ITT movies that are stupid and awesome at the same time

ITT movies that are stupid and awesome at the same time.

Pic related.

i fapped to it for like 5 minutes and turned it off. One of the most boring shitfests ever put on film.

Probably the worst movie I've yet to see. I fell asleep.

This was a steaming pile of anime-waifu-tier, fanservice garbage with no real plot and just a loli looking protagonist who spends half the film trying not to get fucking raped or killed. If you enjoyed this, you are a retard.

I agree.

I like this film. I think it's interesting that it only really works if both the asylum and fantasy land are true at the same time. It's probably Snyder's best film, for whatever that's worth.

Jena Malone was HOT

I wanted to like it but it was boring. Bad action, bad visuals.

Mila Jovovich is my go to dumb-action gal.

I love these stupid fucking movies
they're like a masterclass in retardation, and with each movie they try to make it even more stupid its amazing

said no one ever

her short hair ruins it

Her short hair was HOT

The only time I watch this movie is while high as hell, and its seemed to work out for me so far.

>he fapped to the depressing montage of the main girl killing her stepdad


???

Pacific Rim

>That fat female cuck awkwardly smiling on the side


I feel bad.

>penn jillette in the middle

Sucker Punch is KINO.

Don't let plebs try to convince you otherwise.

Wanted

Charlies Angels 2

So over the top it becomes something else

Pretty sure Zack synder has shills on Sup Forums.

Possibly the worst movie I've ever sat through, and that itself was a huge chore. It's the biggest reason I don't take anyone celebrating Zack Snyder seriously

I feel like there doll to human ratio is all fucky. Do they share?

Also the Underworld series

>Sucker Punch
>Awesome

Um

At least they were hot, in any case

Just that one autist who literally starts all the threads.

There seems to be too many people defending CA BLUE TONE LMAO man for it to be just one guy, sadly.

>Checked
I couldn't even turn my brain off hard enough to enjoy it. Theres one scene in the beginning where she's running in slow motion but you can tell shes having a hard time moving in the skin tight vinyl outfit.
I mean no one appreciates vinyl catsuit more than me, but its just so embarasing looking. Like was that the best take?

The problem is that they were hot in that incredibly trashy way where you have to ask yourself why you aren't just watching porn

>literally all actresses anyone says are "hot"

Its one guy, and a few others joining in for the lulz.
His autistic posting style and using the same embarasing arguments and buzzwords outs him pretty badly.
Everyone else is just playing aling for the lulz.

Why couldn't Insheepction been like this?

I could watch any of the action scenes, in any order. They were based around songs right? Like if an artist came together with a director and made a series of action shorts for their album, this would be great. But as a movie it's awful.

I hope you're right. It's quite scary to think people can think anything Zack as done to be 'kino'. He ruins good source material.

In english doc!

Every shot of that movie is fucking stupid but the mythology and heirarchy of the vampires was interesting enough to keep me coming back and I realize I'm in the minority for thinking that.

Me on the left

Gas yourselves, plebs.

I'm havin a hearty giggle at all the salty snyder haters in this thread

>but the mythology and heirarchy of the vampires was interesting enough to keep me coming back and I realize I'm in the minority for thinking that.
I know that feel, bro.

Yeah, I dont mean to shit on it. Just wasn't for me (outside of jerking it to kate in a catsuit).

>he didn't

!!!

The first one is actually decent

Equilibrium

I unironically love this movie. Everything is so retarded, it's so fun

Zack Snyders only good movie is 300. His visual style is overreliant on CGI, a technology that only looks good in motion with a lot of blur.

Good action scenes need both fast action and slower moments to build tension, which Snyder achieves by the use of slow motion. In 300 this works because there aren't very many moving parts, it looks artful with the silhouettes and the shining red capes. Compare this to the slow motion in sucker punch, while it does slow down the action it turns it into a nauseating experience with clutter abound and seemingly nonsensical slow motion sequences.

I believe he should move away from superhero movies and more into action scenes where the terrain is more monotone, like in medieval movies or historic epics.

save the middle they all look the same.
everyone but that one guy with the more expensive looking one probably all had a little communal workshop in one of their basements and used the same pillow cases and cotton balls.

Zack Watches Anime: The Movie

yep. that's a perfect definition of sucker punch.

a must watch, just for the visual spectacle.

It's unforgivable.

it's a meme, you dip

I unironically like these movies, nice food for thought of what you'd do to survive, what you're taking for granted and thinking up your own traps

Suckerpunch must have been a parody of the modern action and was intentionally bad.

Zack "kino" Snyder would never make something so intentionally garbage.

Unironically agreed.

I hate movies that do this because they always fail to milk those outfits for their sexiness. Like that slut who wore the latex outfit in the Watchmen. Great outfit but absolutely zero fapworthy scenes or angles.

What the ass?
Is this real?

I went back to watch this again amidst the bvs shitposting shitstorm, it's not really awesome, in fact it's surprisingly boring

Yep, she did an """artistic""" semi-nude photoshoot for some fashion magazine. The rest of the pictures aren't quite as hot because most of them have her wearing some ridiculous hats or clothes

It's the ultimate litmus test. Only true patricians get it.

Praise Snyder

:)

Every freshman philosophy major's favorite film

is that the movie with the goose?