Do I hear wedding bells for Amber?

do I hear wedding bells for Amber?

Yes. Ka-ching!

I hear succubus screeches and rockets to mars being dismantled

>get married
>start a family together
>Musk has 5 kids already

what did she mean by this?

lol. how do we save elon, lads?

>doesn't go after Depp's money because she is not too old and there are bigger fish to fry
Always nice to have a backup plan

Elon will be a lucky guy!

>30 years old

At least she's smart enough to acknowledge her best years are behind her. However, for such a supposedly smart guy, Elon Musk is retarded for even hooking up with her in the first place.

> save

He deserves this if he's naive enough to wed thie bloodsucking whore without a massive foolproof prenup 2bh famalam

>Supposed to be a smart guy
>Falls for obvious gold digger


lol

Scientific progress will be held back because some bitch wants to divorce a rich guy for his shekels

He's on Donald Trump's advisory council, he's fucking retarded.

spoopy

I know rite

where can i put down $1000 that she takes him to the cleaners?

>EPEOPLEPEOP

What did they mean by this?

>getting yourself in the ear of the most powerful man on earth is retarded

Why would you want a rotten apple when you could have anybody?

>tfw a woman destroy's mankind's destiny in space

This is what fucks me off so bad. Some gold digging whore is putting a Payday ahead of humanities development. This can't happen.

>>Supposed to be a smart guy
He's lucky and good at socializing.

It's the people he surrounds himself with, that are smart.

I'm sure she challenges his "mind" "intellectually"

and by "mind", I mean dick
and by "intellectually" I mean sexually

I like how media makes him out to be some comicbook super hero billionare, but I look at his face and can only feel pity

/thread

I mean for being a Trumphead, he's a kike so being in that position is customary and (in their position) a smart thing to do if he wants to be kept on the NWO hype-train.

I was really poking fun at the retards who seriously thought Donald Trump was going to le make le'Merica le gr8 again xDxD.

Amber I, First Queen of Mars

How fucking stupid is he lmao

wew

I never expected that desu.

Cathy Ames.

Why are women like this?

>prenups holding up

He is autistic as fuck. He has no social skills.

I was banned by some cuck for creating same thread yesterday, even though it's about an actress and not a waifu thread

Oh, I guess we're postponing space exploration/colonization.

THANKS AMBER.

>believing in the prenupjew

Why should a woman challenge her husband intellectually? Wife's job is to be supportive, suck dick, and raise children, not to solve equations and shit

>Elon gets to fulfill his trophy wife fantasy and gets to bang literally the biggest stacy ever for all the world to see
>Divorce sees her off with max 50 mil, 1% of his wealth

I don't see how this is a loss for Elon.

What is the point of even marrying her?

Rich techies are always still beta as fuck. Look at the guys from Google. Also probably this

Successful relationships culminate in marriage.

Haha, pretty girl is smarter than rich nerd

>successful relationship

Bitch is literally the devil trying to destroy the future of mankind and our only hope of leaving this planet by multicolonization before a global extinction event

She is such a super stacy she will probably cuck him into signing a multi-billion dollar prenup or some shit.

>What is the point of marrying the hottest most beautiful female status symbol in the world, getting to pretty much own her body every minute of every day for years at least

Elon isn't looking for love either, don't be fooled. He's far too obsessed with his work to ever develop a fruitful romantic relationship. She's there to look good, suck dick and watch his kids, and for the money he has, a few million ain't so bad.

dude, for $50mill you can hire a 3 10/10 hookers every night for the rest of your life. Sure, you don't get the prestige of fucking a celebrity

It would be way more than $50 million. Janet Jackson divorced her billionaire husband and received $500 million.

>salesman
>science
There's a fool born every minute.

Would you let Amber Heard feed on your life essence to feed her succubus soul?

Elon's gonna' get JUST'd

Prenup thrown out. Going into this marriage, things will be set in stone such that there's no way she's going to slither her way into anything more than that. He's a tech god, really, and she's a dumb blonde whore. You think Elon wouldn't have countermeasures for getting Depp'd by heard?

Not sure what you mean.

Well you really zinged them good by calling Elon Musk "retarded".

Man, have you ever met a beautiful woman who is interested in you? Anything resembling logic or self preservation goes out the fucking window.

Is Amber Heard even a celebrity? I literally never saw any of her movies. She's basically white Kim Kardashian, known for being hot and fucking somebody famous every other week

he already used the british one as a breeding cow. he's not having kids with that psycho she's just there to bounce on his space-cock

>implying Elon hasn't bought off every divorce judge in California
No man is that confident into marriages without a good plan.

