Does anyone have tips to make death by hanging less painful?

does anyone have tips to make death by hanging less painful?

I don't see myself just dropping and spend like half an hour in the process of running out of oxygen while I chop off my tongue with my teeth due to the pain.

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Actually fall, don’t just hang. The idea is to break your neck with your body weight which will instantly render you unconscious, and if it happens a certain way it can sever your spinal cord and kill you within seconds

get help please.

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Longer rope. But you could hang for days, and someone could find you before you die. Why you wanna hang anyway? You some kinda nigger lover?

You should do what real men do and blow your brains out on live tv

if I had a gun I would've killed myself a long time ago tbh, it's a click
the setup is more simple

hanging requires you to find a good place, private, high ground but also a way to climb and then fall, and by the time I'm there, I really don't have any energy left to do any fucking climbing, yknow

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Zzz....

hang for days?

yikes

jumping on the metro rails seems more reasonable now, the setup gives me panick tho, being surrounded by people, that sucks

it makes me think of how I'll make them feel, and that gives me hope because I feel like I can give both joy and pain to people, which is the meaning of life, so I don't think I would be able to kill myself if I was surrounded by people

Dude don’t kill your self life is short. But if it’s really painful helium is a good way to go.

Such bullshit excuses. I don't think you really wanna die. You've lost my attention

>half an hour
it takes 50-60 seconds you absolute troglodyte

It's not painful at all, wtf are you talking about? (I tried twice but pussied out)

Do some research on hanging to death. Could go real smooth, or it could be one of the worst ways to die. Depending on the size of this guy, his neck might not break and he may not even asphyxiate, leaving him hanging there for days, making it a horrible idea imo.

Well then just rent a boat, drive on sea, take a shitton of sedation meds and jump after they start kicking into water

>leaving him hanging there for days
lol you're fucking retarded, you should kys instead

One day i will. But I've read enough about public hangings to know better than to hang myself

just go to bestgore and watch hangings instead of reading larps you spastic

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You can jump from a building. Research how to build bomb and blow yourself up. Research toxines for fast death. You could cut your arms up. You can go in front of a cop and aim a fake gun at him. You could take a car and drive against a tree with high speed. You could buy drugs and overdose with heroin. There are thousand ways of dying and you're acting like there is just hanging up yourself.

Can you not tell the difference between history and role playing? Don't be stupid. This guy don't even wanna kill himself. So fuck off

This is actually good advice i pussied out of jumping the GG bridge once too many people and nice weather and shit. Funny tho as I approached the bridges apogee everybody on both sides cleared me for about 30 feet. Like nobody would look but nobody stayed close enough to stop me if I decided to jump. Like death herself was waiting, but instead i spat a loogie over the edge instead. It was wierd watching the wind snatch the spit and basically atomize it before it fell below my sightline. Oh and no my life did not get better or anything, in fact its gotten a lot worse. Just do it OP it doesnt get any better, and if you have kids theyll have it worse what with climate change and shit.

make a solid noose, fall 3 feet.
hanging is orginally designed to break your neck, not suffocate you.
>but we are all morons around here.

For everyone reading here, don't get sucked in:

>The publicized suicide serves as a trigger, in the absence of protective factors, for the next suicide by a susceptible or suggestible person. This is referred to as suicide contagion.[2] They occasionally spread through a school system, through a community, or in terms of a celebrity suicide wave, nationally. This is called a suicide cluster.[2] A spike of emulation suicides after a widely publicized suicide is known as the Werther effect....