It will be freezing steadily for the next 2 weeks

>It will be freezing steadily for the next 2 weeks
>Friesland is already closing the canals
>elfstedenkoorts spreading

Is it finally happening this year dutchbros? Will we have an elfstedentocht for the first time in 20 years?!

>work outdoors
>still fucking freezing temperatures all day

FUCKING SPRING WHERE ARE YOU

Hope the ice breaks and your entire population drown in the water.

holy fuck pls let this happen. I have heard dutchbros on Sup Forums talk about this thing for years

Tell me about this tradition. Are millenials likely to ruin it?

What's a elfstedenkoort

It would have been fun if it happened during the olympic games, all the dutch would have abandoned the games.

all the channels in the netherlands freeze and they have a massive fucking speed skating race around the entire country

What a retarded tradition. Dutch people are fucked in the head.

It sounds fun as fuck, dumb gook

Well I don't know what kind of people can just drop everything and enter a 200km skating race on 48 hours notice. Sounds dumb as fuck to me.

Frozen canal skate marathon in the north of the country, it's quite the big deal. Name refers to the 11 towns you skate through.

fug, that sounds fun. Is it a professional event or can anybody join? Wouldn't mind visiting that otherwise boring country, to have some speed skating fun myself

>-20°C incoming
thank you winter-chan

Fun ones. Now go back to work you bitter wagie

>I don't know what kind of people can just drop everything and enter a 200km skating race on 48 hours notice
Dutch people

>global warming is rea-

Yeah, that's why the event hasn't been held in 20 years

>Haven't been able to hold it in decades
>Climate change isn't real
Suitable flag

how's your day going, Sven?

HET GIET OAN, JONGENS.

>using the cuck phrase they invented
dont even care either way but lmao at your indoctrination

tbf it has only been held 15 times since 1909

D00D!

Will this be televised? I can't wait for the first to fall in the water when the ice breaks! :D

>no frisians anymore

sounds great

anyone have the reverse "goeden dag" version of pic related saved?

That's why it's stupid

>Will we have an elfstedentocht for the first time in 20 years?!
>for the first time in 20 years
>global warming is not rea-

why tho?

>That's why it's special
ftfy

50 less days of snow in Norway since 1960s, that number is steadily increasing, but this year there was more snow than 1989
>b-but there you see, climate change isn't r-real

The fact that there are enough people sitting around every year that are able to just drop everything on short notice in case the event happens is pretty pathetic. Do Dutch people not have jobs etc?

neets

I'm pretty sure they have like an 80 and over division and shit

>weather is climate

You are embarrassing yourself, just stop

Um I wasn't talking to you, thanks.

literally take a day off?

also, in 1997 16.000 people participated (next to the professional speed skaters) that's less than 0,2% of the workforce

There are Several 9s/10

And 9.2 million people stayed home to watch it on tv. More than half your country fucks off for the day. That's ridiculous.

>ywn have an elfstedenkoort

it took place on a saturday

ridiculously based

Why is Canada so mad?

Doe half your country regularly shut down every saturday or something?

Not mad. I just can't grasp the Dutch sometimes.

>Why is Canada so mad?

just a jealous chink.

Checkmate, yuros!

nah only once every 20 years or so

no one cares about the elfstedentocht

There is a bunch of dutch skaters coming to my town for some long races this weekend, its something called KPN Grand Prix..

The climate changes all the time. Its called weather

#triggered

Lets hope it leads to a new generation of speed skaters that won't get btfo by fucking Norway

It simply never happens my friend. Thank GLOBAL WARMING

A fucking leaf

>First Elfstedentocht in 21 years
>Kramer attend for his final race
>About to hit the final strech
>Suddenly his coach barges out and waves for him to go the other way

I don't give a shit about skating nor your stupid eleven cities trip.

Yeah, as if you'd survive.

At least we and Sweden have the money to build dikes, unlike your shit country.

>tfw nothing changes

>Northern Germany gone

Can't fucking wait, this country will become infinitely better.

Denmark confirmed biggest loser if this scenario. Modern day Atlantis for them.

>no more Marseille, Lille, Nantes
I'm ok with this plan. Also rip Denmark and swamp niggers.

The population will just move. It's not going to swallow them up and kill them in one fell swoop it's going to be gradual with minimal to zero loss of life. Mostly just loss of architectural history.

what sport is this?

>the only good part of Germany is bad
Really made me think senpai

It's called sitting around in anticipation for 20 years only to be disappointed again.

I won't be disappointed if my country isn't submerged in 20 years to be desu

Take a guess. Hint: it's a toothpaste sport.

not going to the worldc up is a sport?

I miss these times. I skated on the 'Gooimeer' when i was a little kid. Never happened again after that.

Why doesn't Canada have this? Our rivers and canals freeze all the time.

>good at skating
>good at field hockey

Why don't Colgate bros play ice hockey?

>never worked
>get NEETbux every month for FREE
>weather is like this
>sleep 18 hours a day anyway
>mods are fat