His ex-wife considers him her best friend. As does his current wife. His daughters love him Every actress that works with him immediately stops paying attention to the other males. Women adore him. Even the other males, while noticing the lack of female attention on themselves, enjoy the positive energy he brings to any project and they consider him both a friend and the lead voice for any concerns Even nerds love him. He's inspired decades worth of kids to get fit. He's the highest paid actor in Hollywood. He's the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger of this generation of films.
>He's the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger of this generation of films.
Not even fucking close.
Ayden Johnson
He's got a dumb looking egg head
Asher Long
he wont come out of the closet because it would hurt his mother
Robert Turner
Imagine being the one guy The Rock makes fun of on set.
That's like being the one guy that's the butt of Sean Connery's (in his prime) or Clint Eastwood's (in his prime) jokes. Imagine.
Imagine if you were the butt of The Rock's jokes all day every day on set, and you dedicated your entire life towards making nerds look tougher. And now you have taken a journey back in time where the popular jock (the worst kind of jock, the Likeable Jock) starts cracking jokes at your expense while the entire rest of the film staff and cast join in on the laughter.
Imagine being Vin.
Angel Baker
>He's the modern day Arnold Schwarzenegger of this generation of films. Arnie was much more of a cunt and you know it one and a half hours of Pumping Iron told us that And yet I like Arnie better
Justin Morris
Who is the most likable guy in Hollywood?
If you, your waifu (Daddario, Emma Watson, Audrey Hepburn in her prime, Jessica Biel) and The Rock were placed on a deserted island for just a week would your waifu end up liking you more than him.
Be honest, Sup Forums.
Jordan Miller
Do you think Arnold would make fun of you on set if he was forced to be around you?
Arnold seemed to always have good jokes.
Gabriel Perez
yes, all the time I'd imagine a slightly toned down version of >louis, you're looking small today just because he's not doing it for any goal
Luke Morales
Tom Hanks
Thomas Sanchez
>bald >not white >bad actor
Jackson Flores
If an user was forced to work with Arnold in his prime when his banter was at its peak, they would commit suicide after hour long crying sessions in their lonely Hollywood apartment.
Lucas Nelson
And you forgot the final line:
Vin Diesel hates him.
Jose White
>you dedicated your entire life towards making nerds look tougher
Is he a legit nerd? I vaguely remember a few stories.
Andrew James
kek
Nolan Martinez
And Vin is the only one on Earth that does. Imagine how alone he must feel, knowing everyone he works with sees him as the problem. Once a nerd, always a nerd.
Grayson Hall
He farted on someone's face on the production of some crap movie, the ones made in the 00s.
Sebastian Evans
>you don't eeven lift weiights user >how do you get any gurls user >look at yuo you're so zmall
Alexander Fisher
He got big later in life but a jock can reveal those nerd wounds again at anytime. Sounds like that's what happened.
Grayson Myers
isn't his best friend some manlet from the body building days?
Andrew King
Can't draw a dime.
Daniel Price
Imagine slowly being cucked out of your own franchise by the guy you hate the most
Jace Price
Not really, he'd probably just do impressions of user every day. And the entire crew would laugh their ass off at user.
Lincoln Hill
Legit D&D nerd
Where do you think Riddick comes from? that's his OC.
Even played with the old lady on set.
Dominic Baker
He's into Vidya and DND. He wrote a foreword for a DND book I believe.
Ryder Miller
Dude loves Dungeons and Dragons and anime.
Leo Hernandez
What if Jonah Hill and Vin Diesel combined nerd beta powers? Beta uprising when?
Michael Thomas
Oh god, he should've just faded into the shadows.
Jace Parker
>Superman/Lex Luthor reationship
Vin goes full Lex when
Nathaniel Sanchez
>Fucking Hawaiian >Wish Paul was here >They don't even have D&D on the movie set, damn filthy plebs
Julian Green
Who has it worse, Vin or Jonah?
Jonah Hill's own friends make fun of him.
Christopher Harris
I've never heard Arnie do an impression
Dominic Gonzalez
Paul walker was the glue, so with him being dead rock and vin dont get along anymore only now no one is there to patch it all up
Daniel Gomez
His character in The Last Witch hunter is literally a D&D character he rolled
I wasn't a fan of his (never watched anything with him in it) until I watched Pain & Gain. I think he's fucking hilarious. He's a great dead-pan actor, and seems like a chill, likeable guy not afraid to take the piss outta himself.
