CHELSEA vs BARCELONA - Official Match Thread #2

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>messhit

rent free

>de chelshit

>this Barca soy dribbling

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHEELSEAAAAAAA


CHELSEA

MESSHIT

>Little Paul
>messhit

more like badalona haha

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Well Sup Forums I made it despite your directions

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18 minute semen slurp

>people think chelsea can win

Death to Sup Forums tqbhwy famalams

*slurp*

ez 2-0 win desu

>Barsoylona

>coutinho on the bench

dont mention it

barce are shit desu

EXCELLENT post.

That Messi guy is doing pretty good in this match

last 3 digits are the number of passes barca makes

fuck Sup Forums

>american attention span

>-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LET'S START THE SHOW

TORRES TORRES TORRES

he's cuptied you mong

he is not allowed to play for another team in the CL my american fren

anime?

How come Messi has declined hard while Ronaldo is still going stroing?

Ah steamed hams poster, I hope youre ready for an unforgettable luncheon

>based alonso trying to MURDER messi

>all these pointless passing
How do people watch barca games

How do you pronounce Tiémoué Bakayoko?

What a boring fucking sport it's still 0-0? Wtf? a basketball game would be like 60-55 right now...

El americano señores

He’s cup tied

is messi injured? i havent seen him yet.

if ronaldo played for barca, he'd score 75 goals a season

messi is a shit systembabby who has conned the world into thikning he's any good, carried by his world class midfield

what's the point of the whole cup-tied thing? these are all professionals. why can't qtinho play?

good post la

>barca are a counter attacking team now

any acestream links fellas?

>play home game
>park the bus
Hate this meme.

fat education

what was Morata talking to Giroud about?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>tfw you will never be as chad as Kim

42nd for sub on Morata

Yes

BASED

Nig ger

Is Messi the next big superstar?

AH YES

AH YES

Ordered some pizzas, a kebab ppizza and a cannibal pizza, delivery fag was 45 minutes late. pizzas are cold he gives me a bottle of wine to apologize

instead of complaining I said that it was alright.

then I look at the pizza boxes and one of the boxes doesn't have the fidelity points printed on it. AH YES got screwed again!

Timothy Barker-Yolkington

Tiimoo Baka-yoko

>Christensen
SHOOK

last 2 digits of this post determine the minutes until the mental midget scores

>Christensen

>tfw no car

messi is literally just a faster younger iniesta

What are they watching?

I love the way Barca play but recently they've had a lo of possession and have struggled to actually get a goal in, especially in the 1st half

acestream://030e291290947596f66cf6001c09e611035bd32d

>shitstensen

Penaldo even has the handicap of playing with Benzema

Chelsea has as many nigs as a basketball team desu

yes yes

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“These seats are pretty comfy, so I guess that’s a plus”

>christians

Anime. Also fuck Sup Forums, Sup Forums is dead.

Christensen is such an overrated mong.

Never forget how bad he was vs Roma.

>loaning Deulofeu and getting an ineligible overrated hue

Somehow this doesn't feel any more stressful than a regular Sunday noon match against West Brom would

Cup tied m8. Already played in the CL with Liverpool so he can't play for Barca until next season

>pretending to be le big english club
>playing like a third division club with all the players at the back

>tfw ywn return to young Messi days

Not fair.

DUMB WHITE CUNT FUCK OFF

>Barca's pointless passes
>Chellshit parkig the bus at home

Can't both these teams just get eliminated already

>ywn be a dictator
>ywn gather your harem and military generals to watch the CL

Why live?

Okay thats IT! I must report you to the police!

>cannibal pizza

Spit-roasting Chantelle Fox in a Mayfair hotel

Barça got weaker and weaker since 2009
Madrid only got stronger, if CR7 played for Chelsea he'd have 1/3 of his numbers

yes, yes... great post

Everyone in that room looks genuinely excited to be there.

To stop the richest from just buying out their opposition in the middle of the season.

conte should put hazard on tbqh

but user, thats NOW

>Christians

Giroud will slaughter these manlets

Christensen is the present and future of Chelsea

>Christensen
Who the fuck is this? When have the Danish ever been good at football?

caballero crédulo español

LEAVE ANDREAS ALONE

Never thought of that. Excellent commentary

How is this thread moving so fast?

The match is a borefest.