9 biathalon medal events

>9 biathalon medal events
>10 cross-country events
>5 ski jumping (very esoteric) medal events

>only 4 figure skating events
>only 2 hockey events

What the fuck is this?

>>only 4 figure skating events

us level stat padding

who the fuck even watches these "sports"

norwegians

Stop being jelly. Norway is simply a better sports nation than you are.

do you seriously sit down and watch this as regularly as people watch football or hockey, every week during the season? And follow players etc?

now let's add up all speed skating and short track events.

We as a people are religious about skiing when it's season. Not even kidding.

I do. It's literally the highlight of the Winter Olympics, along with hockey. It's like what track is to the Summer Games.

But noone cares about track either aside from the olympics when most people kinda pretend to care and become invested in it because it's their nation competing

If anything there should be more ski jumping competitions. At least women's large hill, mixed team competition, and ski flying.

Norwegians confirmed for the ethiopians of europe

>only 2 hockey events
Explain how there could be more than 2

>ski flying
yeah, let's make hosting the Olympics even more expensive than it already is.

figure skating isn't really a sport, it's a show
hockey is irrelevant

It's not the most expensive facility desu.

Cross country is boring as fuck.

While you do have a point, it's not like this is news to all other countries but Norway. A olympic gold will go down in the statistics as a olympic gold, no matter if its from men's Ice Hockey or womens biathlon relay.
All the countries know this, so the question is why Norway does not get more competition in sports were there is a lot of gold to be gotten. Three possible answers are:
1. The other countries are retarded, and cannot think in simple economical terms of supply and demand
2. The other countries to not care about winning gold medals/does not deem trying to compete with Norway a worthwhile investment
3. They are trying, but are failing miserably

Millions of people watch every Diamond League meet. Me included.

yes

>he doesn't watch the world championships

Fucking retard we should just annex Sweden at this point and deport you to the ocean and use the land for ourselves.

Timbits event when?

Cross country is to the winter games as swimming is to the summer games

>country where everyone and their dog learns how to ski from birth
>pool of 5 million to pick from
>institutional knowledge decades older than all other countries
I don't mind, it is a good sport and there's no excuse for countries that don't medal in an event with no subjective scoring.

>Summer olympics
>Who can run the fastest and longest

>WInter olympics
>Who can survive a 150m ++ jump off a fucking tall as fuck ramp
>Who can survive 100km/h ++ descent down a fucking mountain
>Who can perform as a sniper marksman while racing in the forest, where one miss may and will cost you a medal

Not to mention that cross country skiing is a lot more aesthetic and comfy than running around a fucking track

>Send your sport's federation president be a judge to rig the competition
>wtf there should be more figure skating medals to cheat our way to them

La meilleure et la pire note ne compte pas justement pour éviter ça.

La note du juge canadien a été exclu autant pour Virtue et Moir que pour le couple français. Puis tu ne peux pas nier que la foule et les commentateurs étaient pas mal plus enthousiaste de la présentation des canadiens que de celle des français.

>Coming from the country whose judge was literally paid off by the russians in salt lake city

She was invited, she went. Judges are randomly selected per events. There are french judges. Studies show that all judges have bias for their own nationality, canadian jusge wasn't even the most biased in this competition. The best and worse notes are discarded which her notes were discarded for the two pairs in question so it doesn't even matter.

>being this salty.

Get off the ice, fag

Je poop sur ta visage et je plowed ta mère comme la chienne que elle est. Donne-moi des croissants ;)

That's who we've got playing on our hockey team isn't it?

Bel essai, anglais retardé. ***Je chie sur ton visage et je fourre ta mère comme la chienne qu'elle est. ***

Tu es retardé, mais je crois en toi quand même. Continue à t'appliquer et tu vas bien perlé la française

Déso, mais je suis un violer de langue.

1v1
3v3
Bandy and all it's variations (fuck it, close enough)
Multi puck for high scoring memes
There could be mixed hockey which would be hilarious
Boot hockey for the poor countries

C'est ta mère qui s'est fait violer, ce qui a engendré ta naissance

Skriv på engelsk for helvete

What Winter Olympic sport would he have been good at?

Yes, actually. Even as you speak to a Norwegian who claim not to be into sports, when you ask them about skiing they will tell you it is the exception. We watch vcup in the weekends, we love the sport to death.

Think about it. People who have grown up playing football will love football even more. Well, all of us grew up skiing, so we love skiing sports even more.

Not enough curling either

Unironically bobsled, skeleton or luge.

maybe they need to have hockey games of different lengths.
>20 minute games
>40 minute games
>60 minute games
>3v3
>shootout only

if we do men and women, there are 10 hockey events.