I’m depressed i haven’t showered in like 3 weeks...

I’m depressed i haven’t showered in like 3 weeks. I only come out at night so my mom doesnt get bothered by the smell. I’m 23 and fat i smoke weed when my mom has the money and i play vidya and masturbate. My plan is to do this as long as possible until I’m either kicked out or she dies. Either way ill just kms. How everyone elses life?

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why are you a degenerate when you're only 23. you could do something to be productive, hell work uber and pick up some extra cash, shower and be a good person and buy your mom something nice. you're young and don't have to be waste of a human. i was in your position and my mom had passed before i picked myself up. i was loser when she died and i regret not making more of myself for her when she did everything in her life for me. don't be an idiot like that.

pick yourself up

Christ just take a shower dude. Don't you want to at least feel refreshed before you hop in bed and get cozy? I mean for fucks sake man

But I’m not strong enough. Also i don’t believe in free will so nothing is my fault

My bed sheets and pillow case are dirty oil as fuck it would just make my clean body more dirty

strength has nothing to do with it. and passing the buck like that is cowardly. you have a choice. and lots of choices in life. the littles steps forward are the steps that take you on the right path. you don't need to be a new person over night but c'mon dude take a shower try to do something helpful like clean up the house or cook dinner. if you try to be nice and helpful you'd be surprised that being of use to people that matter to you is fulfilling. i assume you love your mom so i don't know why you'd want to disappoint her like this.

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I'm insanely depressed and I've lost grasp on what's real or not yet I still keep my room as neat and comfy as I can, I shower because the shower is a place of comfort. Why can't you at least be somewhat normal

I want to masturbate to violent scream cry rape jizz puke out the nose of a 2 year old toddler. I’m ready to die

Thats a lot of work. My bed is the corner so its a pain in the ass to change them

Mood brother lets post porn and squirt

then fucking change them.
your mother fucking deserves you for raising such a useless piece of shit.
I want to punch you in the face.

You need help OP, I hope you find solace in life and I wish you the best of luck

Why are you acting so fucking pathetic. Get a job you little bitch

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Punch me in the penis you big bully

Death is when ill find peace

how fat are you exactly?

Nah i hate working id rather be a bumb

You're living the dream user. I used to be the same way except not fat and not smoking. Now I've got a job, make six figures, and absolutely fucking regret my decision. If I could go back to being a NEET I'd make the switch instantly. Props for having the balls to admit what you're doing.

I’m 5’10 and 230lbs

I want to kms because i wasnt born into a rich family.

in this bread, middleschoolers get trolled

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Get out of the city and move to somewhere more rural so you can get a job at a gas station or something.
Once you've got some money your life will immediately improve. Serioulsy even a part time job will drastically improve your life.

That's every thread.

You're not fat, just stupid.

I live in a town with a population of 1,700 and getting a job is out of the picture I’m disabled and unable to work

Post a full body pic of yourself (clothed), with face, or it didn't happen.

I have tits and stretch marks all over. My leg even goes numb everytime i poop

> getting a job is out of the question
it quite literally is not. Period. The internet is a thing that exists. If you are technically literate enough to use Sup Forums you're technically literate enough for shit like data entry.

Someone on this god forsaken site is trying to help your bait and you throw it all away. You will amount to nothing but disappointment for yourself and family.

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I look like this lady thisvid.com/videos/how-to-practice-puke-on-cock/

Is called being out of shape and lazy. You're obese, but still at the spot to make changes in your life. If you let it get worse, then you'll become fat, and maybe go on my 600lb life.

Idk how to get a job tho

Jump off a tall building at that point lol splat fat flat

I’m dead serious

Hi, user. I have your exact same life, except I'm 12 years older, have a job, and live in a small shitty house with another dude in the same situation.

