/mlb/ general - DINGERS + DONGS edition

TEX: Rays sign OF Carlos Gomez to one-year pact
TB: Orioles reach agreement with Colby Rasmus
HOU: Forrest Whitley gets 50-game drug suspension
BAL: O's finalize new contract with Chris Tillman
MIA: Marlins announce one-year deal with Maybin
ARZ: D'Backs acquire OF Steven Souza from Rays
NYY: NYY land Brandon Drury in three-team trade
LAD: Dodgers, Kershaw have 'open dialogue' on contract
INT: Julio Pablo Martinez cleared to sign in MLB
LAA: Angels lowering right field wall in 2018
NYM: Conforto (shoulder) begins hitting off tee
CIN: Nick Senzel to see time at SS and 3B in camp

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youtu.be/UIr0yITvdq4
cbssports.com/mlb/news/one-of-baseballs-top-10-prospects-was-suspended-50-games-for-a-drug-violation/
mlb.com/gameday/sun-devils-vs-d-backs/2018/02/21/533782#game_state=live,game_tab=boxscore,game=533782
sfchronicle.com/athletics/article/A-s-will-open-2019-season-in-Tokyo-against-12631165.php
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for Mets

First in the thread.
Last in the NL East.

>harper is hours next year
>r u jealous of us

Come on, Dads! Lets get last place this season!

Someone explain the Soriano meme to me. I am returning from the offseason.
youtu.be/UIr0yITvdq4

>hours

Who /EliteFour/ team here? Dodgers reporting in

...

>he doesn't think harper is hours
>he doesn't think arrieta could hit 20 homeruns if he tried
bow down to chicago superiorety

cbssports.com/mlb/news/one-of-baseballs-top-10-prospects-was-suspended-50-games-for-a-drug-violation/
oh shit

I see that the secret to the Astros 2017 success is out.

Nats desu senpai

>bow down to chicago superiorety
Does that include superiority in spelling skills?

>its real

HAHAHAHA DISASTROS

>he doesn't bow down chicago educaution

Where’s that pointing Memeners cunt?

why wouldn't it be real?

>The Phillies will probably give Arrieta $120m over 3 years

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released

The Mets will win the East and the National League.

Derek Cheater and Manfred are absolutely guaranteeing that the Marlins die this season.

Cap this post right now.

At least Phillies get in on that sweet PILATES deal now.

White and based

Stop it you make other Mets fans look bad

This unironically

lmao lifelong Astros fans since 2017 would be absolutely devastated if they knew who this was

DUDE WEED LMAO

I just shed a tear.

Brad died for this to happen.

>robbie ray
>corey knebel
>eugenio suarez

ouch

>detoilet
lol

Reminder that the 2017 Best Team Ever Los Angeles Dodgers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

t. "east coast" doyer fan

hi

britfat here

any streams for the game going on at the moment?

arizona vs arizona uni

>Castellanos

prolly not
the pro vs. uni games aren't usually televised I don't think because the teams' tv crews haven't really set their stuff up yet for spring training

you mean the astros right?

He wasn’t a student of the game. That’s all there is to it.

Are we still assigning children’s book dogs to to teams lads?

>Are we still assigning children’s book dogs to to teams lads?
We should.

how many children dog books are there even?

BASEBALL IS HERE BOIS

D-BACKS ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW VS SUN DEVILS

GAME IS 2-0 ON TOP OF 2ND

no stream, only from tomorrow games will have broadcast

Mets are pic related

We got like 10 in the last thread, someone with Paint should make a chart, I would but I’m on a Mac lads

I thought this was a photoshop but it’s an actual book you can actually read

MID of 2ND
2-2

>I thought this was a photoshop but it’s an actual book you can actually read
Like The Pet Goat.

...

>someone with Paint should make a chart,
Might be willing to work on that.
What was agreed so far?

clifford whos
spot mariners
martha mets

What a terrible waste of trips

...

Does this mean the Mets fans have the most interest in their team of all these teams?

mlb.com/gameday/sun-devils-vs-d-backs/2018/02/21/533782#game_state=live,game_tab=boxscore,game=533782

It means Mets fans are 75% more optimistic about their team in spring training than in the regular season

>HOU: Forrest Whitley gets 50-game drug suspension
HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON

Man, those college pitches only knows make balls

It'll be another 2011

Glad that chinito is off my team
We already have a based jap

ONLY 2 MORE DAYS! Who /first ST pitchers already scheduled/?

