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Alright /who/, give me your craziest Doctor Who fan theories

wet waifu

Dubs confirm the first Doctor rumour is false. It will be McGann

Rory is the Master, crasy fan-theory that was confirmd in show

The Morbius faces were in fact the Doctor, he was given "free" regenerations (and so was every other soldier) during the wars on Gallifrey (mentioned in Silver Nemesis) that didn't count towards the limit.

All the companions are past incarnations of the Doctor

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shit i meant

All?

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Yeah, it would be hilarious if that wasn't a production error, Moffat's just been saving that plot element for S10, when Rory comes back.

holy shit
turn on bbc one
i'm crying
poor matt

Everyone is an incarnation of the doctor
It's like a one-electron universe.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

One day this will be true and /who/ will lose its shit

Fuck, do you think he'll still have an acting career?

What? He was immortal.

Ian didn't really destroy the DARDIS at the end of The Chase. That's why there are conflicting stories about young Babs and Ian and old Babs and Ian both being seen in the early 21st century.

HOLY SHIT
IT'S REAL THIS TIME
TURN ON CBBC
I'M CRYING
POOR MR.SMITH

All the gallifreyans are actually just one person who travelled in time a lot

I-I need you..

kek

Did you hear that Anthony Ainley died? I'm literally crying right now. :'(

Will we ever get a follow up to SJA?

New series of SJA audios from Big Finish, with Nick Briggs doing Sarah Jane's voice.

wait what

and yet it'll somehow still be better than his Eccleston

War Chief is the Master

>doctor leaves her in the wrong part of london
>starts beating dog on the head with a tennis racket

Remind me why people like this bitch

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Stop talking about our mom like that ;_;

How do you go from this...

...to this?

Worst tripfag

...to this?

Increasingly shitty writing

Yes

I...AM...

What is canon?

Everything is canon

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Alternatively, nothing is canon

..TO THIS???

Classic Who, the VNAs, the VMAs, the EDAs, the PDAs, Big Finish and NuWho, Dimensions in Time, Curse of the Fatal Death, SJA, Torchwood, Class, K9 & Company, the Benny VNAs, the Benny Audios, Faction Paradox, Iris Wildthyme, Time Hunter, Miranda, Senor 105, The Auton Trilogy, The Mindgame Trilogy, P.R.O.B.E, Cyberon, Shakedown, Downtime, Wartime, The Austrailian K9 series, The Audiovisuals, Lethbridge-Stewart, Erimem, Vienna, Kaldor City, The Minister of Chance, the BF Short Trips, The Telos Novellas, The NSAs and a Fix with Sontarans

oh for fucksake Moffat, you dumb CUNT

The Pilot's villain is some technology gone wrong causing a menace.

Smile's villain is some technology gone wrong causing a menace.

WTF? Does he really not understand how many times the show has told that story?

I like that Mindgame Trilogy is canon, but Mindgame isn't.

Only this

This might be a shock but most Doctor Who stories are not original.

Only this

It was Aberdeen.

Not even memeing, they should revive this - Just a series a about grumpy cyborg aliens getting into shenanigans

Just wait for the weed to wear off I guess

HOLY SHIT
TURN ON BBC NEWS
THEY SAY RTD IS ON SET
FILMING A MINISODE
I'M CRYING
POOR MATT

If you could have a Doctor Who crossover episode with whatever you wanted [Any show, movie, videogame, etc], what crossover would you want to see?

Watersportsgate is real guys

OH I'M SORRY I SKIPPED OVER SOME SUB-PAR BBV, FFUCK OFFERINO OFCOUSRE ITS NOT CANON, FUCK OFF< DID YOU LIVE THROUGH THE WILDERNESS YEARS user???/ DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT WAS WE HAD TO SIT THROUGH YEAR AFTER YEAR OF NOTHING FROM TYHE BBC A ND THIS IS THE SHIT WE HADE TO SUFFICE WITH. FUCK OFF NUWHO SWINE I HATE THE WILDERNESS YERAS IM GLAD I NEVER HACVRE TO GO BACK YOU CALL YOURSELF A DRWHO FAN?

reminder that these are the only canonized stories

Alien
Or alternatively, a schlocky Aliens vs Daleks comic

>Amy model
Why have the computerfags not done anything with this yet?

