/147/ - Snooker Grand Prix

Just Trump edition

This afternoon's matches:
>Mark Lelby v Jimmy Robertson

>Are Ding v Mark King

on ITV4 and probably some dodgy stream somewhere

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GWAN JIMMEH

good to see you Ausbro, how ya doin?

I'm doing alrighty, hope you're doing well.

Are we ready for some classic torturing?

This is the year of the Ding boys... I feel it in my tip

Yeah, alright ta
I'm never prepared for the torturing

You mean cue tip, r-right?

I can hear someone breathing, is it the fucking commentator? so annoying

>lelby

>Luca Breclel 0 - 4 Michael Georgiou
>Judd Trump 1 - 4 Michael White

>Blumpf

Oh shit son, are Ding zinged King 4-1

Rising my skinny Dings like antennas to heaven

This is good content

>3-3

SHOT JIMMY

Does anybody have that video of the Sup Forums retard saying
>2005
>Blah blah blah
>2005

fuck it I'm still going to post
>Lelby

/147/ once again tortured

>Williams v Bing
this would be comfy if it wasn't just best of 7

Plus it's the first round and one of them has to go home early

youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60

O U R B O Y

Bing's earned his chicken dinner tonight

Not on the BBC, not worth watching.

See you lads for the evening GWAN RONNEH

Seema pls

>makes me hungry just looking at the lad
errytime

Anyone else going to be in Preston for the semi-final on Saturday? Going to be there myself. Going to get pissed and GWAN ROWNEHHHH

Ronnie looking like Mr Bean with that haircut

>acting like an oik
Reminder that this is ONLY acceptable for shitty ITV-broadcasted events. Please do not display such behaviour at the more prestigious events.

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Quite aware. I consider Snooker Shoot-Out the crown jewel of the snooker tournaments myself.

>I consider Snooker Shoot-Out the crown jewel of the snooker tournaments myself
Don't we all?

Yan gonna win dis shit.

GWAN RONNIE

Starting to regret my cheeky bet on Yan if Ronnie stays in this form.

Hello there, Bazza.

Bless you guys for trying

Have these threads been up all week?

No idea, I just know these don't get anywhere as much as Masters/UK/Worlds. I like the small tournaments though.

Pretty sure today was the first thread for the Grand Prix.

GWAN YAN knock out this mega jobber

Ronnie lost badly to him recently, I imagine he will lose to him today as well.

>rpnnie

>ysm

Bit of a shit showing from GWAN so far, making some easy errors for Yan to jump all over, the guy is a great long potter, should know that by now Ronnie.

rpnnie in trouble now

>tfw no images of Yan in my snooks folder
we need some Bingtao meems

Who's the better Bing, Tao or Ham?

Here's a picture of Yan hugging Fu.

Yan Bingcow

This is the quality content I love

can't wait lisowski - murphy
I'm not gay but come on - lisowski is fucking sexy, it's unbelievable

Dat fucking yellow. Genious.

GWAN RONNIE

GWAAAAAAAAAAN

fuck off Ronnie let the big headed chinese kid win

Yeah, perfect planning to ensure a clean up.

Ronnie will have to focus to fuck to beat Yan, Yan's potting success must be higher than Rpnnies currently.

>gwan ron
The casuals dont even bother saying ronnie now

If Yan Bingtao was an old lady he'd be Gran Bingtao

If yan bingtao was a ref hed be yan verhas

If Yan did karaoke he'd be Man Sing-now.

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Fuck this match is killing me, middle pockets fucking everyone today.

he's alright

more like YAN WIN NOW

This blind ass ref, lmao

Georgiou is mounting quite the comeback on the other table

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>de ref

This ref is fucking blind.

And there goes his chance of ever reffing the crucible final

GWAN RONNIE

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Fucking grinder of a match decent one though. Yan can pot amazing but needs to also know how to grind it out.

So /147/, who will be World #1 in 5 years time?

Peter Ebdon.

Does anyone even care about world rankings anymore, given the 1000's of ranking matches a year in China now?

It's all about the crucible/ masters still.

B O T T L E

Rpmmie confirmed for cheeky line of blow before this interview

TOP LAD

John Riggins to win?

>Riggins v Dewgong

>Guodong is 29
holy moley, I thought he was like 19 or something

Yeah I just saw that, I thought the same.

genuinely curious, why do the chinese like snooker so much now?

>chinese players
>chinese sponsers

BEST REF

Yes, my wife is great.

Poor crowd turnout.

Ronnie won so everyone left

and there was footy on tonight

>getting told off by the ref
>caught clearly on camera too
that bloke on suicide watch

Evening lads.

I'm not being a wally, this Riggins match is live right?

Yeah it's live.
The previous match went to the final frame so this one is finishing a bit late.

lads i'm just so comfy

>first sore throat/cough in ages
>going away in a few days

Decidedly not comfy, fuming

Murphy vs Maguire in the next round. Grudge match.