You're a hapless retard and you should just do your mommy a favor and end yourself now instead of waiting for it drive her to an early grave. You can have value in the end once she is free from you.

with your lifestyle getting more and more degenerate is just a logical consequence.

when exactly did you pick up that bullshit about not having free will?

sure we're in one big fucking system where you could theoretically calculate what exactly is going to happen if you had ALL the data and the processing power. but even that has to take into account your brains ability to make decisions and those decisions make YOU responsible.

you choose to be fat and miserable. you choose to remain depressed. you choose to rot away in your own stink.
it doesn't fucking matter that you're just the result of everything that happened to you.
that doesn't take away your ability to decide for yourself and thus doesn't take away your responsibility.

the worst thing in the world are people that only do what they feel like doing.
what you should always do is what you think is the right thing to do.

you can start really simple. pick an amount of time that you think is laughable. like 2 minutes? that's the minimum time of a day that you do what you think is the right thing to do. and each day you either keep that time the same or you increase it slightly. your goal is about 15-30 minutes per day.

I’m too tubby tidded for that I’m gonna leech off the govt once i get disability benefits. Thanks for the money wage slaves

The worst part is that you're a lolicon on top of all of this, because of course you are.

If I chose all this then idk why i did do you?

End yourself.

Bro dude buddy i want to fucking do sick puke worthy shit. Like psychobillyfreakout shit

I will one day i just need a gun

Usually I encourage people, but you are completely pathetic in all honesty.

Post porn links OKAY!!!

yea. because it's where being a lazy piece of shit gets you.
this isn't a video game where you make choices by button clicking. you make choices by directing your effort towards certain things.

Are you on some sort of psycho-active drug user?

Whole ass mood tbh

Yeah but did i chose to be a lazy shit? You can infinity ask backwards forever thats why free will doesnt exist

I have multiple prescriptions yes

yes just now you chose to be a lazy piece of shit

How do you know that?

Kek to the free will part, I hope you’re not serious or that’s kinda sad. You don’t want to be a piece of random matter going wherever the universe thrusts you, don’t you want to take life by the reigns, risk it all if you’re just gonna end it anyways? And it will end, no matter what you or anyone else does, so you can do anything, you’re free. And you can still masturbate! Some people don’t even have hands to do that, you’re lucky kid

Why hello there fellow depressed faggot.
I haven't showered in like 2 weeks. I only come out at night, because I hate people. I'm 27 and I lost all my will to do anything... even if I know I can do a lot. I hope I'll soon move out, get a job, pay whatever my parents gave to me while I finished my masters and then kms.

To add to it, I got myself an internet only SIM card to block contact with all people. So no one can call me, or get in contact with me. Disabled my social media accounts and ... uhm... the full service SIM card sits at home, on the desk with airplane mode, only wi-fi is enabled so I can play some shitty games on the phone, since my computer is shit and can't play games.

Pretty similar, right? So what can I say... Yay, I never asked for this.

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I wasnt born into a rich family so I’m not lucky enough

Hey at least you can take comfort in the fact no matter what you do, it doesn’t matter and you’ll be dead

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Yeah :’)

cringe

>"pick yourself up"
Like this ever helped anyone

You believe in free will? Thats cringe. Your a wage slave? Thats cringe

Christ, what a waste of sperm and egg. Mommy should have thrown you down a well. Hope she kicks your fat ass out soon.

I was never a sperm you idiot

Is this bait, or are you mentally deficient?

You’re*

*your go back to school eediot

You're a peadophile?
Just fucking kill yourself then.
Disgusting degenerate piece of shit scumbag.

Go fuck yourself you lazy fuck up.
I fucking hate you.

I hope you get fucking beat to death.

Its fish bait. I knew i was a sperm the whole time

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Jeez someone angry. Why do you feel so strongly man? Take a Chillyaxe pill and charles on my dude

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Yea you're right I shouldn't get so angry.

I guess I just hate peadophiles

Why tho?

Why do I hate peadophiles?

Because it's wrong and disgusting.
Children are totally off limits and peadophiles are the lowest of the low and deserve to be castrared at the very least.

And if you don't understand that then you are the problem.

I will never rape a child for my entire life tho? I’m fully aware its unethical and thats why i wont do it. In stuck with this attraction tho I didn’t ask for it. The worst thing I’m gonna do is bate to cp. does that make you feel better? Most pedos arent child abusers. I agree fuck the rapists but non offending pedos? Theyre okay.

Then get help.
At least you can recognize it's a problem.
But even having those thought and attractions is wrong your fault or not.

