WW1 ends

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies and half of Germany's debt was forgiven even though they started the war
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America risks war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies and airmen even personally buy and drop candy for the children
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them while Germany's leader calls America an unreliable ally
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do
>Britain also helped them a ton after having been attacked by Germany in two wars but now 90% of Germans want to hurt Britain in the Brexit negotiations


Why are Germans such ungrateful, self-righteous, and mean people?

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Because kraiurd blame America for all their problems

Vietnam doesn't. They blame china
Japan doesn't, they're noble enough to recognize it was their fault.

Yet krauts just want someone to blame. Refuse to take the guilt for their actions

You will never stop us :^)

>Germany was responsible for both world wars

Objectively true

absolute drivel

>be Germany
>declare war on Russia despite having no obligation to do so
>this results in France and the U.K. Being obligated to declare war
>it wasn't our fault guiz

>be Germany
>make a deal with britain and France to not want more clay
>decide you want Poland
>Britain and France say no
>who cares.jpg
>false flag an attack by poles
>world sees through your shit but Germans believe it
>war.jpg
>but but.. Poland fired first

Objectively untrue

friendship is not servitude

>Be america
>Sit out of ww1 becoming insanely rich and growing massive industry selling shit to allies
>Come in at the last second when the wars already won
>ruin Versailles for everybody else by keeping Germany strong enough to rebuild
>Organise Polish corridor cutting of East Prussia
>ww2 starts like everybody predicted
>Do the same thing as ww1 again
>Say that everybody should be grateful for you
>Claim that you suddenly become wealthy because of a culture of hard work and American exceptionalism

>expecting friends to not be ungrateful cunts is the same as making them servants

>WW1
>Be Russians
>support your batshit insane slavic subhuman counterparts
>slavic subhuman counterparts assassinate Royal Austrian
>German gives support to Austria-Hungary in event of Russian war declaration
>Russians mobilized for an entire month
>Germany says stop mobilizing against Austria-Hungary
>Russia refuses

>WW2
>Hitler brings your nation out from Jewumist collapse
>seeks to take back land that was unjustifiabily taken
>does this
>declares war on a country Britian and France refuse to protect, pack loaded with ethnic Germans
>Britain and France declare on Germany predicated on land-grabbing being wrong and very naughty, despite owning half of the entire world together

Why would you give a flying fuck

we did nothing wrong in ww1
germans done wrong

They don't hate Americans, they hate Anglos.

youtube.com/watch?v=fCHeFjADTTs

You did everything wrong, lost, and then became the most backward and primitive cesspool in the last 100 years.

again because of germans

>became
when was it not

but americans always go on and on about how they own us.

Why the fuck should we be happy about this?

Didn't we have this thread like 3 weeks ago?

Fucking Germans.

Damn them!

The eternal hans wants nothing but the complete and utter destruction of europe, naturally they hate anybody who tries to clean up their beautiful mess

>became

You really think Krauts want your nigger asses on their soil? You are simply there so you could not let Germany to become a great country again with great military... You are nothing but an invader you mutt.

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>americans always go on and on about how they own us
It's banter dumbass

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If I had to nuke Germany to make every American in the world die I would do it.

>If I had to nuke Germany to make every American in the world die I would do it

>the germ is willing to bite the hand that feeds it even at the cost of all his fellow countrymen

wtf I love a jerry now?

this but unironically

I don't even mean Sup Forums

Nobody is ungrateful. Maybe you should just visit Germany and see yourself that Americans are welcome here.
If people are bitching about the US it's usually "your" retarded foreign policy in the ME which concerns us now directly as well as choleric mentalities/trends we don't understand like SJW and so on.

This never happens outside of Sup Forums, and rarely on it
Stop making strawmen out of us

so there was this american on a forum website for business flights to Germany and his exact words were "we practically own them"

germans have prides while we don't give a shit anymore

>Nobody is ungrateful.
Here's the result of a global survey with the question "what country is the biggest threat to world peace?".

