Confess

Confess

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I've killed three people and dismembered their bodies

I maturbate in school.

I can't laugh at my dumbass friends and family on facebook,
so I come here to laugh at dumbass anons.
which is most of you lot really.

i once killed an ant in cold blood

most people just use lighter fluid and matches

I'm sniffing my sister in laws panties and her butthole smells so dirty and delicious.

I've gotten plenty of nudes from women I know, by using a fake girl account to let them be comfortable enough to show me their bodies on their own.
I'd say it worked about 70% of the time.

I cant cum from real life sex, only masturbation does it for me. All my formative experiences were spent alone with pornography. Now I like it more than the real deal

story

weak

i am not afraid of ant. i like to feel the kill with my bare hands

I have a stash of girls I know nudes that my wife doesnt know about. Some being girls she knows

Today is the worst day in my entire life

I'm addicted to Sup Forums

Got kik?
Would you share on there?

Nah sorry bro some are private ones I took personally lol cant chance it

Really? I use hot blood. I cut myself and drown the fucking ant in my fresh blood.

That's fair. I wouldnt spread them but I understand why you cant trust me.

Ya the ones litterly her old boss with my d in the frame

I know this is a shitty joke but why did it turn me on

you might be an antosexual

i dream a lot about cheating on my girl
not because i feel neglected or don't get enough ... it's just for the thrill of it ...

When I was a teenager I built a device.
I grabbed a jar and cut two holes in the cap.
Placed a plastic pressure valve like the ones in coffee bags (you know, just little pressure differences are enough to open the valve and let air flow out of the bag).
In the other hole, a little hose.
In the other end of the hose I put a mask like the ones used for CPR.
Then I would eat lots of foods like cabbage, broccoli,conions, garlic, different meats and protein, also cheeses since I have a little lactose intolerant.
Basically, all the kind of food that give me gases and make my farts so smelly I can sometimes bately stand them.
I would then put mice in the jar, seal it and crack the foulest smelling farts onto the mask, the plastic valve would ensure that the air would escape, leaving a high fart concentration in the jar.
I laughed watching the mice squirm and squeal to try to get out of there, sometimes they'd vomit.
They would usually suffocate and die within 15 minutes.

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I steal money from the change pile in customers cars

I went on a plane trip and did not buy any carbon credits to offset my harm to the environment

I use mayo as dip.
Sometimes I eat like 6 tablespoons worth.

Actually that's being generous, it's more like 10.
Also I eat the mayo straight when I run out of crackers.

>I steal money from the change pile in customers cars
I always take my spare change out of my car because of people like you

When Golden Corral charges me senior rate I don't argue I just enjoy the $1.00 discount.

This is the most Sup Forums post I've seen in years.
Glorious

I don't seed torrents

When I was a 13 I was hairless and quite feminine, so I put on my mom's panties and whored myself out on a cam website. Sometimes I still jerk off to the thought of all those sweaty neckbeards that didn't realize they were jerking it to an underage boy, or maybe they realized and just didn't care.

Either way, I didn't get taken down by the cam site at the time, so...

I intentionally give fake names to the order girl at Chick-Fil-A. I usually pick really strange names like Cornelius, Salvatore or Kunjabihari

I once drank 4 large beers (hi alcohol 5%+) in one night