Official laugh at America thread

Official laugh at America thread

>I know that I said that I will bomb 52 targets if Iran does anything, but after Iran bombed our camps I pooped in my pants, so there will be s-s-sanctions, ok

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Screeching no matter what Orange Man Bad does.

3 years down, 5 to go.

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lol

>I know that I said that I will bomb 52 targets if Iran does anything.

He never said this.

Iran literally did nothing though, r u mad there's not gonna be a war? LOL

It's a good move. Iran retaliated but with no American casualties. Saving face on both sides

>Screeching no matter what Orange Man Bad does.
>3 years down, 5 to go.

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>crying this much because the draft and 3rd world war Democrats promised would surely end Trump this time - didn't happen.

Awww, poor OP upset Iran's begging America to talk to them after standing down the Iranian military. Not surprised traitorous far left domestic terrorist Democrats spent the past 3 days apologizing to Iran and defending them.
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Fucking stop laughing at us, this is the best we can do.

That's exactly what these faggot shills want.

They want something to screech and kvetch about.

So Democrats lied about there being a draft and were wrong about an impending massive war? Guess that explains Trump / repubs leading Dems in current polls.

How frustrating it must be for you, when you visit NYC do you walk on the other side of the street from the Trump tower?

Imagine being a buttblasted liberal cucked so much by things out of your control.

Being an emotionally dysregulated gender dysphoric autistically screeching self-loathing libtard bending the knee (and over) for his mentally ill lqbtqp overlords is no way to go through life.

Remember that feeling you had, the night she lost?
That sick feeling of shame and helplessness, like some indefinable part of you had been raped?
That feeling of despair?
That the world had just flipped, turned upside down?
That evil had triumphed over good?

No?

Well, get ready for a second dose come November 2020. Because there will be no impeachment, contrived articles are rotting on Pelosi's desk. And no amount of shilling on social media is going to save you faggots.

FOUR
MORE
YEARS

It's like trump raped your mom, set your fucking house on fire and ripped your nuts from your crotch and is wearing them publicly. That's the level of fucking assblast you people exhibit for him.

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We have the biggest weapons, we will use them on you.

>How frustrating it must be for you, when you visit NYC do you walk on the other side of the street from the Trump tower?
>Imagine being a buttblasted liberal cucked so much by things out of your control.
>Being an emotionally dysregulated gender dysphoric autistically screeching self-loathing libtard bending the knee (and over) for his mentally ill lqbtqp overlords is no way to go through life.
>Remember that feeling you had, the night she lost?
>That sick feeling of shame and helplessness, like some indefinable part of you had been raped?
>That feeling of despair?
>That the world had just flipped, turned upside down?
>That evil had triumphed over good?
>No?
>Well, get ready for a second dose come November 2020. Because there will be no impeachment, contrived articles are rotting on Pelosi's desk. And no amount of shilling on social media is going to save you faggots.
>FOUR
>MORE
>YEARS
>It's like trump raped your mom, set your fucking house on fire and ripped your nuts from your crotch and is wearing them publicly. That's the level of fucking assblast you people exhibit for him.

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Doing the right thing like always

> constantly loves cheering on trump as he bangs the drums of war
> pussies out
> r u mad there's not gonna be a war? LOL
why cheer him on if you don't want conflict you stupid fuck?

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iran kills nobody, america kills their general. yeah.. lol

Pretty pathetic damage control after you spammed Sup Forums 4 days straight saying everyone was going to be drafted, crying like a bitch that world war 3 was beginning.

Yeah, the far left blue check marks on Twitter are trying to make excuses and getting ratiod to hell.

Bingo.
Yup, Cans panel looked like they were crying when they discussed Trumps spike in approval while Democrats plummeted after several high profile Democrats apologized to Iran the past few days. The fat Mexican chick they always have on was crying & calling Americans idiots when Wolf Blitzer said Trump will likely win re-election. And CNN wonders why no one watches their channel anymore.

*CNNS panel

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He never said in that tweet if they do something I'll do this. He said I'm able to do this, period.

