Ey Sup Forums, remember your first blowjob?
Ey Sup Forums, remember your first blowjob?
Carson Diaz
Logan Nelson
...
Adam Flores
Not really, no.
David Roberts
Watch it, Paulie
Evan Walker
Yeah, i remember
Henry Gray
How long did it take for him to come?
Jayden Phillips
Ive never had one
Hudson Ward
>samefag
Nicholas Cox
>19
>tinder sloot
>first time getting dick wet
>couldn't get hard
>she laughed at me
I await the day I won't have to remember
Bentley Hernandez
>be 19 at family weekend gathering
>everyone outside at the pool having fun
>get headache and go inside and lay on couch
>drunk aunt stumbles in from the pool, sits on and and falls off armrest on top of me, unaware I was there
>instantly asleep and curls up on top of me
>try to get out from under her, motion wakes her slightly
>head right next to crotch, mumbles uncles name, undoes fly and blows till I pop
>falls asleep again right afterward
The back of the couch was facing sliding glass doors leading out to the yard and pool. Cousins were literally cannonballing into the water as I was getting blown. To this day nobody had a fucking clue.
Andrew Taylor
Wrong faggot
Wyatt Carter
How long did it take for the goy to come.
Carter Lee
How long did it take the guy to cum?
Gabriel Davis
>samefags
>still fucks it up
kill you're committed suicide
Carson Gomez
reddit.com/r/ThatHappened /10.
Would downvote again.
Thomas Gomez
Do you even English faggot?
Chase Bennett
Yeah, way too much teeth. Hurt more than anything.
Austin Green
Yeah. It wasn't worth it. I sucked it for at least 10 minutes until I tasted the cum in my mouth.
That's when I learned autofellatio feels less like getting your dick sucked and more like sucking dick.
Juan Barnes
Yes. 30y old fashion designer/dancer sucked my dick in her atelier like a pro, truly something that teenage girls just don't grasp.
Lucas Mitchell
so tell her not to use her teeth u autistic fuck
Jordan Jackson
LEAVE THE FUCKING CHEESE ON THE FLOOR!
Gavin White
This, but I have phimosis and a curved dick so I'm really self concious about getting one
Leo Smith
>her
Parker Cook
ask a whore to bite it off
Jace Kelly
I STICK MOTHERFUCKING PROVOLOGNE IN MY SOCKS AT NIGHT
Carter Hall
What did HBO GO mean by this?
Ayden Morales
But sucking dick is fun
Carson White
No, I actually don't.
Parker Turner
UP IN THE CLUB
Asher Mitchell
>Dr Melfi
>Her own therapist
>the rapist
clever
Thomas Ortiz
>PROVOLOGNE
wew
Caleb Scott
Nope, only hand jobs by me
Hunter Diaz
jokes on you ive never even been hugged before
Jackson Baker
No. That joke would not work with me.
Owen Kelly
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Angel Ross
It was the town faggot that gave me my first blowjob when I was 9
Thomas Peterson
how do you even know about these subreddits you faggot ass redditor