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all me

>friends
???

Wonder what a dead body smells like?

Business idea: A new telly thing like Ross Kemp On, but instead of Ross Kemp it's Stormzy

skips

>the Weimar Republic was good
The Jews have lost the plot

The good shit
youtube.com/watch?v=XNnmfHPUl-U

gotta include the slashes you runt
how else should i search the catalogue

yank rorke

sue

good lad

anyone else know that feeling you get when you lack female companionship

bellends

yorke?

tbf democracy and vibrant doesnt intrinsically say anything positive or negative about it

REALLY craving prawn cocktail skips right now

Would endure Ben Shapiro's dreadfully boring conversations and nasally voice to have a chance to look upon the cutie that is his sister

then you'll love my penis

disgusting nose

Toil alarm is set

a daring synthesis

well since ive never had female companionship its hard to distinguish that feeling from life

fuck off nonce

this is normal in yankistan

>god damn it frank eating your drinks that's brilliant

would down that without a second thought

>tfw new gf lives in Chicago
>have to drive through black ghettos to get to her apartment.
>first time driving up to her apartment made a wrong turn through Gary
>unironically had a cop pull me over to ask me where i was going, only for him to escort me out of Gary

Those are positive words, vibrant implies that it was intense and enthusiastic. Democracy implies that was democratic when it was a Jewish oligarchy raping the corpse of the German people

bet it's delicious though

what the hell is a fluid ounce?

*checks your papers*

So Mr Rasheed, you and your 8 children are from a country that has never invented anything worthwhile and believes gang rape should be used as a judiciary punishment

*you nod*

Ahh very good, youll fit right in

*gives you a council house*

not quite sure why you believe this pertains to /brit/ nor why anyone would care
jog on

>2600 calories
>soy
>2.5 g of trans fat
grim

take the piss

problem?

any boss man in?

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*fährt gegen England*

Hammond Indiana

a fuild ounce is an ounce that can be converted into cash quickly, with minimal impact to the price received in the open market

>muh pol boogeyman

>US large: 946ml
>sane places large: 500ml

its actually quite hard for immigrants to get benefits.

>no crustaceans
dropped

it was a Semi-presidential representative federal republic for the majority of the time. Nowhere has a 100% repres democracy.

neither "intense" nor " enthusiastic" are intrinsically positive. intense means strong and enthusiastic means interested.

heroin addicts are intense and enthusiastic but their lifestyle still isn't positive.

>more than quarter kilo of sugar

brown hands typed these letters

love when tumblr girls talk openly about their fannies

I find it a trashy and uncouth

love when tumblr girls open their fannies

fuck my dick fat seps

>the virgin sip
>the chad gulp

find vaginas wholly unappealing

>1$ donated for juvenile diabetes research for each one sold
The test subjects pay for themselves.

>Slogan: "Freedom of Choice"
Can't make it up.

just woke up lads

millie bobby brown

love the opposite gender simple as

could stammer any one of these polycarbonate runts swiftly

oh my days fuck off you shitskin cretins

no one here likes yanks or wants to see your shite unfunny posts

Don't understand why one would consume something so unhealthy that isn't even nice. There's plenty of unhealthy stuff that's really delicious-baked pain au chocolat, bacon etc

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*bombs the tirpitz*

Nice pavement.

here I am at a famous school, I'm dressin sharp and I'm actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

Love women
Hate vaginas

STILL cannot embed these short youtube links

>ah needs mah gallon a'soda
amerifats are disgusting

hiked here

jog on draft cunt

>oh my days fuck off you shitskin cretins
>no one here likes yanks or wants to see your shite unfunny posts

you need locking up

the gf

support BRITISH actors

the underage is awake I see

Are you telling me that ireland doesnt have any cobbled streets?

dont think that was the implication

im old enough for millie brown to be my daughter

t. the 30 year old virgin who somehow thinks this is a good thing

based

yeah really
just imagine

honestly dislike the middleman minorities more than i do golliwogs

we will never be never be anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks

didn't watch the vid, just hovered over the link

a 16 year old should be able to have sex with a 15 year old.

y/n?

No just hands who bothered reading the government policies/laws around immigration when he saw it being discussed in the media.

26 actually, and just got done with your mom
fuck off to class you pathetic little shit

they love posting in /brit/ yet hate discussing British culture

just go away you far cunts

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fig. 1, the yank woman

age of consent is 14 in germany

Are they married?

tell em lad

vile nonce bastard

fatty

some cobbles resemble potatoes too closely lad. can't have swathes of micks on all fours gnashing drunkenly at the ground. nowhere near enough dentists.

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YOU dont discuss british culture. you discuss americans because youre an obsessed runt. shut the fuck up

>ameriblobs have to be POURED into their cars

hooting

love it when people say "ohh M&S and Waitrose food is just so much NICER!"

yeah no shit mate, it's got shitloads more salt, sugar and additives in it. it's not rocket science.

lidl got the new peng stuff lads

>ostrich steaks
>duck breasts
>salted caramel filled ring donuts
>these caramel buns

peng

thoughts on the hundred years war? england was pretty out of line imo