"user, this movie is boring"

>"user, this movie is boring"
>only 5-10 minutes into the movie

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>"wait who is that??"
>"Why did he do that?"
>"I have no idea what's going on"

This is why I STRICTLY watch movies by myself

>brother watches facebook videos on his phone while we're watching tv
>gets buttmad if i watch episodes without him

>"That makes no sense user. Why did he do that?"
>"This movie is filled with plot holes."
>still an hour of movie left

They used to say if something interesting doesn't happen in the first ten minutes, it's not going to happen at all.

You can tell if a film is going to be shit in the first 180 seconds.

you need to watch at least 30 min

>friend talks and texts during whole movie
>complains at the end that it made no sense

>WHo is this
>What is he doing
>What is his pan
30min in

>Watching movies with gf
>She has never seen 'The Shining" so put it on
>She gets bored of it within ten minutes before wanting to put on Adventure time
Please dear anons fucking help

>watching movies with other people

>trying to watch Refn kino
>gf keeps making sexual advances
>push her off of me
>she gets mad

Tbvh tho, a good movie is captivating especially in the beginning.

this

if the first 10 minutes are boring then it's a shit movie and a waste of time you dumb fat slob

While I see where you're coming from, the first five minutes of a film being boring is absolutely a valid criticism.

oh no, normie problems
perhaps you should live you're life in miserable solitude faggit

>Watch movie with a girl
>She eithers texts or talk through all the movie or makes sounds
>Awwww when something cute happens
>Urgh when something nasty happens
>Exaggerated laugh when something funny happens
Why can't women just watch movies in silence like a normal human being

>"user, this movie is boring"
>only 3 hours into the movie
This is why I watch communist-bloc arthouse alone.

i hope you realise if shes watching a movie at your place she just wants to fuck and has no interest whatsoever watching it

if shes watching a movie at the movies she wants you to finger her and get her horny and either leave or fuck her afterwards

she does not care about the movie

>durrrrr I'm a stupid normie I think I know the world better than everyone else
Fuck off cuck

I just came into this thread to let you all know that i have a gf too

>Too many black people
5secs in

stop putting your dick in retarded people

>waiting a whole 3 minutes
just watch on 1.75x speed, you need 1 minute tops to determine the quality of a movie (not including any opening/credits sequence, which I skip) (1.5 minutes if you're browsing Sup Forums on your other monitor)

what about movies about slavery?

>horror movie doesn't have loud jumpscares
>"user that wasn't scary at all"

>Watching Bone Tomahawk
>An hour into the movie nothing has happened
>WOW user, GIVE IT A CHANCE

>1 minute in
>"Wait i dont understand whats going on, someone explain?"

That's not true at all though, the Emperor's New Groove is solid gold from the 180 second mark on.

If a movie can't pull me in in the first 10 minutes then I'm not interested

Well no shit, every movie is boring. That's why it's a patrician pastime. To enjoy what others can't is patrician. To enjoy what everybody can is plebeian.

>opening credits start
>"In English, doc!"

>watching Ichi The Killer with girl I'm dating
>tells me it's her absolute favourite
>trying to concentrate cos it looked like a good film
>she won't sit still for more than half hour. constantly walking to the kitchen to check her phone
>bitches at me for not being attentive enough to her or the film
>flip off her cat every time she leaves the room

I haven't seen a horror movie that was actually scary

>gf wants me to pick movie
>goes to sleep

It could even be a movie she enjoys, as soon I set it up to watch its suddenly nap time 20min in

>say they don't like chosen movie
>hasn't even watched it
>'I know I'm not gonna like it!'

>Watching Logan with friends
>"user why doesnt he just heal?"
>Ask the same thing like 10 times throughout

I hate normies

>"Ewww this movie is black and white let's watch something from this century please"

>FEMALES
>GOOD FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN SUCKING DICK AND MAKING SANDWICHES

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>user, pick a movie.
>And your other movie.

It's odd how a lot of us are incapable of finding like minded people to watch movies with.

My brother is pretty cool to watch movies with. He actually pays attention and keeps his eyes on the screen. I feel privileged.

You're voluntarily watching capeshit.
kys

>watch movie with ANY woman
>she's on her phone 60-90% of the time
>I didn't really like the movie user. It was boring
Social media has truly brought out the retardation in people

>watches a normie genre movie
>complains about normies

>watching movies in a theater
>where you might end up with a shitty seat in relation to viewing the film
>where you have your immersion ruined by someone's phone or someone talking
>where you have your immersion ruined by someone smacking down on their fucking food and drink
Yeah no fuck off retards, watching shit at home on your computer or hooking it up to your TV is the proper way to watch films nowadays.

