What the hell is Disney trying to teach kids here?

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If you're ugly you will die alone

Ugly freaks don't deserve to be loved.

That's true though.

Don't have unrealistic expectations.

Could have been worse, in the book he watches her burn to death and then dies hugging her corpse in a graveyard.

I know.

It's a good lesson.

Prep the White Bull.

What in the fuck Disney?

Exactly. That's why they are teaching it.

We've all been there desu

you've been in a graveyard hugging a charred corpse?

Chad always wins

That the world is cruel, the world is wicked

The unwanted don't get or deserve love :(

Freaks should be aborted because their lives will be full of pain and suffering

who hasn't?

That would have been metal.
Was Frollo justified?

Frollo did nothing wrong because he wanted to abort him

Well he scored in sequel a blind girl

that would have just turned him into a well goblin

Why couldn't Disney make a movie about that?

Missed opportunity desu.

only blind girls will get with non-Chads

Anyone would choose Captain Phasma over Quasimodo. That's not limited to gender, if esmeralda was a gay man, he would have choose captain phasma too.

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>this would have been metal
You sound like a fag

Anyone remember the game Super Hunchback on the Game boy? Shit was hard as fuck

Gypsy women can't be trusted.

That depends on the adaptation
Disney version teaches that beta men should accept their place, and that they shouldn't spend the rest of their lives being angry that women chose alpha men over them.

The original version teaches however, that beta men are simply pathetic and will never learn their lessons. Even after she's dead, even after all she's done, he wastes his time, his life "waiting" for her at the grave until he dies.

It really depends on what you're looking for.

>it's the bitch's fault if she gives you a boner and rejects you
Talk about movies that wouldn't get made today.
youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg

I wish i learned this then and there, would have saved me a lot of trouble.

I remember the first time watching this, i was like, what the hell??? This is a Disney movie! Damnnnn!

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>Quasimodo gets THIS
I have never watched the seruel, what the fuck is this shit? Is she mentally retarded or something?
She doesnt even look like she has any gypsy genes.

>Beta cucks ITT sympathizing with the freak
Oh come the fuck on, why is he in love with an attractive woman instead of an ugly fat chick ? ugly people have the same biases as attractive people but on top of that they are hypocrites
Moral of the story is not to feel sorry for the ugly/poor/stupid because under their sad humble facades they are horrible people.

I would agree with you on principle but if I remember right:
Quasimodo develops feelings for Esmeralda because she treats him like a human being even after she discovered that he is not wearing a mask.
Her being beautiful obviously plays a part.
Heaven's Light lyrics:
But suddenly an angel has smiled at me
And kissed my cheek without a trace of fright
I dare to dream that she
Might even care for me

he gets the better girl in the sequel

Typical beta cuck falling in love with the first girl who talks to him, the moral of the story is the same, dont be nice to people that dont deserve it.

Have a little sympathy with the guy, he was basically locked away his entire life and even began talking to statues.

Reality.

user, you probably don't even have a soul

You'll get cucked in the future and wonder why

The moral of the story is that Quasi could overcome his boner for Esmeralda and grow the fuck up while it killed Frolo. It has nothing to do with being beta or a chad or whatever

>SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

someone shoop nostradamus as will or will as nostradamus

He's the bad guy, and you're supposed to see his flawed logic

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