>threat
>Mexican
da fuck

>Uhh uhh
>Well this one time on an unnamed forum this one American guy said so
>Therefore you all say it and mean it

So is there another country which starts or supports as many conflicts and wars like the US?

come on user you know the answer

We rebuilt their country so we'd have an economic power to trade with and leverage to build military bases in Europe you dummy, it wasn't out of the goodness of our heart.

>some uni student krauts on a chinese cartoon forum said amerimutts should leave us alone
>therefore they all think that

finally someone who gets it. germany is the biggest market in europe, americans invested money into it so anmerican companies could get established there and germans would consume american products, stimulating the american eocnomy. that's your marshall plan.

Good, killing all the wh*tes starting with am*rikkka and g*rmany

>therefore they all think that
>47% of Germans disliked the US three years ago
>Incredible anti-US sentiment post-election in most German news outlets, most of which is conveniently removed when translated into English

>Naw we don't hate you at all :^)

could literally say the same about you the other way around. I guess you are just b8ing.

Anti american thinking is mostly based on politics.

>could literally say the same about you
Except nearly half of our nation doesn't despise yours over "politics"

no instead it does for historical events, stereotypes AND current politics

Don't you just love it sitting on the sideway watching the hate on Germany pouring in, whilst being the original evil-doer?

>historical events, stereotypes AND current politics
As does yours, stop pretending Germany doesn't absolutely despise the US over things like consumerism, First World War anti-German sentiment, and NATO

>consumerism
Yep
>First World War anti-German sentiment
What is this? i don't even
>NATO
that's already too complicated for the regular normies and plebs. hardcore leftist, greens and antifa (of which there are quite a bunch) do hate 'merica over that tho.

>What is this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-German_sentiment#United_States
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-German_sentiment#United_States_2

>consumerism
>"damn those americans, *buys 10 burgers at berliner McDonalds*"
I'll give you that one but most people know that it's hypocritical.

>First World War anti-German Sentiment
most people don't even know this was a thing.
would say more people are angry about current anti german sentiment

>NATO
literally never heard people talk about it negatively, except for ruskie and pole diaspora
>inb4 muh polls

Where on the other hand americans think
>historical events
>"FUCKIN NAZIS N SHIET, NEVER FORGIVE"
>stereotypes
>"haha they are all angry emotionless ppls with silly accents and all nuzis:DDDD"
>current politics
>"These cucks WANTED all the refugees and they are such numales lol look at our alpha president Drumpf rip germanistan"

now stop b8ing

Nobody even knows about this shit anymore. We should though, fuck you American pig!

>historical events
>Muh Nazis
Okay, I haven't heard this whatsoever but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt seeing as there are absolute idiots here

>Stereotypes
You have yours about us ffs
Stereotypes aren't even bad, there are negative and positive ones and they're basic shorthand for groups

>Current politics
>These cucks WANTED all the refugees
Nobody honestly thinks this (Save the children on Sup Forums) but Merkel did open the doors

I'm a bit surprised you haven't taken issue to the fact that Americans call him "Drumpf" as a derogatory
>Now stop b8ing
Is it really bait to point out that Germans have genuine disdain for the US while the US' is more based off of ignorance?

Buttmad lole

>and pole diaspora
Since when are Poles anti-Nato and especially diaspora considering they are to be even more nationalistic

>Americans
>white

pole diaspora =/= actual poles

>Is it really bait to point out that Germans have genuine disdain for the US while the US' is more based off of ignorance?

our disdain is also based off of ignorance.
People irl "dislike" the US for much more retarded reasons than Sup Forums shitposters

>pole diaspora =/= actual poles
Go on, I need a full explanation to understand this.

>our disdain is also based off of ignorance
Your nation is hypocrisy incarnate isn't it?

don't know, they are just not the same.
It's too hard to explain but you notice the difference.

yes
Just like yours, and all other 1st world nations.
Also why complain about someones opinion you don't even like?
The entire idea of this thread is pointless.

>Also why complain about someones opinion you don't even like?
The point was bait, replies, attention

I'm only here because people made dumb arguments a lot of the time and it's fun to make them mad by pointing it out

Ok but it's really confusing me. Poles are very pro-Nato, their diaspora even more so and yet this. I guess just some anomaly you have encountered.

so I was right.

so that means americans do not like us?

wtf I hate germany now!