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>19% norwegian

can i bandwagon or is that not enough

May Norwegians souls rest in peace

why post the flag of the nation of Russia and not the competing nations flag, the Oaristani flag

Who to cheer for?

Is OAR bro who goes to pubs around? He's a nice lad.

This tired meme again.

this, I'm cheering for OAR not for freaking Russia

>Russia making the thread
Glad you don't mind digging your own grave son

Go for the gold, this is Norway's year

Datsyuk is my favorite Oaristani player.

I want Norway to be genocided on the skiing pitch but here they can succeed

...

is Datsyuk even an ethnic Oari

fucking finns fuck off and make a finland vs. OAR female bronze hockey thread

That's enough brother. You're good.

Don't worry we'll finish you. See you in Sunday.

bu, boring

What does 19% even mean? Did your mom swallow the other 81% of you?

Are you 50% or 25%?

>What does 19% even mean?
81% Somali

19% Norway, 20% Jeep Cherokee, 11% Haiti, 25% Moldova, 25% Americana and 25% null, darkmatter, nothingness, hollow

for a total sum of 75% "human"

Euro power hour is the best.

Is Norway a realistic chance?

Is OAR vs Sweden a likely final? Or will the leafs win again?

Not really impressed by these Russians desu. Got told we were going to lose 10-0 here.

come on norway, i believe

Norwegian-American here.
FUCK THE DOPERS

GO
NORGE
O
R
G
E

No. They barely beat us and we got trashed by OAR.

>not factoring in the Norge HEART

>Is Norway a realistic chance?

No.

Binland - OAR chicks might be a better game

need stream lads

It might look competitive because it's 0-0 but Russians have completely controlled the game and the Norges are chasing constantly. They'll be worn out by the time the 2nd comes around and will get dismantled. Happened to Slovenia.

Leafs have a 60% chance of winning against Finland.

No fucking way we win against Sweden. 10% chance maybe at best.

If we SOMEHOW do, 0% chance against OAR.

kek

Bake it

Shots are 9-1 OAR.

OAR can score 1 and win.

Norway wouldn't put up more than 5 shots the whole game.

>when the asthma medicine kicks in

The steam roller has begun.

that range

>literal refpuck

Poor Norge

>Goalkeeper faking being blind so he has an excuse for the incoming goal barrage
Sneaky.

wrist flicked it off the ref to get him the fck out of the way....

wtf is he doing

contacts?

>Bake it
done

BIN -OAR here

>wtf is he doing

already shell shocked

>Women's hockey
Is Icehockey the same as soccer where an under-13 boys team can beat the national female team?

youtube.com/watch?v=n9B9GfsNq8A

*inhales*

I only count 19% human?

time to learn

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remember, officially not even bodychecks allowed in intl women hockey

Yes. Before Vancouver olympics our women's team played against 13-14 youth players and got beat 11-0. Finland won bronze btw.

>Norge
>brown eyes

fake

They play college players. Not good college, but still.

Norgay exposed.

Oi wei

This doesn't mean anything since the gap between Canada/US and every other team is HUGE.

someone get the asthma medicine

Obviously. My point is that if bronze team is so shit, how good are the rest of the nations that don't make medals?

Do Norway people hang themselves, or is that just Finland?

No friend, we just switch channels and wait for the next gold event.

*zap*

reminder that OAR is only in this tournament because the IOC are cowards

Was this stuff physically proven or was it all testimony?

>shots 13-1 OAR

damn, not even close

my prediction was wrong, maybe not even 3 shots by Norway

>Computer made graphic
>A proof
Pick one, lardfuck.

18-2

one crazy russian guy told them it

3-0

Did he get Polonium poisoning after?

What a traitor.

>Norway

S L A V A

He will.

In my opinion NBC shouldn’t show any signs of “Russian” patiriotisim at this olympics and only pan to the background if it includes fans with the proper IOC approved OAR brand clothing, merchandise, flags (?) and other miscellaneous items and trinkets shown to support the OAR team in the current event

No that’s Lithuania

>this game

already ogre.

Good thing USA got knocked out in an honourable defeat. They wouldn't be able to handle the banter when OAR gooshgooshed them.

Seems like Americans killed him already.

A FUCKING GOOSE EGG

Some guy with confirmed schizophrenia said so, so it must be true.
There was also scratches on urine samples.

>ogre
oagre

>even their fucking Curling team is caught doping
We din du nuthin guys!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESENTING YOUR 2018 OLYMPIC MEN'S HOCKEY TOURNAMENT MVP

I hope Americans get busted one day. They run the IOC with their money and influence. They determine what events gets added or shortened or who can be submitted. It's not a fair playing field.

Kek.

Don't all the American athletes come down with some disease where the only possible cure is performance enhancing drugs?

Serious question. I'm under the impression you guys do a lot of doping under medical exemptions.

>In my opinion

Fortunately, since you elected a nigger twice, no one gives a fuck about your opinion.

Russia’s been shamed. Politics or not, GO RUSSIA
Unless they face USA in that case die commie scum

+1

There are more communists in USA today than in 1980s USSR.

get a load of this guy

Have you guys watched figure skating today? Absolute kino.

What are you planning to do about it, Russia?

Whyy? Whyyyyyyy?WOOOOOOOOO can we just watch this fkn game without that shiet again?

It was kino because Russia once again proved they’re irrelevant. Probably any success caused by steroids or other strange soviet designer drugs

It's only okay when THEY do it

>Norge loses eye contact lens
>Russia starts playing like it's on auto-Power Play even though Nowey has all 5 players in
>nOGRE gets PP'ed and now plays 4 vs 5 against Russian RED MACHINE
>it's already 3-0 in GLORIOUS Mother Russia's favor, and the REAL ass fucking with no lube hasn't even started yet
JUSTice

Nothing. Just watch your indebted trash reality TV empire descend into socialism, unemployment and racial warfare.

Might be their only gold this Olympics.

Good shot at hockey too.

>you will never send all commies to a communist containment zone
Australia would be perfect

Why exactly is Norway so shit at hockey when Finland is comparatively decent and Sweden is GOAT tier? Norway is already leading in the medal count, and usually does very well in the Winter Olympics, so why exactly are they just not quite up there in hockey? I guess as a burger I don’t really understand the reason why there is such drastic differences in performance in various sports and the number of medals that have been earned by each of the Scandinavian countries (Sweden, Norway, and Finland in this case)

14% Norwegians seething