>covey

I'm working on it, but I got started, was struck with inspiration and needed to share it.

Alright Lads, here are dogs assigned to baseball teams so far per the prior thread:

Baltimore - Scuppers the Sailor Dog
Boston -
New York -
Tampa -
Toronto

Chicago - Clifford the Big Red Dog
Cleveland -
Detroit -
Kansas City -
Minnesota -

Houston -
Los Angeles - The Poky Little Puppy
Oakland -
Seattle - Spot
Texas -

Atlanta -
Miami-
New York -Max (from Sheetzucacapoopoo)
Philadelphia
Washington -

Chicago - Harry The Dirty Dog
Cincinnati -
Milwaukee - Martha (from Martha Speaks)
Pittsburgh -
St. Louis

Arizona -
Colorado -
Los Angeles -
San Diego -
San Francisco -

>15-5

okay seriously, are there actually that many dogs? And do side character dogs work like Odie?

Martha was NOT assigned to the Mets. She is a BREWERS dog. Do not try to claim her for the Mets. You're stuck with that terrible fucking dog from Sheetzucacapoopoo

We're practically preseason, lad.

What the fuck is Martha?

We should try to find dogs who star in Children's books first, then we can go to side dogs from books (like Pal from Arthur or some shit).

MLB.tv is showing this game. It's just a fixed camera, no commentary, and some weird music playing though. Pic related.

Man did you not read the Martha Speaks as a young lad? It was this book about people who fed their dog alphabet soup, and then all of a sudden she could talk.

There were sequels too, like one where the alphabet soup company took some of the letters out of the soup so the dog could no longer speak properly.

tfw still feeling it

Look how sad Shiloh looks. I think he's a perfect fit for a sad sad franchise like the Marlins.

I really wish college baseball gets more popular. This is a typical experience I get when I'm trying to watch my school's games.

hes orange too! good find

I've never paid attention to college baseball, even when I was at grad school at a school with a decent baseball program.

If MLB wasn't on every day I'd probably pay more attention to college baseball.

sfchronicle.com/athletics/article/A-s-will-open-2019-season-in-Tokyo-against-12631165.php
Should have been A's-Angels imo and I'm an M's fan, but I'm defs gonna go now then.

Not a kid’s book
That’s a children’s novel

Man are you seriously implying that a children's novel is not a book? Those are some insane implications.

My grad school is top ten in baseball but my undergrad I don't will ever be ranked in any sport. I try to pay attention to my school but it's impossible to watch now when I don't even live in the same state anymore.

I feel like Gloria is an LA kind of dog with the nice relationship between the police and citizens and all

>baseball
>college shit
pick one

Real baseball starts on friday. Today only features the teams that will not make it to the playoffs.

>No Big Game James starts
I guess we know who the opening day starter is.

Damn, I did not know James Shields was such a connoisseur of marijuana

What team does this dog go to? I'm thinking Cincinnati.

It’s not a picture book like all the others

>assigning children’s book dogs to teams
Only small market loser teams get children's book dogs. The real contenders all get anime.

DYLAN COVEY

B A S E B A L L

WOAH!!!

Don't worry sweetie, I got one for the cubs. Jasper the gay dog from Family Guy!

Yeah, it doesn't look great in hindsight. Who did they get in the Ray deal? That was a 3-team, right? Suarez looks awful considering how Castellanos couldn't stick at 3B and Iglesias is a glove-only guy.

I love how White Sox fans have nothing to fall back on other than >muh gays

this is the year boys

baseball

That logo is not even angled correctly. Redo it.

lol Why do you think I'm a white sox fan?

Is this what generals are? Facebook tier memes? Unironic exclamation points? Family Guy? Holy shit this board is fucking horrible

Might Padres get the Chihuahua since out AAA team in the Chihuahuas?

its the AL Easts turn to win this season sorry

I like how the dodgers 18 lineup is literally the same as 17 sans darvish

>People who hate the Cubs are normies
holy penis, what a scoop!

Because I know a lot of White Sox fans and that's their go-to thing when it comes to the Cubs, since Boystown is pretty close to Wrigley.