>"user, I just read the plot summary on Wikipedia. The story sounds really stupid. Let's watch something else."

You have to watch them in theatres, it's cranked so loud you can't help but feel your bowels quiver even if it doesn't scare

>hear about movie
>think it sounds kind of gimmicky or mediocre
>read the wikipedia article
>it actually sounds interesting enough
>just spoiled the movie for yourself by finding out it was actually an okay story
At least I saved some time, right?

>he doesn't own a projector

But a bunch happens within the first 5 minutes?

It's true though. If it doesn't have loud jumpscares or implies that one is going to happen I don't really feel anything from horror movies.

>projector
What year is it?

>Who's on the flight plan?
>What's a Masketta Man?
>Why is that guy so big?
>Why do they need one of them in wreckage?

>watch fury road with buddy expecting he'll love the action and stunts
>I didn't really get it
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT "GET" A SIMPLE ACTION MOVIE!?

>what did that guy say when I said what did that guy say

>this is boring, I wanna watch Adventure Time!

Is your girlfriend 9?

>Simple action movie
Reminder that there were three consecutive apocalypses in the Mad Max universe and that the oceans canonically dried up.

t. virgin who never got his dick touched during a movie

>Not having a home theater setup

>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who think korean cinema is good
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick, Refn, Snyder on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>People who say comfy/based

Most "adults" these days are mentally 9

>what happens if you pull his mask off?

>watch action movie that's obviously gonna focus on the stunts and special effects
>"user, this is boring. The story and characters are boring. I want something with more substance!"
>watch drama which is obviously focused on characters and dialogue
>"user, this is boring. It's just people talking for 2 hours. I want some action!"

>Um why did he kiss the mean guy
>Are they gay?
Guess what scene and film

So what movies are enlightened individuals such as yourself supposed to enjoy?

>watching movie
>dumb roastie keeps touching my dick

>Autists who think the most commercial '''''''''''''art''''''''''''''form isnt overwhelmingly for entertainment/commercial pursuits

You're a fag

>I hate everything people like

Probably some home footage of you when you were 10.

>have a few friends from middle school i still talk to
>one has the bright idea for a movie night
>he hosts it with his surround sound
>one guy picks me and another guy up
>me and other guy buy booze and pizza
>we each bring a movie to watch
>very good times, once or twice a month
>host friend gets MARRIED
>she moves in with him
>is now automatically invited to every movie night
>is the girl who is on her phone all the time
>"has" to answer every call and leaves the room
>comes back and asks what happened
>when you pause it to try and explain it to her now you are being "mean" because she recognizes how shitty she is for making everybody wait just for her
>then keeps texting
it's maddening. There is no winning, everything is offensive, you're always insulting no matter how much you're putting up. You're the bad guy if you DON'T pause and explain it to her, because that was "so important"

Don't get married if you have friends. You ruin the one cool thing in my life with cliches that shouldn't exist.

Me personally? This is my top 25
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980, Fassbinder)
5. Ostře sledované vlaky (1966, Menzel)
6. The Great White Silence (1924, Ponting)
7. แสงศตวรรษ (2006, Weerasethakul)
8. Ma nuit chez Maud (1969, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Lucky Star (1929, Borzage)
11. Markéta Lazarová (1967, Vláčil)
12. Jungfrukällan (1960, Bergman)
13. 狂った一頁 (1926, Kinugasa)
14. Nybyggarna (1972, Troell)
15. Ebolusyon ng Isang Pamilyang Pilipino (2004, Diaz)
16. Days of Heaven (1978, Malick)
17. Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988, Davies)
18. L'eau froide (1994, Assayas)
19. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)
20. Les Vampires (1915, Feuillade)
21. Viridiana (1961, Buñuel)
22. Orphée (1950, Cocteau)
23. L' Éden et après (1970, Robbe-Grillet)
24. 神女 (1934, Yonggang)
25. Krótki film o zabijaniu (1988, Kieślowski)

MAYBE HE HAS HALF A BRAIN AND SAW HOW BLATANT THE FEMINIST PROPAGANDA WAS

HOW MAD MAX WAS KUCKED OUT OF HIS OWN MOVIE INTO BEING A FEMINIST ALLY NUMALE SIDEKICK WORKING FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF A GYNOCRACY

STRONK FEMALE LEAD SMASHING THE PATRIARCHY TO INSTALL HERSELF AS LEADER OF A SOCIETY OF SHITLORD RAPECULTURE WARBOYS

> #IMWITHHER
OH WAIT SHILLARY LOST! L M A O

BASED PATRIARCHY WINS AGAIN :^)

It really has. Seeing people behave that way really validates the idea that people have basically become slaves to social media and the constant feed of entertainment from the internet. It's like an addiction. I feel really bad for people that are literally unable to sit still for even 5 minutes and focus on a tv screen while a movie is playing.

