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CHELSEA vs BARCELONA - Official Match Thread #2
>messhit
rent free
>de chelshit
>this Barca soy dribbling
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHEELSEAAAAAAA
CHELSEA
MESSHIT
>Little Paul
>messhit
more like badalona haha
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Well Sup Forums I made it despite your directions
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18 minute semen slurp
>people think chelsea can win
Death to Sup Forums tqbhwy famalams
*slurp*
ez 2-0 win desu
>Barsoylona
>coutinho on the bench
dont mention it
barce are shit desu
EXCELLENT post.
That Messi guy is doing pretty good in this match
last 3 digits are the number of passes barca makes
fuck Sup Forums
>american attention span
>-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LET'S START THE SHOW
TORRES TORRES TORRES
he's cuptied you mong
he is not allowed to play for another team in the CL my american fren
anime?
How come Messi has declined hard while Ronaldo is still going stroing?
Ah steamed hams poster, I hope youre ready for an unforgettable luncheon
>based alonso trying to MURDER messi
>all these pointless passing
How do people watch barca games
How do you pronounce Tiémoué Bakayoko?
What a boring fucking sport it's still 0-0? Wtf? a basketball game would be like 60-55 right now...
El americano señores
He’s cup tied
is messi injured? i havent seen him yet.
if ronaldo played for barca, he'd score 75 goals a season
messi is a shit systembabby who has conned the world into thikning he's any good, carried by his world class midfield
what's the point of the whole cup-tied thing? these are all professionals. why can't qtinho play?
good post la
>barca are a counter attacking team now
any acestream links fellas?
>play home game
>park the bus
Hate this meme.
fat education
what was Morata talking to Giroud about?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
>tfw you will never be as chad as Kim
42nd for sub on Morata
Yes
BASED
Nig ger
Is Messi the next big superstar?
AH YES
AH YES
Ordered some pizzas, a kebab ppizza and a cannibal pizza, delivery fag was 45 minutes late. pizzas are cold he gives me a bottle of wine to apologize
instead of complaining I said that it was alright.
then I look at the pizza boxes and one of the boxes doesn't have the fidelity points printed on it. AH YES got screwed again!
Timothy Barker-Yolkington
Tiimoo Baka-yoko
>Christensen
SHOOK
last 2 digits of this post determine the minutes until the mental midget scores
>Christensen
>tfw no car
messi is literally just a faster younger iniesta
What are they watching?
I love the way Barca play but recently they've had a lo of possession and have struggled to actually get a goal in, especially in the 1st half
acestream://030e291290947596f66cf6001c09e611035bd32d
>shitstensen
Penaldo even has the handicap of playing with Benzema
Chelsea has as many nigs as a basketball team desu
yes yes
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“These seats are pretty comfy, so I guess that’s a plus”
>christians
Anime. Also fuck Sup Forums, Sup Forums is dead.
Christensen is such an overrated mong.
Never forget how bad he was vs Roma.
>loaning Deulofeu and getting an ineligible overrated hue
Somehow this doesn't feel any more stressful than a regular Sunday noon match against West Brom would
Cup tied m8. Already played in the CL with Liverpool so he can't play for Barca until next season
>pretending to be le big english club
>playing like a third division club with all the players at the back
>tfw ywn return to young Messi days
Not fair.
DUMB WHITE CUNT FUCK OFF
>Barca's pointless passes
>Chellshit parkig the bus at home
Can't both these teams just get eliminated already
>ywn be a dictator
>ywn gather your harem and military generals to watch the CL
Why live?
Okay thats IT! I must report you to the police!
>cannibal pizza
Spit-roasting Chantelle Fox in a Mayfair hotel
Barça got weaker and weaker since 2009
Madrid only got stronger, if CR7 played for Chelsea he'd have 1/3 of his numbers
yes, yes... great post
Everyone in that room looks genuinely excited to be there.
To stop the richest from just buying out their opposition in the middle of the season.
conte should put hazard on tbqh
but user, thats NOW
>Christians
Giroud will slaughter these manlets
Christensen is the present and future of Chelsea
>Christensen
Who the fuck is this? When have the Danish ever been good at football?
caballero crédulo español
LEAVE ANDREAS ALONE
Never thought of that. Excellent commentary
How is this thread moving so fast?
The match is a borefest.