>Iran retaliated
>no American casualties
>retaliated

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iran missed on purpose it was just to show iranian rednecks they had revenge

> duh duh duh duh PERIOD
hahahahahahahaha

sounds like a pussy

Pathetic americans believe this clowns their leader rofl

no one leads me - i am the wolf

>Looks like war
OMG! blumpffff is such a warmonger!
>Looks like no war
OMG blughmpfff is a pussy!
Fucking rent free. That man must be an absolute genius. I haven't seen crazy people this mad since Nixon.

>i am the wolf
You are a pathetic little internet faggot.
That's all, and everything you ever will be.

Or maybe he acted reasonable for once instead of fucking stupid burger

You mean clutch nixon from Far Cry? What's so crazy about him?

When you promise to fuck them up for striking back and then back off when they actually do, you're a pussy who should just shut the fuck up.

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Yeah. Can't wait till you all go die in a desert for another dumb ass billionaire who couldn't give a fuck about you

Americans are such fucking cowards it's hilarious. You can smack them around however you want and they just cry.

>Americans are such fucking cowards it's hilarious
You have such bravado from your mothers basement.

it literally reads "If Iran attacks us, then we will _____" lmao

nah man he said "PERIOD!" so you know he serious about being right. if uses "full stop" as well you better watch out.

>mothers
American education, everyone.

Not a Trump supporter but it was the right move.

>Trump nukes Iran's 2nd in command
>Iran uses what they claim are their best missiles, completely miss their targets, no casualties, no damage
>Iran withdraws their military, asks u.s. to meet for talks
> durrr duh us is cowardz durrr
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No wonder Trump leads all Democrats in current polls. Look how retarded the typical far left Democrat supporters are.

>mothers

>pretends to be nazi, killed by grammar nazis

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How are you so detached from current events, yet able to shamelessly chime in with your clearly uninformed opinions? At least read the tweets of the demagogue you shill for.

Yeah, I was about to say the left's desperate damage control right now is pretty fuckin weak. Even CNN a bit ago says Trump played the Democrats like a fiddle. Not surprised he's all but guaranteed re-election.

Is this real is Trump really being this much of a faggit.

>"IF YOU DO NOT DO AS I SAY USA WILL DESTROY ALL 50+ TARGETS"
>*does not do as USA says*
>"p-please Iran, allow me to unzip your pants"
Lmao at you fucking loser. Iran's slave.

Sure they did. I’m sure a guy like you has been raptly sitting in front of a TV hanging on every word said on CNN.

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Anyone with an education higher than 4th grade knows what trump says or tweets is full of shit. Remember when he went on for years about Obama being born in Kenya, then had to admit he was wrong on the campaign trail? He lies. It’s what he does.

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Dilate.

Oh noes, those stellar memes from the right! ::wank wank::

What country you from man? Just kidding, no one cares. How does that feel? How does it know that no Americans give a shit about your little country, and you are here obsessed with mine. Making threads on an American website about America. Your country could get swallowed up by the Earth right now, and no one would care. Life in America would continue like it never happened. God that must sting. I can’t imagine how bad that must hurt in your soul. No wonder you are so seething. Stay mad :)

Educate.

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Just got home to see this shit. What the actual fuck? Looks like Iran has won this round. He just made us look like pussies.

You are too fucking stupid to form a coherent sentence no less educate anyone you stupid fuck.
KYS

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cope harder and go back to r*ddit

We killed a terrorist, go figure all the libs are gonna rush to his defense as if they knew anything about the man

You can't wait for people to die? You, sir, or ma'am, are a terrible human being. Please have a shitty day. :)

>USA: One Shot
>1 General (2nd most important person of Iran)
>Iran: 10 missiles
>0 casualities
>pooped in pants
>KEK

Except he's still deploying firepower to the region.
OP falling for the worst misdirection campaign ever. "Hey, OP! You got something on your collar right there. Boink! Dohh!!!"

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> being this deep in denial

> someone pulls out a gun and fires at you
> hahaha dat cool bro we are friends hahaha

Yo Amerifags and Trump-Supportes -

how does it feel to have voted for the worst president ever in american history?