...

Boromir's death in Fellowship of the Ring?

start leaving the room randomly for whatever reason and making her wait for you

eventually your passive aggressive move will lead to a proper confrontation because youre too fucking lame to get into one already and;

1. tell your friend to either not invite his wife for guys nights or
2. not pause the movie for her or
3.setup your own movie night where only guys can come or
4.she can come but the movie wont pause for people who leave

you are not supposed to enjoy movies you fucking troglodyte

>sit down to watch Barry Lyndon
>immediately tries to give me a handjob

What the fuck women?

But some movies are comfy

True enough.

That's a valid complaint

How about you pleb?

wtf, adventure time is boring af

3 is going to happen at least once to see how it goes. Married friend is invited, we were going to his place because he had surround sound first but now another one of us has it.
She isn't invited. She can visit her friends or the neighbors, whatever, hopefully it won't happen again after Jason saw what happened

Reddit.

>had fuckbuddy
>she ''''loved''' movies
>we'd just fuck after like 20 minutes
>Where the Wild Things Are was coming out
>I was hyped cause it looked awesome from the trailer, arcade fire, gandolfini, that autist director
>Download to watch with her, actually watch
>Most boring piece of fucking shit movie ever
>She keeps wanting to fuck and im telling her to watch the fucking movie
>I look like a faggot for wanting to watch this gaycunt movie about fucking autism
>We fucked at the end of the movie, then we broke up

Movies killed my free pussy and she gave the best head of any girl I've ever met

I miss your mouth steph

she got really fat but I still would cause her headjob skills can't have been negated by being fat

>H-huh user I don't want to watch a film with subtitles okay. If I want to read words I would read a book babe
>Shut up bitch we're watching it

Problem solved

1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980, Fassbinder)
5. Ostře sledované vlaky (1966, Menzel)
6. The Great White Silence (1924, Ponting)
7. แสงศตวรรษ (2006, Weerasethakul)
8. Ma nuit chez Maud (1969, Rohmer)
9. Սայաթ-Նովա (1968, Parajanov)
10. Lucky Star (1929, Borzage)
11. Markéta Lazarová (1967, Vláčil)
12. Jungfrukällan (1960, Bergman)
13. 狂った一頁 (1926, Kinugasa)
14. Nybyggarna (1972, Troell)
15. Ebolusyon ng Isang Pamilyang Pilipino (2004, Diaz)
16. Days of Heaven (1978, Malick)
17. Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988, Davies)
18. L'eau froide (1994, Assayas)
19. Mauvais Sang (1986, Carax)
20. Les Vampires (1915, Feuillade)
21. Viridiana (1961, Buñuel)
22. Orphée (1950, Cocteau)
23. L' Éden et après (1970, Robbe-Grillet)
24. 神女 (1934, Yonggang)
25. Krótki film o zabijaniu (1988, Kieślowski)

I bet if you stopped going, everyone else would enjoy themselves. Grow up, cunt.

Looks very familiar
Don't log into Sup Forums tomorrow or you're going to regret it.

>fuckbuddy
>broke up
user you're doing it wrong

1. Problem Child 2 (1991, Levant)
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21. Problem Child 2 (1991, Levant)
22. Problem Child 2 (1991, Levant)
23. Problem Child 2 (1991, Levant)
24. Problem Child 2 (1991, Levant)
25. The Pest (1997, Miller)

>She can visit her friends or the neighbors
>literally setting your friend up to be cucked

Good job

If she doesn't slap you in the face and dump your ass after saying that to her, she deserves your abuse.

>because it's in a language that I don't speak it must be good!

well you know she decided she wasnt going to fuck me anymore thats a breakup in my world

but yeah i wasnt doing it right, this was in 2009 before we were all redpilled on how to game girls

>your girl slaps you and dumps you saying shutup bitch

what kinda betafag are you? the normal response is for her to get wet and be quiet

>giving a fuck about how women feel
She's my fuck toy and that's all she'll ever be

why so mad? The ending is good enough since you know they are gonna waste the water and die like idiots meanwhile Max is having more adventures

She deserves the abuse if she hangs around then. You might as well kill her and get it over with.