1st world problems thread

1st world problems thread.

I just made an espresso for myself and it tastes terrible.

my day is ruined.

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I'm stuck in a meeting and have arrangements to meet someone afterwards when all I want to do is sleep. Lucky Qasem Soleimani getting to sleep all day.

They recently stopped making my favourite brand of muesli.

i'll have to buy a new car cuz the old one won't work much longer

Surprisingly wholesome, user.

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my job is so boring, i don't have to do shit, can browse Sup Forums all day and get paid a ridiculous amount of money

I have to work two extra hours today because I just got given control over this department and our radioactives are improperly stored, our chemical store is uncatalogued, and the only fuckers who knew where everything was quit just after I got here. I have a lazy subordinate on 0-hours contract who won't stay because he doesn't have to, so I'm fucking cataloguing a lab into the evening when I should be home with my pregnant fiancée helping sort our house out.

Thank fuck this job pays a shitload.

I am 32 and I've never had sex

I have bacon that's gonna go off if I don't eat it today but I'm not in the mood for bacon.

Fuck, me too. Forgot all about it. Guess I'll cook it up when I (eventually) get home and use it for sammiches at work or some shit.

Signed,

I just left my consulting job where they paid me Googlebucks to run their EH&S. I didn't do shit; their radionuclides are stored wherever the fuck, there are chemicals everywhere, and the combination to the DEA vault is scratched into the paint on vault itself. They hired some fucker to take it in-house, so fuck him. Thank god I got a great referral from that company and now I have an even better gig.

I'm bored because I have no job and it's winter break.

Are you white? Go on.

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When a 'Californian', posts.

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From dis nigga's wiki:
After at first successfully using “complicated multi-exposure techniques”[2] to enhance Silver’s natural endowments for still photography, Myrdal later persuaded Christopher Tucker, the makeup artist for the film The Elephant Man, to create the prosthetic which greatly contributed to the notoriety of Long Dong Silver. Myrdal comments that, “It was very light, a very delicate foam latex sleeve that fit on over the cock, carefully glued down underneath by the pubes and then made up.”[3]

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And finally, the worst problem.

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I have to deal with a stupid phone call this morning in order to keep my food stamps. I don't know why but I get so nervous about being on the phone with these people. I've been in a mess for over a week now waiting for this morning. They'll be calling any fucking minute. I also feel like I'm going to spaz out and fuck up my words.

They didn’t have my favorite sparkling water at the Walmart I was at

I have to go back to work after a 6 week break, and I'd honestly rather fucking kill myself

Really? Just fucking cook it moron