Nothing mean to say about him other than that he is overexposed. I'm getting sick of seeing him everywhere I look. He will be in 5+ movies a year (all shit), a couple of tv shows, be on every late night talk show, be releasing apps, be on the cover of every "mens health" magazine, be "trending" on youtube every month, be shilling big dawg Roman on WWE once a year, and be tweeting and instagramming 100x a day.
I used to think "the rock is so charismatic, he should be in more movies" and now he is plus some and I'm starting to regret what I wished for.
He also said he wouldn't rule out running for president one day. Fuck that. America doesn't need another celebrity hoping to fulfill their god complex with the presidency. The guy has never said a single political thing in his career and suddenly he is considering running? I thought it was because he "knew his role and shut his mouth" but turns out he was just acting like another cautious, spineless, noncommittal politician.
Levi Rogers
We'll never have another Arnie, we have to accept that. Hollywood doesn't want one either, they want to diversify their actors so if one fails they have three more. Who are the closest ones we have now? Tom Cruise is getting old and lots of people won't watch him out of principle. Chris Pratt isnt an Arnie tier draw and Fassbender isn't either. There will never be a cultural icon like a Schwarzenegger or a Stallone again
Matthew Flores
I have nothing bad to say about him, he seems like a really sweet guy. I don't like all of his movies, but there are enough shitty people in Hollywood. Why would I want to shit on one of the good ones?
Benjamin Taylor
>I used to think "the rock is so charismatic, he should be in more movies" and now he is plus some and I'm starting to regret what I wished for.
He needs to been in solid action films like that revenge flick. He's in too many comedys.
Kevin Martinez
You should watch central intelligence. I love the humor in that one. The tooth fairy was also pretty good.
Christian Sanders
Be fucking nerd Get shit kicked in Tired of being the butt monkey for every social group Suddenly start lifting Start getting sweet gains Still does drama club but they can't all you a loser anymore because you are bigger than them (FINALLY) Decades later, jocks are a distant nightmare Next film, bigger guy walks on set, great personality everyone loves him Former football player, jock all his life, women vying for his attention, dudes want to be his friend Bigger guy sense weakness, that beta body posture you have always had shows itself. Starts ribbing you, everyone starts laughing You are no longer the big guy on set You are that fucking nerd again The bigger guy just reset that clock
William Turner
I could see him do that
Colton Miller
Gets gassed 1 minute into his matches
Closeted
Carter Phillips
>Tom Cruise is getting old and lots of people won't watch him out of principle.
Stop getting your opinions from Sup Forums, no one cares that he's a scientologist anymore than they do that will Smith is one.
Aiden Thomas
Vin just can't catch a break
Ian Moore
when efron becomes the new rock, jonah hill will achieve his full potential
Angel Cook
Unlike Arnold in his prime, who has worked with verhoeven milius mctiernan and Cameron, the rock has no idea what makes a good action hero he doesn't have a single iconic character to his name despite his charm and charisma. When your idea of making an epic about Hercules is to make a cgi shitfest with Brett Ratner perhaps you do deserve to have more people saying mean things about you.
Evan Hughes
>will Smith is one
Isn't he a God-fearing christian?
Hudson Turner
>LUK AT ME, IM user. I JURK OFF TO CARTOON CHILD PORN AND CANT GIT LAYD. I WALK ALL SLUMPED OVER. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dominic Sanders
You should admire his work ethic, user.
Connor Reed
I will, haven't seen a comedy in months desu. I couldn't get into Southland Tales.
Tyler Martinez
The first still in your clip is from central intelligence. He's got a fanny pack in that movie
Gavin Young
>LUUK AT user SOME GURL BEND OVER AND HE GOT A HAARD ON
Joseph Anderson
lel no, he's right up there with Cruise and Travolta.
Sebastian Perez
Apparently he used to be, left around 2015.
Carter Ramirez
>THE ROCK >WIFE NIGGA HE GAY
ALSO A CHINK SELLOUT, SHOULD BE DEPORTED TO BEIJING WITH MATT DAMON
>decades later in the 2000s, user tries to assassinate Governor Arnie only to fail due to obese physique. Arnie's security opens fire, but the last thing user hears is Arnie's laughter echoing through user's head.
Ayden Robinson
He's based, and he's NOT a fucking sjw.
Lincoln Davis
Jack of all trades but master of none. Which is fine, he's going to have a good legacy regardless, but I wish he'd focus his energies more.
Chase Baker
Don't think he's actually going to run for president, he said that for the publicity. but who knows.
Zachary Flores
You're thinking of Triple H
Brandon Russell
Yeah, that was decent. He needs to make more before he gets to old.
