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american toilets edition

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anime

any pass man in?

it looks like an eye

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Teach me how to vocalise your subhuman language, Mexican runtoid

need a friend
please contact me if you'd like to apply

choon
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All the irish should be murdered

they have the radio playing the exact same playlist every night but i take my phone and put earphones in and listen to spotify
not comfy at all. it's the hardest shift and it never actually finishes at 6am like it's supposed to because there's too much to do

reposting

I love Amanda Seyfried, lads.

doing a poo

she's had willies in her mouth

alri lads

i'm off to the tesco garage

any of you lads want anything

antihistamines are kicking in lads getting a bit sluggish

That’s probably very similar to her orgasm face

>in capitalist economies the wealth gets concentrated in the hands of a few so we should replace it with a system where the wealth is concentrated into the hands of the few that run the state

está terminado Mexicano
tengo el razon

utterly horrid specimen

get us a 4 pack of stella lad

a friend

"the southern facile character of the irishman, his crudity, which places him but little above the savage, his contempt for all humane enjoyments, in which his very crudeness makes him incapable of sharing, his filth and poverty, all favour drunkeness."

a Spanish phrasebook, and a large-bore hunting rifle

europe is white!!!!!

what's wrong with the masses having control? Why are you in favour of oligarchy?

500mg of dodgy vallium straight up the shitter

5 paracetamol tablets downed with banana flavoured calpol

see you on the other side lads

The eye of the El Horror del Infierno, a.k.a., the Amerimutt's eye

That's Brazil but you already know that.

doing a poo

>white
works for noseberg, gets weekends off
>black
lives a free and fulfilled life

ANOTHER MEXICAN IS HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hahahaha little does he know i sold him sugar pills instead of paracetamol

that's brazil
cannot fathom the stench that must be permeating in there

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another mp resigned because of british citizenship
stop taking all our mps

Please drink responsibly,

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*drinks irresponsibly because I don't care if I live or die*

i said that it is really tragic to see how americans hate comunism :(

Would you spend a week at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean in a glass box for 100k?

do australians hate brits or something?
why would he have to resign

yeah

>brits control the aussie government

The state of Aus

yes

HURRAH

ran outside and absolutely heem'd this runt of a fox

was screeching non stop eating some dead cat carcass or something and I just bolted like the flash and right up the arse it went flying into a brick wall, didn't move for a bit

hope its fucking dead little runt fox

possible conflict of interest i imagine

No, actually. It would be terrifying.

you don't control me cunt

would i have to hide from splicers?

Fuck you

>pic
I was expecting 0% face ):

gets her to stop talking for a few minutes at least am i right?

honestly howl at the sight of australian men

bunch of feminine gay boys

did Nassim finally commited a terrorist attack in thailand?

Lads I can’t imagine anything worse than spending a week at the bottom of the ocean in a glass box

Completely at the mercy of the elements and what ever creature happens to stumble across you.. pitch blackness with Fuck knows what around you

Fuck that shite, my worst nightmare

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what do i get to bring with me

hate cuckmen

the irish faggot is posting TUBMLR garbage

constitution says you can't have any other citizenship and be in parliament
australian only

he's love liverpool then

>I s-swear thats brazil!!!

fucking pathetic

>Completely at the mercy of the elements
It would only be tolerable fi you weren't at the mercy of the elements, but the psychology of it would make you think you are, and all the fish flying past would be terrifying.
If you had a light it would bring all the terrors of the deep floating to investigate you, and if you didn't, they would see you but you would only hear them bumping up against it with their tentacles and feelers.

tienes un cuerpo brutal que todo hombre desearia tocar

wish my name was Theodore

and yet he probably doesn't give to charity

Absolutely nothing, you’d be naked and have a small water supply

glad you're back mate the Irish have got off easy recently

must live around the blacks

have actually developed a belly. Pretty grim

wish i had a girlfriend named caroline so i could call her care bear
why are we still here? just to suffer?
nah wouldn't do it

wish i had a girlfriend named caroline so i could fuck her and play mind games by calling her something other than caroline

He's from Massachusetts.
Vile place.

fuck this cuck twat
and fuck joy riding yobbos

>glad the spic is back to liberate us

lots of blacks there yes?

Need Emma to wear those leggings whilst farting on my face. I get the feeling that leggings are great distributors of fart stink.

what would you call her

Ah, Massacheusits, centre of New Ireland. Lovely place.

true desu. Absolutely buzzing when i relieve some white boi of his wallet

No, everyone's a heroin addict. It's foggy and it smells like dead fish.

jackie

Massachusetts has more W.A.S.Ps than Irish.

sounds lovecraftian

i stole someone's bike once when i was 15, still feel bad about it

I have an intense fear of deep ocean and this thread is making me extremely uncomfortable

lovecraftian

White-imagining
American
Subsaharan
Pooniggers

heh

give it back cunt
the one day i leave it unlocked honestly fuck you

why is water clear in small amounts but blue when there's a lot of it?

>No Amerigoblin

do i have to be autistic to play cities skylines? or is it something I can start figuring out relatively easy?

i have a shit attention span

i dumped it a canal near my house, only stole it so i could wag school and get home quicker lol

It needs a large surface area to properly reflect the sky

fluoride dyes water transparent

>i have a shit attention span
I used to get so invested in games but now I can't because in my head I'm always somewhere else, wondering how I could be maximising my time and thereby using it inefficiently.
I think I need to take time off as a NEET and live without technology for a few months once uni's done.

Culinary things we did at home when I was growing up that I have later learned are unusual:

>have breakfast and dinner together as a family every day
>have at least two courses and dessert at every dinner
>eat fruit (including things like bananas) using fruit knife and fork
>on weekends / free days have only a very light breakfast in the early morning, followed a few hours later (~11) by a "proper" (second) breakfast