But Amber is white, blonde and attractive, so she can easily get $500 million out of him if it ever comes to divorce.

Sure you can get 3 10/10 hookers every night, it's not about that.

Elon was a sickly nerd before and during paypal. He got implants and now passes as somebody who isn't an awkward geek. This awkward geek is now getting presented with the opportunity of not only banging, but MARRYING his waifu, notoriously known as the hottest girl in the fucking world, for 1% of his worth. Put space and clean energy aside, you cannot rise above the biological desire, especially of a fucking nerd who's never ever had girls like that interested in him. If I were Elon I'd do it too, fuck.

I admit it was a low-energy joke.

Elon musk is kind of a dummy

we were so close. cheap renewable energy, driverless transportation, space stations, post-scarcity.
but no. first they separated man from God, and now they will separate man from the future. we should just give up. women have won the battle against progress.

Elon is used buying into overpriced and quickly depreciating assets.

Amber will inherit half of Mars

I want to see Dogfart video with Amber, Elon and 10 niggers

but depp didn't pay her all that much (at all?). Didn't it get sent to charity? One you get into the hundreds of millions, there's not much difference. No judge is looking at depp as a poor celebrity, even in comparison to musk.

>Amber Heard
>Hottest girl in the world

Come on now. there's probably some poor Russian girl out there even hotter than Amber.

Also... Alexandra Daddario > Amber Heard

She must be really really good at sex.

Heard 's real face

Krager just shut the fuck up you annoying nigger not anybody has responded to your posts because you make such fucking SHIT quality posts shut the FUCK up holy shit you fucking annoying coon

wew lad gotem

I doubt it. She's just crazy enough to be hot.

"Elon Musk loses hundreds of millions of dollars in divorce settlement with Amber Heard" will be inevitable.

He's already divorced and lost millions. It's almost unfathomable how bad a decision it is. Even as a child I wasn't this foolish about women's behavior.

This

>be happy because get good sex and dick sucking from Heard everyday
>happiness and confidence leads to good business deals that make billions of dollars
Elon will make net profit.

How can you even fall for succubus's tricks if their charms stop working on you after you masturbate?

Elon is autistic in the most retarded sense of the word. I don't care how rich he is, he deserves what is inevitably going to happen

Will nobody save our planet's future from this demon?

>all these Depp apologists
FUCK OFF

This. There's nothing special about Heard, she's a dime a dozen looking blond with model (read: flat) body. Here's a photo of a random slav porn whore, shits on Amber from every angle, and could be maintained at 0.001% of her price

>what is anecdotal evidence

Heard stomps all over that whore anyday, its a global consensus you mong

I'm okay with this.

>>>/tumblr/

You can put your trip back on you samefagging shackedragging nigger

>see a hot woman without makeup
>still find her attractive
How do people do this?

...

How about now?

Ok slave, now here's what we're going to do. Once you colonize mars for me, you will immediately name me Queen Amber, first of her name, Protector of the planet. No one but rich whites shall be allowed to immigrate over and when they do, they will all belong to me. Together, we will conquer the heavens and all shall look upon me and despair that they cannot possess my power. Then, and only then, will I consider taking of your cage.

I hated this cunt at first, but if she prevents humanity from going to mars then I hope she takes Elon for everything he's worth and goes and lives on a tropical island where she'll be eaten out by lolis all day.

She's weird looking.

Imagine this bitch with Daddario's body and Daddario's face, she would be super hot

Amber is such a typical stacy name

>daddarios face

"No!"

this

if your girl raises hell when you bring up the word 'prenup' stay away from marrying her

Not really that smart if she's this transparent about her gold digging ways.

>haha this 12/10 literally the most perfect female human being on earth and a known succubus who has sucked the soul and resources of hundreds of men before me likes me because of my wicked sense of humour and not because of my billions!! Better put a ring on it oh oh oh!!
This guy is supposed to be smart?

just imagine all of the nerds whose lives she ruined back in high school

elons had a crush on her for years...

>lives on a tropical island where she'll be eaten out by lolis all day

if this is her idea of paradise then i dont see how anyone could not marry her

Alexandra has a prettier face than Amber, what's the problem?

he doesn't care why she likes him. if a girl likes you because of what you look like, your social status, or your money the experience is basically the same. just have fun and relax. also amber told him he could bang any daughters that they have together so he's gonna be fine forever.