Nicholas Carter
He doesn't have to be. Males only become SJWs when they need to increase their worth to women. He doesn't. He already has their attention.
Fun thing is, if a woman really likes a male, she will change her opinions to mirror his.
Austin Morgan
Too bad he hasn't been in one single good movie. I don't count the FF movies because they're trash for trash people. Otherwise you're correct
Wyatt Campbell
He's clearly a homosexual and all his "wives" are beards. That's why they're all still friends, because they were never lovers.
Lincoln Hill
I unironically think the rundown is kino
Luis Ross
Good point... I rephrase: he's NOT a virtue signaling faggot, like too other actors.
Blake Myers
IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEELL
Carter Martin
Not to mention random hosts on foreign talk shows.
Angel Brown
FIRST TWO POINTS ARE ABOUT HIS EX-WIFE AND CURRENT WIFE
>THE ROCK IS TOTALLY STRAIGHT GUYS! t. ROCKSHILL ASTROTURFER PAID BY THE WORD
Sup Forums SHILL DETECTOR IS THE STRONGEST ON THE INTERNET
Nolan Hernandez
Audrey would never love some hunky faggot. I'm fine
Jason Bell
>FIRST TWO POINTS ARE ABOUT HIS EX-BEARD AND CURRENT BEARD
Ftfy
Jack Hughes
So, OP, what you're saying is he's just like Robin Williams and we'll find him hung up on his bedroom closet door in a few more years, right?
Right?
Nolan King
She loved jocks. She wouldn't go for you. She wouldn't call you "Daddy".
William Barnes
Franco Columbu
Samuel Gray
He started his own game studio because he didn't want his Riddick games to be focus-group garbage
Luis Perry
>the rock cucks vin out of the riddick franchise oh no
Nicholas Hill
Pumping Iron was staged to large extents. The producers gave Arnie suggestions on how to be a douche in this particular scene, and the other bodybuilders also knew that was the angle. I don't think Lou or that Scandinavian guy whose towel Arnie hid had any resentments, they knew it was all part of trying to invent wrestling-type personas for the bodybuilders to make the story more interesting. The real story is, they all respected each other and ate and trained all day and then they showed off on a stage and Arnie won. Again. Doesn't sound so exciting with a little drama, does it?
Liam Wood
kek
The Rock was such a huge draw he parlayed into a movie career
Mick Foley didnt agree to so many chair shots in the head, taken in front of his family. Rock did them anyway.
Jeremiah Adams
The Rock was mainly a draw from 2000-2002, this has been confirmed by Dave Meltzer of Wrestling Observer Newsletter His star power in wrestling was badly hurt by his forays into Hollywood, if he hadn't left fully then he wouldn't have suffered along with everyone else in the company
Gavin Davis
>Finally have nice group of friends >We hang out, I introduce them to DnD and WoW we have fun together >Suddenly brown Chad Thundercock joins >Everyone insta loves him >Doesn't wants to play DnD because in his words "its nerdshit for virgins" >Everyone stops playing it too >Pen and paper replaced with nigthclubs and parties >I don't care I still have my best bro to play Wow with >He dies in an horrible accident >Mfw
Adrian Ramirez
At least Vin is buff and people actually like him. Nobody likes Jonah Hill
David Myers
Facially Vin Diesel is a 5 on a good day. Was he ever chosen as sexiest man alive??
Kayden Baker
The MAIN draw or a draw user?
The Rock was a draw from 1998 but not the MAIN draw till Austin left
Brock leaving in 2003 hurt the company more as it left them with very few draws and had to rely on midcarders like JBL and Guerrero to fill the gap (even though Guerrero proved to be a main draw for WWE Smackdown til Cena came into his own)
Eli Garcia
Seconded. Nerds never win. Get as big as you want bros, can't escape your genetic destiny.
Justin Anderson
He took this man's lifelong dream away from him
Brayden Cox
Vin Diesel is not a charismatic actor though. He was never going to win, nerd or not.
Eli Nguyen
I certainly do. I don't know how he does all the shit he does while still having time to workout 2hrs a day and be a good father/husband. He must sleep less than 6hrs per night and be on the worlds best TREN cycle.
Kevin Reed
Hey Kevin. Still upset about him calling you Big Daddy Bitch?
Dylan Gomez
>cycle
He's clearly on the juice year round. He does 5 movies a year plus press tours and he's always big. Do the math.
Aiden Campbell
You're using the mark definition of draw, I'm talking about people who actually put asses every 18 inches.
