/brit/

hate myself and want to die edition

/balt/

tr/

wore a sweater with navy iconography my mom bought me since she works at a base last night. a LOT more girls than normal made eye contact with me. felt like a stolen valor fag. think i may have fucked it not going into the military after highschool

>night worker

err no thanks I like having a functional brain

*squashes you*

reverse posting at the end of thread by yank

hello friends

Kacy

mamma help me i've been cursed
death is rolling in every verse

millie

Abigail

NEEDS to be blacked.

get out nonce

shitting out me arse

need one hit wonder that finances the rest of my life me

Terrible fucking thread so far

Where are all the Brits? It’s full of third worlders in here

toil

the gf (male)

>£10.73/hr for a night shift

grim

alri lads what trim should i get?

giz a fUCKEN JOB

*licks lips at that wage*

what the fuck kind of grocery story is this haha

I like how they always have a fringe because they're clearly balding

Black and Arabic sex gods fuck European women while euro "men" stay inside and masturbate, play video games, and shitpost on anonymous image boards

hides the man-brow too

i work nights and its piss easy. move one object from A to B, then take an hours break, then do the next, then a half hour break, then do the next, then done.

then go home and cry myself to sleep because tfw no gf.

Had a fucking weird dream last night lads

Dreamt I was shagging my best mate from primary school I haven’t even seen him since primary school. In my dream he’d had a sex change operation and I was shagging “it” and then realised it was my mate

is $4600/m prior to taxes low for a software man?

ebin quads
it's the same at my work, the only shitty nights are when my supervisor is in and I have to "look busy"

hate BLACKED posting. hate YES posting. hate Amerigoblin posting. hate fedoraposting. hate brainlet posting. love gimmicks. love action posting.

not a nonce

in america yes

a fast-growing one with a culture of working extra hard

most of us are working 48hrs/week, we really have the barebones amount of staff and we have to make up for that by meeting unrealistic targets and working our absolute cunts off

it's an incredibly pressured and shit working environment 2bh but they pay a bit more for what is essentially monkeywork so it keeps me there

hate you

why the fuck are you asking /brit/ if american wages are good? Are you just trying to gloat about a job offer you got?

i get a ride with my supervisor, hes a chill dude.

i say an hours break but its basically a case of waiting until the next delivery arrives which is usually like an hour after we finish the first, then half an hour after the second.

so breaks aren't exactly timewasting

>my best mate from primary school
'

what could possibly motivate such a culture of work ethic at a grocery

genuinely loathe foreigners i have no idea why i come to Sup Forums

/brit/ is an anarcha-feminist general

why is racism considered an objective wrong these days

went to morrisons today and I saw this hulking great big ~6'7 tranny
had to contain my laughter

ate a pizza with jalapenos and pepperoni last night and had an upset tummy this morning.
think the food being too spicy for wypipo meme is actually true

fantastic image honestly

youve probably grown dependent on it through habit
get some hobbies

i hate myself

poo nigger

it's a bit rude to make fun of others because of things they can't control
it'd be like making fun of you for being an autist, very mean

I AM the 56%

racism is my objective

you wouldn't cut it at aldi then 2bh, we get 8 hours for 3 or 4 of us to work maybe 60 massive pallets of mixed products, scan through all of the waste from the previous day and then do a full tidy of the entire store which means making sure every box is perfectly straight, every box looks full etc

it's never enough time and you always end up staying late

was in my local noodle bar and saw this trap. looked cute from behind but then i saw the front and found out they were male. still thought they were cute after the revelation was revealed 2bh.

maritime union won't let anyone crew ''ferry mcferryface''
bit sad, wanted to go down and have a look

how soon until can you start applying elsewhere?

when a yank says "jump" the leaf asks "how high?"

eating some hummus

money

aldi pays more than the others it's their whole thing

u sound lazy

my first post itt, what's up british bros

>my oc made it onto the OP

nice

depressing.

dont like arabic people

Got a job interview at sainsburys tomorrow at 9am! How fucking early do they want to make it Jesus Christ

It’s only a shitty job until the end of December aswell, want to end it ASAP

>how fucking early
start of working day u croissant

swede posters used to be alright till the sweden yes meme
now they're all so timid and weird

Lazy? M8 I'm one of the hardest working people at the place

...

na

>sweden yes meme
shit meme pushed by yanks

sounds pretty cool actually, money's probably the best motivator there is to do a proper job

if you work there you'll be in earlier. Supermarkets open at around 8 for the breakfast runs

it's depressing yeah, haven't done nights since the summer but now i've got 2 weeks in a row

>talking to girl
>going out together semi-regularly
>relationship very much on the cards
>she annoys me a tiny bit on Wednesday
>almost a week later and I'm still harbouring a grudge to the point where I'm just looking for an excuse to shut her down and tell her to fuck off
think i've got problems lads

Depends where you live, in cali you might as well live on the streets, but in wisconsin you're swell yank

anime

this is from Louis Theroux's Transgender Kids

6mths

is this your first job? then it's ok

nah not really because the majority of the stories were actually true. Its political class and media are a joke

was gonna buy a £500 ereader but i bought 2 used nook simple touches for £15 each instead.

does exactly the same job more or less.

Yeah I’ll be starting at 4am but my sleep schedule is nowhere near adjusted to waking up at 7am to get there for 9 right now

christ what an abomanation

watching Louis Theroux - Transgender Kids

glad you put lei feng in there, makes me crack up every time

There's also good progression opportunities, almost all of the current management team started as store assistants.

And I'll be the next one making the step up soon. I'll get management experience on my CV for a year or so and then I'll fuck off I reckon.

ye
nope

after how many pints would you be ready to give moni a hard bumming?

...

remember doing sainsburys warehouse work when i was at 6th form college. used to open the doughnut and cake mixtures that went to the bakery for them to bake and dip my dirty hand in, have a taste.

that's not lei feng it's the guy doing the chinky eyes in the football crowd

>have a good business idea
>have £40k of capital to invest
>still a chance I could fail

if you had one chance, would you take it /brit/? or let it go?

*8 mile starts playing*

Pooey wee bum! arsey tits on my smeggy knob

How do we stop Italian women from breeding with morrocan men?

I didnt make the Sgt Peppers, just one of the gimmicks that's on it

you arrive in america

TAKE THE PISS

not a single good yank post so far this thread

you know most business people don't take risks. they just have a desirable scenario and a less desirable (but manageable) one.

is that fred flintstone tattoo'd on his gut? cant work it out

wish the cuck yank would fuck off
sick to death of reading his shite every day