VNA Doctor with Hellblazer

Kînó incoming

It's gonna be boredomkino

>The Doctor tries talking to and/or reasoning with the xenomorphs at some point

I watch the shit out of Ripley dragging the Doctor tho, it'd be great.

Is forgettablekînó a thing? If that's the case I nominate dinosaurs on a spaceship

I nominate that peg people one from s6
Genuinely do not remember a single thing about it

The Doctor's name is the theme tune

She is so cute /who/. I want a girlfriend who is like Jenna.

CHRIS CHIBNALL SCREENWRITING PODCAST
10 BST ON CASUALWHOSTREAM

today was comfy

I remember it was a Gatiss episode, there was a kid, an eyeball in a drawer, and Amy briefly turned into one of the peg people. That's about it - no idea what the Doctor did.

I'd like Red Dwarf, but considering one of the main features of RD is that there's no aliens in it, it couldn't possibly work out.

But probably something like Legion where Lister and co use the amazing before it's time plan from Revenge of the Vampire Bikini Girls to steal the Tardis and get back to Earth.

>no idea what the Doctor did.
Right at the climax he suddenly remembered what the alien was, just in time to rush the dad and his son into a 'show love in order to save the day' resolution. It felt spectacularly half-baked.

You know what Doctor Who needs?

A companion who is both a sassy black woman AND homosexual.

Thanks, Moffat!

>he suddenly remembered what the alien was
That is hilarious, I knew what happened but just focused on the stupid love conquers all ending.
I never realised that the resolution to the episode was literally just the Doctor remembering what the alien was.

Oh shit I completely forgot that Amy turned into a peg person
I seem to remember Amy and Rory getting shrunk or trapped in a lift?

The highest form of kino, where no human is patrician enough to enjoy it.

Yes, both of those things happened
Amy and Rory got trapped in the lift, which then started falling... and that resulted in them becoming tiny and inside a little boys dollhouse.

HOW CAN OTHER COMPANIONS EVEN COMPETE?

Didn't the Doctor also shake pepper into his tea or something equally "quirky"?

>posting this despite thoroughly enjoying Bill as a character
>also ended up being pretty fucking sick of Clara

>tfw I shut off the premiere after 10 minutes because I hated the new companion

No wonder the ratings were so awful.

What is wrong with her eyebrows? They are so creepy, it's like she is auditioning for Stephen King's It.

The absolute state of modern makeup

>tfw you realize the Timelords who played Doctorin' the TARDIS are the same band as the KLF who once burned a million quid as a joke

Yup he absolutely did. I'm willing to forgive that though because I enjoyed him and that family

When can i buy a heather action figure?

you just want to hot glue it don't you user

I love that theory. I've always thought that. It's really fitting.

Did anybody else get Kill Bill Vol. 2 flashbacks when 12 was punching the diamond wall in Heaven Sent?

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Why do you think i have the Clara one?

no.
how long have you posted here?
why do you use a tripcode?
who made you want to be a trip?
what do you think of the other trips?
why don't you like capaldi?
are you leaving when series 10 is over?
do you have a blog or tumblr?
do you cosplay?

twitter.com/rtalalay/status/854503143912206337
Has anyone got the pie/Colin banner?

>On Sup Forums since 2008.
>To prevent interference when I do the '/who/ fixes doctor who' CYOAs.
>Nobody.
>I have no outstanding opinion about anybody in particular. ...Gallifrey_Immigrant is nice to me?
>I never said I didn't.
>Why would I?
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Nope.

tbqh Gallifrey_Immigrant just wants to fuck you in the front butt and put you in his female doctor fanfics.

Does anyone have that webm of that scene of Zoe on the Tardis console, that one glorious user spent weeks colorizing?

She's actually a boy so don't get excited

Nobody actually wants my boipussi, user.

>I just want to drawfag for the thread

Happy birthday Tennant, you skinny scottish twink.

Just fuck off

No but I do have this.