(((AMPLITUDE))) edition
Get the fuck in here, shit's live in 10 minutes
(((AMPLITUDE))) edition
Get the fuck in here, shit's live in 10 minutes
Come on Canada
One run and it's better than the womens lul
1440s all day
inb4 someone posts a 95+ run and pulls a swaney on the next
>2nd run
>already 1 fatality
>it's another acrobatics event
>two down already
kek
...
hes dead
:(
So whos the favorite here?
what a reaction
FUCK SOMEONE FINISH A RUN
why do they bother holding the sticks in the half pipe?
that fall didn't even look very bad
balance
Another one dead
>5th run
>only two people have completed a run
I would assume they make it easy to spin with extra leverage to flick in
its like watching a nature documentary of a dying antelope
Can't fiddle the riddle
fuck off with the music you spergs
it takes like 20 seconds to get the bottom, just go
Some do some don't, it really depends of the person preference.
double death stick strikes again
another dead french
Love the bong on the NBC stream
The American sounds like the prototypical dudeweed at Breckenridge
the bong doesn't know how to stop talking, it's fucking obnoxious
>Beau-James
Wtf is this name
man loves his dubs doesn't he?
Looks like they're landing higher on the slope, in qualifying they were having a problem with landing low in the pipe
what's the point of having the ski poles for this
Dat based old man.
Maybe the sky's mostly clear today.
Potential for impalement.
American athletes can't ride a pipe without having a firm grip on two poles
>that profile picture
>his face when he see's his run
Gives you nightmares, don't it?
*USA chants in the background*
>oh SHIT
>Ah shit
lmao
Apparently so you can swing one around after the run
My virgin ears
The fun that guy was having was infectious
>leafs 2/4
w-w-w-w-w-we can do it right?
we can get gold right?
So this is the power of America?
USA IS GONNA SWEEP THE PODIUM BABY
BORN IN THE USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>he hasn't been ear fucked
Sad!
nah probably not
DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE
>it's a "skiiers try to prove they are just as cool and hip as snowboarders" episode
...
Probably the Americans. They all seem to wreck shit in these types of sports.
America bringing it
Slopestyle and halfpipe skiing have been way more watchable than snowboarding this Olympics tbqh famalam
Can Leaf medal?
SO STYLIE
MUCH AMPLITUDE
WOW
ski cross was pretty good too. so much amplitude.
>slopestyle skiing
>half die at the rails
Nope.
Both half-pipes have been fun though.
>half die at the rails
You're thinking of the wymin's
Yeah but that beats the same rail tricks by every snowboarder. Atleast skiing had a lot of variation in tricks.
Why can't women do these tricks? If a country just put some effort and money into womens halfpipe wouldn't it just be free medals? Kinda pathetic seeing the difference between the men and women tbqh.
All 3 Americans can put up 90+, none of our leafs can.
Not looking good. Unless they all start falling.
Holy fuck, that run
is this a serious question
No, the men's score went to shit after the rails most of the time too.
yes boy
Based Kiwi
The BBC commentators are so cringy
Is this kiwiboy the only person to not use sticks?
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME"
Rooting for Canada, but genuinely happy for the kiwi, hope he medals
ANOTHER double
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
No, a Leaf went without the poles too, iirc.
>Are you kidding me?
Please fire him NBC.
BASED
A
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E
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Holy this kid can smell the pussy already
>3.8m highest
>3.3m average
>94.80
What?
I thought amplitudes were important?
ME OH MY I HAVE ENJOYED THAT YES BOY
i hope he doens't catch anything
Amplitude is a shitty meme when you're throwing down 1440's
OSHIT
Good job by the kiwi
>a fucking leaf
FUCKING DEAD CALGARY LEAF
FUCK
NO MEDALS
i don't think smelly pussy is a good thing senpai
Amplitudelets are the master race
He seems like a cool guy.
>allergic to the cold
Allergic to the podium
david wise pic looks autism
Seems like sticklets are master race too.
>winter olmypian
>Canadian
>allergic to the cold
...
>it's another USA chokes episode
His life must be hell