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I must racemix.

anime

would fucking destroy that after literally half a pint but that's just me

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I am white

Weird looking gook.

>he likes fat birds

Literally the lowest of the lowest

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fuck you saying you dirty little taig? you want a beating too? scatter back to your fucking bog you monkey..

1 hour of toil remains

you posted this during the italy vs sweden game

I really do not care about Tinder posts

actually pretty high test

genuinely could not go into the wilderness when I played runescape because I'd get too nervous and scared hahaha

>be "British"
>go to the underground for the daily commute
>tube gets blown up
>go back up top and head to bus stop
>bus gets blown up
>go to bike stand
>they're all stolen
>decide to walk
>car mounts the pavement, runs over everyone
>somehow misses me
>Keep Calm and Carry On™
>stop into a pub, everyone's laughing and chatting because we're Not Scared™
>hear bombs go off down the street, followed by gunshots
>run out of pub making sure not to spill my pint
>get stopped by gang of Muslims because it's an alcohol-free sharia law zone
>they throw acid in my face
>run back into pub, scoop up my face with a spoon
>police arrests me for brandishing a spoon in public without a licence
>explain I was trying to stop my face from melting off because a gang of Asians™ threw acid in my face
>"oi bruv where's your racial profiling licence?"
>get charged with use of class A weaponry in the course of a hate crime
>go to court
>get sent to jail for 25 years
>my lawyer gets sent to jail with me for listening to right wing terrorist propaganda because he listened to my story
accurate

she literally looks like a retarded mongo

her eyes are too far apart

never date a fat/thicc woman who's proud of being fat/thicc

are these the so-called 'soy boys'?

I was speaking to my guy who gets tons of girls.

Apparently he was a loser like me, 5'7, not that great looking - all he did was start lifting and the girls started miring him and now he's fucked over 20 girls.

Is it true?
Does a change in arm size yield shockingly huge benefits?

wtf I love Poland

Man is instinctively attractive to a thicc woman. It triggers his primal urge to plant his seed betwixt her birthing hips.

Only soyboys turn away some thicc

so did australians vote for gay marriage??

and not a word was read that day

Fuck off ye cunt. doubt some fat jobless soyboy is any danger.

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sue

Kick a fenian in the head

poles in poland are based

>pray for islamic holocaust
howling

yes
women like it if you can show that you put the effort in

watching essentially the modern south african version of spitting image
the bloke doing the voice for trump is v. good, almost unsettling so at times

“Let the chaffing begin”

Can't decide between this River Island and Levis jacket

Fake news. The BBC haven't reported it

fukin based
how are poles so arrogant after having their country ripped apart time and time again. I assumed they'd be unsure of themselves like Ireland is

lost weight now and started looking after myself a little better
look a bit better but still a virgin aha

would absolutely break her in half but could not face the prospect of having a conversation with it

>based
going out of your way to protest is the the exact opposite of being chill

Nice reddit buzzwords, stupid braindead fucking mick

Sounds a bit like me

Although I’m 5’8, 23 and I’ve slept with 50, also I barely lift

And I don’t fuck uggos or anything that’s even remotely fat

>Hate muslims == Nazi
they love that word don't they?
it's like a catch all parameter.

>Can't decide between this River Island and Levis jacket

A white Europe of brotherly love is the goal

doubt you'd have the strength for that you arrogant little runt

Shadilay!

Anyone else here a member of their local orange lodge?

topman is better than river island in every way

Fuck isis I'm Millwall

>polacks marching in support for the people who genocided them
hmm
intelligent people, slavs

Weird purplish/yellow discolouration around my eyes, i barely even look human

based poo nigger

aaaaaaaa

I went to Topman too didn't really like their jackets

b-but how?

what is your secret?

I'm a white nationalist

wondering if there's a direct link between autism and the irish

tonight:

wish we'd get some of that nationalistic fervor minus but without the mino's thinking they are part of it

>chink defending allah ackbars

concise summary of my personality but slightly more nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

poo _ _ _ _ _ _

Born with a top tier face luckily, also I have mates

Levi's

state on you lad, get a couple of dark fruits in

>they fell for the 'personality is a meme' meme

that's literally all you need, I'm average looking but funny and nice to talk to, I'm drowning in 7/10 fanny most of the time

not a grimmer sight exists

love saying poo nigger

not even racist

you are a dark fruit (gay nigger)

poooooooo

yer mam doesn't count everyone's been there

decent lad

love the way woes says white

not him but im gonna guess he actually talks to girls and takes it on the chin if they're not into him.

The left has to destroy any semblance of white identity because they need all countries to be a a open society where niggers, Muslims, Asians can call themselves polish, German, Italian, British, Swedish

lmfao

personality is far and away the most important thing unless you're a literal goblin

I do that all the time.
None of them are into me though.
I lower my standards more and more yet every girl is waiting for a Chad.

If you aren't a 9+/10 then you're fucked.

just ate a shit load of garlic

gonna move to new zealand with my 3 wives and 20 children

Really hate how clothing store mirrors & changing rooms make you look really nice.

They bump you up to an 8/10. Then you get home and try the clothes on again and its just sort of meh

careful lad youll outnumber the locals

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the only reason people move to new zealand is to get citizenship and move to australia

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Sue is /our/ girl

not troo you poo

Doubt this.
I'm a 5'9-let, i'm ok looking but not the best.

still manage to get dates with random birds just by talking to them.

girls care about confidence and self-assurety more than looks in men. girls don't even care about looks in guys as much as men care about them in womenfolk

In the not-too-distant future --
Next Sunday A.D. --
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.

Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
Cambot! (Pan left!)
Gypsy! (Hi, girl!)
Tom Servo! (What a cool guy!)
Croooow! (He's a wisecracker.)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"

>5'8

Literally in the XS - S range

>Really hate how clothing store mirrors & changing rooms make you look really nice.
What are you talking about. The mirrors close range and fluorescent lighting from all angles reveals all the flaws in your skin leaving no flattering angle that is typical of one-directional bathroom lighting.

Ate raw garlic few hours ago. I can see through time and space.

you know it is
need the TTTA out of business

transvestites
mandem in disguise

Feeling a bit raucous tonight lads. Might bust out a few tunes and get bubbled. Mr Toilberg won't be happy in the morning but very rarely do I feel so chipper, shall be making much use of this.

don't know what a soyboy is

who /taig/ here

how do i stop being a pussy and man the fuck up?

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someone explain this to me

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>ANOTHER ONE
WHEN WILL IT END??

eat Male Vitality