How does it feel to be a complete fuckup-nation?

How does it feel, that every single country on earth laughs about your incompetend "leader"?

How does it feel to advance backwards in time, demolishing the few good things that you Amerifags had?

From the most mighty nation to the planet to a joke, that everybody looks down on.

Well done!!

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Says the fag that used the currently often parroted one word catch phrase “dilate”. You are a shining example of education and are clearly not easily butt hurt by the word educate. Not at all. lulz were had.

HERP DERP AMURICA!!!!!!!

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yep a bunch of stupid fucks in love with guns, control over women, and reality tv brought this country to its end.

Dilate you pathetic little internet faggot.

Dilate.

Aren’t you cheering on the two people trump has killed?

It’s frankly disturbing how many of you would suck donald trumps cock if he asked

>Autistic screeching

You'd be seething and screeching no matter what Orange Mad Bad does.

Your Trump Derangement Syndrome symptoms are showing. Get help.

Dilate.

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And that I just dont get. Why is it easier to get the fat, stupid assholes to get up of their couch and go to the voting booth...? Why cant the other americans unite and vote him the hell out of there? I have to believe that there are more sensible people in america than complete idiots...??

>how many of you would suck donald trumps cock
You're the one with DJT's cock on your mind, faggot.

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Are you fucking retarded? They bombed a millitary base and killed 80 people

Libcuck House spent the last three years on a political witch hunt instead of doing their job.
MFW the next election is going down the drain again for the dems
MFW when I see the tears flow and they cry foul AGAIN

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I'm just sad to see a once great nation fall because of a complete moron. He has no sense of moral, he lies all the time, he cheats, he wants to be a "strongman", he talks about stuff that he clearly doesnt understand ... and that's only the tip of the iceberg.

Such a person should not lead anything ..

Delusional eurocucks. Kys

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Easy there Skeeter, you might burst a blood vessel as you grasp for large words.

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Yeah plus....

It was probably arranged before hand. They received an official letter right before the attack. Amazingly no lives were lost!? Yeah right. They knew when and where. This motherfucker has made me and everyone I employ good hard working money. From retail to manufacturing we have grown like never before. So trump to me broke the mold and made everyone money. Fucking great guy hasn't done anything worse than any other president in history so take all your heads out from your arse and step off that stool you might learn something.

where in "witch hunt" you mean - "making sure that nobody is above the law" ? oh an "trying to look like a country that has not completly lost his fucking mind" ?

well .. yes.. sadly they have do that. I'm sure they would like do other things instead.

Have sex incel

Duuuuuuurlate.

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Funny as shit though I imagine only serves to regulate the fire a bit.

Gross oversimplification
>we aren't friends with Iran
>we aren't talking about guns
>Iran has responsibilities to its people
>Shooting a gun and missing to save face changes even your little scenario.

>every country on earth
Yeah the eurofags getting raped by muslims and the absolute cucked state of canada
But our media is trying to convince us that we're the clowns and if we dare point out a fact were considered fascist

Also lmao
>Twitter

well.. we have seen the light, you know?
we know that there a sensible president is posible ;)

Dilate you pathetic little internet faggot.

Dilate.

Well, according to you, voters are complete idiots. So yeah, voted worst president by idiots. Sounds fair.

>next election is going down the drain again for the dems
> again
in 2018 Democrats won the house by their largest margin of votes ever. do you like being a clueless shill? at least have some data or facts to back up your bravado.

Dilate.

Or keep seething for 5 more years.

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>Cope harder and go back to r*ddit

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You mean the sensible one that threatened striking 52 targets, including cultural ones (war crime) on Twitter? What reality do you live in?

bravo - fear has been shoved up your tiny little brain :D
now you can follow your crazy sheppard and love everything he does or says!
BAAAAAAAAH! BAAAAAAAH!!! TRUMP IS THE MOST NORMAL PERSON ON EARTH! BAAAAH! HE KNOWS MANY GOOD WORDS!! BAAAAH! HE ONLY HAS PERFECT PHONECALLS!

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Polly wanna cracker?