Is Italy Nordic? Here my nuts are freezing

Is Italy Nordic? Here my nuts are freezing.

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yes

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only Sicilians

Fortunately no

>Americucks not welcome
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! It was our turn! OUR TURN!

That s*mali's head isn't lightbulb shaped enough

This

lel I remember these threads

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_southern_Italy

yes, giv clay

>we can all get along despite distances and different cultures
What more can you ask of the master race?

*murders 77 people*

*splits into several small countries*

*burns a church*

*chimps out and turn into Franco when states get tired of your poverty*

*invent the cheese slicer*

Yes!

*create Nordic colonies in ur land and act like arrogant assholes to you*

*Larps as a nordic druid in France*

>It hasnt been even 1 day and Italy is already trying to take sweedens place just like they took theirs in the worldcup
Gross

We have to move on.

*LITERALLY who are you*

Bjorn I'm your father.

Nice try, but my ancestors settled sicily, so I'm more Italian than you and thus probably your dad

my wife's son

*we wuzzes*

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

É già arrivata la neve da voi?

Damn. Used to go hike in Canazei all the time when i was a young boy. I like Ortisei better but still fabulous, hope your balls shatter on the ground.

>it's hotter in Norway
It just don't make sense

We are becoming nord and your are becoming meds ahahahahha.

This is what we get for memeing too hard. A cruel fate.

porcamadonna si

wow, so rude

hello Nordic brother (o^∀^)

>King Roger

Blame the high king Varg.

Who /nordic/ here?

>polish literature

Pretty sure he don't believe in climate change. Then again, maybe all those Nordic bonfires near Italy fucked you up

Taras caput mundi

>yfw lowest temperature recorded in nordic countries and Italy

Sweden −52.6 °C
Finland −51.5 °C
Norway −51.4 °C
Italy −49.6 °C
Estonia −43.5 °C
Latvia −43.2 °C
Lithuania −42.9 °C
Iceland −37.9 °C
Denmark −31.2 °C

Fucking Danes hoarding all that sun at winter

You sure? I'm fairly certain Finnmark, the northernmost province experience up to -70 during the relatively rare shock colds according to our papers

>You sure?
I copypasted from wikipedia

Might have been an national average. Wouldn't be surprised if a few Italian alpine villages have hit harder than -50 during extreme winters too

record
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_weather_records

Yeah, they mention that it's only officially measured temps, so remote locations (which usually would suffer worse, hench remote) isn't necessarily included. But it's all conjuring from me. Maybe the coldest temps hasn't been over what was stated for all I know.

>Iceland
>not so icy

Sweden -52.6°C
Finland -51.5°C
Norway -51.4°C
Italy -49.6°C
Austria -47.1°C
Germany -45.9°C
Estonia -43.5°C
Latvia -43.2°C
Lithuania -42.9°C
Bosnia and Herzegovina -42.5°C
Belarus -42.2°C
Czech Republic -42.2°C
Ukraine -41.9°C
Switzerland -41.8°C
France -41.0°C
Poland -41.0°C
Slovakia -41.0°C
Serbia -39.5°C
Romania -38.5°C
Bulgaria -38.3°C
Iceland -37.9°C
Croatia -35.5°C
Moldova -35.5°C
Hungary -35.0°C
Slovenia -34.5°C
Macedonia -31.5°C
Denmark -31.2°C
Belgium -30.1°C
Spain -30.0°C
Greece -27.8°C
Netherlands -27.4°C
United Kingdom -27.2°C
Ireland -19.1°C
Portugal -16.0°C
Malta +1.4°C
>Italy is 4th

Look at me, I'm nord now.

On the contrary we have one of the hottest temperatures of Europe aswell
Making Italy have the biggest temperature range of Europe

>Coldtugal

>Malta
more like Melta am i right

Back to plebbit

You guys are alright. You should invade our general and teach those neets about being cool

No, nordic countries can get into world cup

>Poland

????

>getting along