Official SEVILLA - MANCHESTER UNITED Match Thread #3

0-0

>tfw watching this

Thought Europa League was meant to be on Thursdays?

Sevilla wins 2-0

MOU

>de gay

Literally only one poster mentioned the paper airplanes last thread.

For shame, Sup Forums.

>de goy

who?

Must frustrate Sir Alex having to watch this shit.

>de goat

>de alexis

Sup Forumsnimu

>Implying I’m even watching the game

>de goat

Muriel es colombiANO

>de gay

de gea >>>> (((neuer)))

> Sevilla start well
> lose heart after 20 minutes
> look like they're gonna lose
> feel sorry for themselves
> one of those nights
> utd too incompetent to pounce on the game
> Sevilla continue to play from the 32 minute
> confidence slowly rises again
> finish the half the better team

Pretty shit game tbqhwy

Utd can win if they can string a few passes together, Sevilla have a very fragile temperament, get on top and they'll fold.

>la purge

He has an excuse to take a holiday in Spain though

Got nothing in for dessert

shut up phoneposter

You may pick three.

Great game, glad I passed on Monster Hunter for this.

De Gea to Real Madrid for a kabillion when?

What is his philosophy?

this game is ABSOLUTELY _______

Why no Major League Soccer teams in the CL?

Shaz Stone Liz Hurley Maz Tomei

shit

...

this game is ABSOLUTELY in its second half

they don't want it enough

Why no Swedish division 2 teams in CL??

>15 years old

roll

dunno their names lmao

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

4,5,20

When was the last time you played football lads?

>tfw muriel and kouyate in team

why do managers always try to get rid of their most talented player to 'make a statement'?

mourinho pogba
conte costa
mourinho juan mata? i think it was

MOMMIES

S E M E N S L U R P I N G
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S
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decisions decisions....

WELL FUCKING DONE MATE

Matic is a bag of shit now, Chelsea sold him at the right time.

2010

Imagine having mummy issues ffs. Freaks

Imagine being a Manchester United fan.

Lucy Lawless, Elvira, Monica Bellucci

>Playing football

lol only twats who haven't grown up still play football socially after 16.

>La criatura sacadora de semen

More Mexican Girls

>team play in an all black kit
>squad looks like this
makes you think

This shit is going to end 0-0 isn't it.

End this suffering.

2,5,16

>both games suck

_______ indeed

1, 3, 9 the older the better

Kill the other team of boredom then win

>getting dominated by leliga's #5

16-20 and 40-50 are god tier desu

25-35 is the woat age for qts

1, 5, salma hayak

>Ever Banega
Actually a pretty cool fucking name. Are there any other players with cool names like this?
>Cesc Fabregas
>Axel Witsel
>De Bruyne (is actually really pale)
>Dries Mertens
>Peter Cech (Is actually Czech)

Can I pick none? Ew

t. Billy no mates

GIVE ME THE DE GAY SAVE WEBM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'll take 3 Eva Formigas please

5,8,13

Compare this slurpfest to the Barca/Chelsea game yesterday

Post yfw Yanited is the only epl team to get bounced

another great pogba pass

this desu
the goat

jan venegoor of hessellink

8 years ago when i was 12

bleecher repost said millwall is like the eagles. is this true?

2005, normally I didn't play so I just minded people's phones and was compensated in cigarettes. Occasionally I would get bored and play and people were butthurt that they had to find someone else to mind their phones and MP3 players.

Vision of a bald eagle

How much has united spent these last 4 years? They look like a fucking pubside to be honest.

bellucci, zeta jones, hayek

2013, now I'm fat

Jan Oblak (is actually not black at all)

pogba is FUCKING SHITE imo

>left past thread open on laptop and forgot about it
>gf makes weird face and I think she sees something in the other room
>"what is it"
>"the people in that chat are having some interesting conversations"

back in college, i was the hard working manlet cm.

Lads, Sanchez has done absolutely fucking nothing since singing and I’m fucking sick of it

benis envy

Every football player who gets a gay little fancy hairdo should be euthanized on site

id say more liverpool than millwall desu

t. never tried another sport because he's scared of leaving his comfort zone

yesterday

>watching this confirmed 0-0
like you think mouyes has anything else planned

How classy is Sevilla? Makes the poos look like Sunderland

have you tasted your own semen guys?

First Rocha

Post pusy

Think they were supposed to be the most expensive team in the world a year or so ago. Not sure about now.

i didn’t realize he was a singer

Susan Sarandon, Monica Bellucci and Selma Hayek or maybe Zeta Jones.

Or just Monica Bellucci three times

>having a gf