Are there any tips on how to persuade your girlfriend to wear elf ears, especially during sex?
Are there any tips on how to persuade your girlfriend to wear elf ears, especially during sex?
Say you'll eat her ass
The more elf threads there are in the catalog, the dumber and more off-topic they get.
I will never eat her ass.
Please link the other threads so that I could save all the cute elf pics
say that you will but don't, instead fuck her ass
cmon man get creative
I think there's a difference between lies and creativity
Yes. What makes you think you'll find them here?
Not to Satan, there isn’t
turn her position into such that you are the one financing her lifestyle and then threaten to cut her off.
This is the place where most people who make their girlfriends wear elf ears would congregate.
If you have to persuade her, she’s not that into you. Girls are down for basically any kink if they like you.
I don't even have a stable income.
No no no. This is the place where most people who would make their girlfriends wear elf ears congregate.
Tru
No one on this mongolian pretend game board has a girlfriend especially you.
It's like inverse army ants.
Tell her that's what you thought eating ass meant, and then renege when you hear the actual definition from her. Come on.
Ask her to. /thread
>off topic
How does something get off topic on Sup Forums again?
Hol up. You want your bitch to wear some elf ears to role play some nerd Warcraft shit, but you won’t eat her ass in return? OP is clearly single