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Hunter Wood
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Mason Price
Since OP is a retard that doesn't know how to post 3, I guess I will.
Hunter Young
based
Ethan Cooper
Suck a dick OP, post 3
Sebastian Lewis
Aiden Long
I'll continue posting my best until someone else contributes
Chase Scott
Sebastian Myers
Tyler Cruz
Eli Thompson
Jeremiah Perez
Matthew Barnes
Dylan White
Nicholas Hall
Squidbillies is my favorite
Jace Fisher
IN THE NEWS TODAY, TRUDEAU APOLOGIZES FOR DOWNED AIRLINER
"I'm as responsible for that as I am for all the other crap I apologized for", he said while crying. "Please forgive me"
Julian Ward
Jaxon Roberts
Squid tittie's.
James Adams
OP's "girl"friend
Gavin Harris
Jackson Butler
I wish all fruits were like this...
Joseph Young
XD love his hats.
Chase Jones
More hat
Dylan Clark
This little bad ass
Kayden Lopez
Btw guys I have a whole squidbillies folder, and I'm just gonna post them all cause they are funny.
William Sanchez
Bentley Robinson
Lol, they aren't actually wemon btw, that's the joke.
Easton Cook
Hail satan! XD
Bentley Harris
Go Trump!!!
Colton Roberts
Very wise words. Alright y'all that's all I got, hope you enjoy!!!
Aaron Wright
Not even saging
Nathan Ortiz
What do you mean?
Cooper Sanders
I don't sag? I'm white
Caleb Sanchez
Shit dude go for it I love squidbillies
Brandon Thompson
Newfags
Angel Bennett
I'll have to find more, that's all I have for niw. Glad you enjoyed.
Michael Jenkins
I dont get it. Thats from a tv show or something?
Thomas White
Yea I came here from Reddit. Sup Forums isn't as bad as what people sayy, so I think I'll continue posting on both.
Jason Davis
(you)
sage
Aiden Clark
doubt it
Jackson Allen
Like the spice? I'm pretty new here, so you're gonna have to explain your inside jokes, sorry. I'm also autistic so jokes sometimes don't make sense to me. I heard that this is where autistic people like to hang out, so I thought I'd try to make friends. Do you like Bionicles?
Julian Hernandez
4/10 bait try something better
I'm a republican white guy who is 22 and single, let's see what you can do
Liam Clark
If this is your best, we don't deserve you at your worst.
Aaron Brooks
I've never been fishing.
I'm also white, 18, and I don't really have political opinions yet, I'll just vote for who my mom votes for. What kind of stuff would you like to see me do? I don't have a lot of skills outside of squidbillies trivia.
Jaxon Gomez
While I'm waiting for your reply, I'm gonna guess what kind of person you are.
You're slighly above average intelligence so you think you're really smart and about the cut, which you're nut. That makes you an unsufferable fuck that looks down on people. However, the few friends you do have share the same dark humor that you do. You probably hate normies as well.
Maybe a neet or someone who works in a shit job that they hate.
Any accuracy?
Blake Brooks
Chase Gonzalez
>Which you're nut.
I'm a tard
Lincoln Cooper
Do you honestly find this funny? Kill yourself
David Gutierrez
Jacob Price
Adrian Hill
Like I said I am autistic, but my IQ is at 113, I had an IQ test when my mom wanted to get me tested for autism. Why do you think I'm an "insufferable fuck"? I try to be nice to people, but sometimes my autism makes people think I'm not. I have one friend named David, he is nice. But I am here to make more friends, I can trade emails with you if you want to be my friend. I've heard the term "normies" before but I don't really understand it. I don't hate anyone though, my mom says everyone is special in their own way, and I think she's very smart. I don't have a job yet, I am going to community college right now and live with my mom. Do you have a job? Do you go to school? Do you like Bionicles?
Hunter Rodriguez
As someone with autism I don't like that word. But I understand people like to use it on the internet. If we become friends I would like you to not use it though, please.
Ryder Russell
Christopher Taylor
That's a good meme XD here's a non squidbilly one I think you will like. I like Sonic too.
Jaxon Bell
That
was awful
Jace Bennett
Why did i Lost to this
Mason White
You
are new
David Watson
wow, this thread fuckin sucks
Julian Morales
Kayden Martinez
You
don't know why I posted that
Blake Martin
Isaiah Morris
Colton Barnes
Oh
^V^
Reddit now?
Easton Sanchez
No, I said it was awful to someone who posted it and he kept replying with the post when I kwept calling it awful. I hope one day I find that same user.
Thomas Watson
Jordan Thomas
Caleb Bailey
Asher Ramirez
So this is the thanks I get for working overtime.
Ryan Gray
Repulsive.
Wyatt Campbell
Alexander Rivera
Asher Bell
Absolutely hate this thread
One of the worst ylyl by far
Chase Walker
Justin Morris
Oof
Joshua Baker
No worries mate, I'll fix
Julian Rodriguez
Jordan Brown
Kevin Jenkins
Luis Davis
Tyler Parker
Henry Thomas
Grayson Edwards
Caleb Mitchell
Liam Smith
Eli Thomas
Nolan Anderson
Gabriel King
Trying to level up the thread...
Cooper Jackson
Jose Butler
Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Bailey
Kayden Baker
You started well, then it all went back to shit
Sad Sup Forums
Low quality Sup Forums
Cooper Cooper
Jacob Flores
Jaxon Brown
ruthless
Henry Ortiz
John Evans
Angel Walker
It's even funnier because that's exactly the kind of grammar he would use.
Justin Young
sloth maymay was born of Sup Forums.
Ayden Price
I usually have Reddit Sup Forums and funnyjunk pulled up at the same time. I find good memes on one I post on the other two. You cannot stop me.