Chemical castration is an option.
And in all fairness you are a danger to children regardless of the fact wether or not you think you will ever actually act on it or not.

If people try to get help and therapy to get over those disgusting thoughts and it works then I am all for it.
But if that doesn't work, chemical castration.
Failing that execution.

Reminds me of the mages who were muted in dragon age.
They can't control themselves so they are cut off.

Why is my attraction a problem? I’m never gonna be a harm to anyone let alone a child. Theres no helping an attraction I’m stuck with it the same way your stuck being straight

There are no pedophiles on Sup Forums my dude. There are only 20yo or something that fap to loli because it's more interesting. And when I say interesting, I mean it's out of the ordinary. It makes them feel special.

These faggots never saw a child naked irl, never aproached a child irl, and never will, because they're just faggots.

So chill out, there are few real pedophiles on Sup Forums. The loli threads bunch are just a bunch of fags fapping to drawn pictures thinking that's a real child and they self diagnose themselves with pedophilia for the shitstorm.

because you keep denying that it is your own responsibility

Your presuming free will exists without proving it

Well actually the word pedophilia means sexual attraction to pre-pubescent people. And if you have this particular paraphilia then you are a pedophile. Pedo does not mean child sexual abuser

I'm not straight.

And it is a problem.
No matter how much you downplay it.
You are a danger to children and will continue to be a danger unless you get help.

If you can't fucking understand that.
Just fucking top yourself.
You've fucked up every other aspect of your life.
You can atleast get this one last thing right.

There are no peadophiles

Or are there a few peadophiles?

Are straight men a problem because they are a danger to women? Should they get help because theres a chance someone of them may rape a women? I know I’m not a danger to anyone even tho i have i this attraction. Ya goof

>pre-pubescent people
Lolis are not people first of all. They're just god damn drawings.
Try posting a normal picture of a cute girl in a thread like that and you'll see each and every one of them flipping off.

They're not pedophiles, they're screenoflies or drawinfiles or whatever a person fapping at a drawing picture on a computer screen is called.

They only appear once in a while and post contact information. That's not being there. They never reply, they just post and off they go... So... yeah, there are none from my point of view.

They are cartoons of people

Completely different thing.

Being attracted to women is one thing.
Because you can fantasize about having consensual sex with a woman.
You can watch porn of a woman who has given her consent to be in that situation.

You fantazing about having sex with children can't be the same.
The child cannot give consent and therefore any fantasy becomes a rape fantasy wether you like it or not.

So there are peadophiles then.
Lurkers don't post or reply so does that mean they don't exist?

Theres nothing immoral about a child rape fantasy its a fantasy its not real life

>cartoons of people
No shit. They are drawings. 2 dimensional images on a computer screen... and that of people you added, means absolutely nothing.

They don't exist visibly... like making shitstorms like these faggots who pretend to be pedophiles just for the replies do.

Okay if you believe that then you are beyond help and just as bad as a child rapist.

Kys you filthy dengerate scumbag.

You have to argue why its immoral. Why are thoughts bad? And would you support thought crime legislation?

>stuck being straight
remember when the conservative christian fucks said that it was gonna be a slippery slope once gay marriage got legalized? this is what they were talking about

See faggot, told you. These faggots just live off the shitstorm you moralfags make over pedophilia... Now you'll butthurt something and he's going to grin at his computer screen making him somehow more accomplished.

I don't have to do shit.

Peadophiles are lower than filth.
And not only are you a peadophile.
You are a fucking sponge and a cancer on your mother.

A fuckign malignant growth on the underbelly of this world.
Die in a hole you fucking maggot.

Perfectly said.

>stop liking things i dont
>it bad!
>homosex gud tho
>it not choice
wew

I genuinely believe that in the next few generation the age of consent will be lowered.
Drastically so.
And people such as myself are gonna be seen as the racist homophobic boomers of that era.

Your feelings are worthless and mean nothing i need arguments idgaf about your feelings

You're right I shouldn't get so angry over it all.

I'll save my anger for actual real life scenarios
Instead of biting at the bait that I so clearly fell for.

Okay faggot