IT'S A REBELLION

>IT'S A REBELLION

I wanna see the original 5 hour cut of that movie

It's gotta be better than this

>you will never live a life commandeering a fast 30-crew starship as a slippery depraved Sith Lord, who has force dominated and corrupted an exotic mixed crew of sexy female Twi'lek, Chiss, Zeltron, Farghul, Falleen, Devaronian, and Togruta sex-slave bodyguards and servants

Why even live?

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO BE A REBEL

>it's a good thing this bitch will definitely die, so i will have to put up with her teen angst only temporarily

The only scene I was looking forward to seeing her fight that Tie Fighter

Fucking Disney Jews

>It's an Empire, isn't it? I Emp.
>can you please leave

>mfw retards rebel, but they only rebel because it's cool and don't have any productive solutions, or plans, or ideas for what to do after rebelling, and it all falls apart

The pacing of this movie was so fucked. They could have made the first act so much more interesting, but it was just bouncing from planet to planet and provided 0 character development.

It felt like it was originally like 4 hours long but so much had to be cut for time.

Like, while watching I was expecting some kind of flashback to her growing up with the old guy but I guess it got cut?

Other films dedicate like a third of the movie to setting up the characters, and the other star wars movies had 3 whole films to set everything up

w-woah there user! be careful or the liberals might accuse you of being an evil fascist!

>What kinda character you want?
>Just give me Katniss in space

I'm a Slavnigger. I'm impervious to liberals.

I'd let her rebel on my face of you know what I'm talking about

I feel so dirty because of how hyped I got by that scene and that led me to arguing with the people saying the movie would be shit. It just made me so nostalgic because a sudden on-foot fight with a Tie Fighter is just the sort of thing you'd expect in an older Star Wars game. I got baited hard.

>It's a revolution...
>I'm revolting

Why do you?

Heh

Rebellion...

more like

Reshiteon

am i rite?

To create a genetically modified Twi'lek clone of a natural curvaceous porn-star

Today's 'safe rebelling' satisfies the pyramid of wants so effectively. Firstly, you're safe because the police will protect you despite the narrative being that the police are 'brutal merciless weapons of the corrupt 1%'. Then you're also satisfying a personal urge to secure your morality and belong to a righteous cause which leads into being more attractive to the opposite sex as you take selfies of your brave rebel self to share on normie media later.

Proceed

>I rebel
>Ira bell
>IRA Belfast
What did they mean by this?

>It's a senate
>I am the senate

lol jyn is such a strong women character xD i luv her i hope she voted hillary!!!