect game where you danced goofily as star wars characters.

you arrive in halifax's north end

anime

what is the deano phenotype (deanotype)

If you guys had work in 4 hours and 10 minutes, would you go to sleep or stay up and just gun the day?

>just gun the day
dangerous phrasing with yanks about

>you arrive in Ballina

Queen

sleep 3/4 hours better than nothing

Sleep but tell us a joke first

Depends how dirty and unkempt you get when you sleep. I wouldn't sleep in a bed, but I might lie down on my back on top of the covers or lie on the sofa with my shoes on.
But I'm thinking of charging it all the way until the morning now to be honest.

why is she so perfect lads

wash your sheets you disgusting animal

Have had the same gf for four years

NCB?

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go to sleep mong I do similar things all the time and a little sleep is ALWAYS better than nothing

I do, mostly, but I sweat nonetheless, drool all over my pillow, and ruffle my hair uncontrollably.

how old is this pic? she looks a bit skinny

when are you getting married?

ruffled hair looks good

this may help you
*terrorcore kicks*
thank me later

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looks fun désú

what's that even like? does she know everything about you?

cheated on my driving instructor lads

Talking anime-tier uncontrollability, not greasy pseudo-slick.

thought she was getting a tattoo lmfao

choon
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Just went to a 24/7 mcdonalds to take a shit because i knew it was going to be an explosive one and i didn't want anyone else to hear it

cut yer hair ye fookin messy runt

Footage from deep behind the ethnostate's Iron Curtain: thots being euthanised.

whats this off?

have had the same imaginary gf for 3 years

not as good as the original

Bad person t bh

Yeah. I've never been a very secretive person in the first place.
Don't know but I hope some day.

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>No Kate Bush gf

do this unashamed in my own home but I do clean after

give us an extensive rundown on her

thanks mum

Haha.

sorry for your loss mate

my driving instructor's called dave as well

I'd just gun myself haha

rip xx

she's 7 feet tall, has an ENORMOUS equine penis and a heart of gold

it's 1am though so the house is deadly quiet and my mums room is right next to the bathroom

just couldn't bring myself to do it. luckily the maccies is a 5 minute walk from here

kino alert

got blood drawn once and the nurse pierces my vein and i my entire arm was bruised for weeks

>mom
>O2 Uk

Disgusting

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what's wrong with O2

What would you do if she left you?

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Are Australian lad is back.

>colin farrel
>nicole kidman
>kino

owen should be arrested desu

Lads, where can you take a piss/shit in public that isn't the street?

Public toilets are rare and fast food restaurants are locking their toilets

>No Kate Bush gf

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tune

Are memories physical matter or energy?

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Love you Thomas!

decent banter

pubs

Good lad but consider moving out

got a meme to post but no image to go with it

lil bit of both

Thanks, lads.

>public toilets are rare
>fast food restaurants locking their toilets

where do you live? neither of those are true where i live

also shopping centres

that's a Belgian number plate

"Not the council's problem" basically.
Upstanding citizen can piss himself running to a shop to pay a fiver to use a private bathroom, while it's cheaper to pay for the cleanup of Deano and 'sheed pissing off the side of the walls, if they even do bother.

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Possibly become an alcoholic and kill myself

>tfw no Kate Bush bf (female)
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can't afford it, all my money goes on my girlfriend 2bh

Energy is a form of matter, or at the very least dependent on matter to mean anything.

*eyes pop out of face* "aWOOOOOOOO-GAH LOOK AT THOSE HONKERS"